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Title: There were two men in black at my front door this morning.
Post by: CC27 on January 13, 2026, 07:13:45 AM
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milestogo (22,634 posts)

There were two men in black at my front door this morning.

I could see them through my ring camera. They rang the doorbell and knocked. My dog went crazy, as he is supposed to. I had no idea who it was but I was apprehensive. I was not expecting anyone. They rang the doorbell and knocked again.

Finally I went to the door and opened it a few inches. Dog is still raging at them. The guy starts with "We're not selling anything"- and I answer "Who are you?" "We're with JW". I said "I'm not interested" and closed the door.

Jehovah's Witnesses - still not welcome. But better than ICE!

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220932548

DUmmie trying to be funny but fails
Title: Re: There were two men in black at my front door this morning.
Post by: SVPete on January 13, 2026, 08:09:50 AM
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Finally I went to the door and opened it a few inches. Dog is still raging at them. The guy starts with "We're not selling anything"- and I answer "Who are you?" "We're with JW". I said "I'm not interested" and closed the door.

 :rotf: That was my first thought when I heard it was two men knocking at milestogo's front door. milestogo's Trump-Hatred and paranoia (and maybe recreational chemicals?) took him to an utterly wrong ASSumption. Unsurprisingly. :rotf:  :loser:

I have a couple pair of black jeans, a black polo or two, and a black hoodie. Should I figure out if any Trump-Haters live near me so I could avoid or trigger them? :tongue:
Title: Re: There were two men in black at my front door this morning.
Post by: DUmpDiver on January 13, 2026, 08:32:41 AM
nilestogo is lying. They were wearing white coats and had a straightjacket.
Title: Re: There were two men in black at my front door this morning.
Post by: FlaGator on January 13, 2026, 08:37:22 AM
My first thought was JW, or maybe Mormons, or someone selling windows.
Title: Re: There were two men in black at my front door this morning.
Post by: ADsOutburst on January 13, 2026, 08:49:23 AM
Pfft. Men in Black is so '90s.