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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: CC27 on December 29, 2025, 09:40:04 AM
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pbmus (13,131 posts)
NoShit...
A man in a hot air balloon realized he was lost. He lowered his altitude, spotted a woman in a boat below and shouted to her:
“Excuse me, can you help me?
I promised a friend I’d meet him an hour ago, but I don’t know where I am.”
The woman consulted her portable GPS and shouted back, “You’re in a hot air balloon approximately 30 feet above ground elevation of 2,346 feet above sea level. You’re at 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude and 100 degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude."
The man rolled his eyes and yelled, “You must be a Democrat."
“I am,” replied the woman. “How did you know?”
“Well,” answered the balloonist, “everything you told me is technically correct. But I have no idea what to do with your information. Frankly, you haven’t been much help to me.”
The woman smiled and yelled, “You must be a Republican.”
“I am,” shouted the balloonist. “How did you know?”
“Well,” said the woman, “You don’t know where you are or where you’re going. You’ve risen to where you are thanks to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise you have no idea how to keep and you expect me to solve your problem. You’re in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but somehow now it’s all my fault.”
https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220894934
How stupid
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Democrat vs. Republican
A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost.
She lowered altitude and spotted a man in a boat below.
She shouted to him, "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am."
The man consulted his portable GPS and Replied, "You're in a hot air balloon approximately 30 feet above a ground elevation of 2346 feet above sea level... You are 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude and 100 degrees,
49.09 minutes west longitude."
She rolled her eyes and said, "You must be a Republican."
I am," replied the man. "How did you know?" "Well," answered the balloonist, "everything you told me is technically correct, but I have no idea what to make of your information, and I'm still lost... Frankly, you've not been much help to me."
The man smiled and responded, "You must be a Democrat."
"I am," replied the balloonist. "How did you know?"
"Well," said the man, "you don't know where you are or where you're going. You've risen to where you are due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise that you have no idea how to keep, and you expect ME to solve your problem. You're in EXACTLY the same position you were in before we met, but somehow, now it's MY fault."
https://forums.brianenos.com/topic/12487-democrat-vs-republican/
look at all the other dumbasses clapping and laughing at this stupid old joke
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thief
https://forums.brianenos.com/topic/12487-democrat-vs-republican/
look at all the other dumbasses clapping and laughing at this stupid old joke
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It figures. They can't seem to come up with any original memes, jokes, or even insults.
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It figures. They can't seem to come up with any original memes, jokes, or even insults.
In their defense, it's not like any of these DUmp'Rats have ever even a vestigial sense of humor, so memes, jokes and insults are so far beyond them...
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I've been in business for myself for 25 years. The first time that I read that joke was before I went into business, and the parties were reversed. I remember it because, after I had a good laugh, I read it to the guy who I was working for at the time, and we both had a good laugh because it fit the Dims to a T.
I do find it funny that the DUmbAss has twisted the joke to assign this line "you made a promise you have no idea how to keep and you expect me to solve your problem" to a Republican. Especially so since one of the their biggest problems with Orange Man Bad is that he's actually making an effort to do what he promised to do. Of course, I guess that fits DU's hypocritical DUmbassery.