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Title: Hey God, it's me, you know, the one who asks for one thing over and over
Post by: CC27 on December 26, 2025, 09:43:37 AM: Quote
Grim Chieftain (1,147 posts)

Hey God, it's me, you know, the one who asks for one thing over and over

In this season of love, giving, and miracles, could you please see fit to show us some love and kindness and save us from this devil who has permeated our once great democracy? I am not asking just for me, but for all mankind. He is hurting so many people and destroying all that is good in this wonderful country. We are almost prayed out. Would you please show us some kindness and compassion in these terrible, terrible times? It would be greatly appreciated.

Amen

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220889859

I thought you idiots did not believe in God? I guess you believe only when it comes to orange man bad.
Title: Re: Hey God, it's me, you know, the one who asks for one thing over and over
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on December 26, 2025, 09:48:35 AM: Never ask God for justice, because you will get it.

Good and hard.

"But, God, I didn't mean for me-e-e-e-e!."
Title: Re: Hey God, it's me, you know, the one who asks for one thing over and over
Post by: FlippyDoo on December 26, 2025, 10:38:12 AM: Quote
Grim Chieftain (1,147 posts)

Hey beelzebub, it's me, you know, the one who asks for one thing over and over

In this season of love, giving, and miracles, could you please strengthen our already enormous hate and aid us in the destruction of this country that we loathe? Oh, and rain down pain and destruction on everyone who does not think exactly as we do and refuses to bow down to our DemonRat overlords

I editted the red, bolded in to make it more accurate.
Title: Re: Hey God, it's me, you know, the one who asks for one thing over and over
Post by: SVPete on December 26, 2025, 11:08:16 AM: Grim Chieftain, when your chosen Cosmic Muffin does the opposite of what you ask, maybe the problem is with you and what you ask.
Title: Re: Hey God, it's me, you know, the one who asks for one thing over and over
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on December 26, 2025, 03:51:22 PM: Hey, if y'all kill the "king" as you did last year, guess who's waiting in the wings to be the latest iteration of "Hitler"?

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Title: Re: Hey God, it's me, you know, the one who asks for one thing over and over
Post by: DLR Pyro on December 26, 2025, 04:20:14 PM: Quote
He is hurting so many people and destroying all that is good in this wonderful country.

hurting who and destroying what?
Title: Re: Hey God, it's me, you know, the one who asks for one thing over and over
Post by: ADsOutburst on December 27, 2025, 11:14:32 AM: Quote from: DLR Pyro on December 26, 2025, 04:20:14 PM
hurting who and destroying what?

I’ve been wondering that myself. I suppose it depends what Democrats think is great about this country. The bureaucracy? Turning a blind eye towards criminality? I’m at a loss.
Title: Re: Hey God, it's me, you know, the one who asks for one thing over and over
Post by: FlaGator on December 27, 2025, 12:08:05 PM: What is being overlooked by the OP is that Trump is where he is because that is where God wants him to be. Asking God to change this is asking God to contradict His plans.
Title: Re: Hey God, it's me, you know, the one who asks for one thing over and over
Post by: DUmpDiver on December 27, 2025, 02:45:15 PM: Dear God, thank you for reducing the trade deficit and bullish capital markets. Please keep it up.