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Title: Just got home van totaled guy ran red light
Post by: CC27 on November 22, 2025, 07:35:05 AM
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Tribetime

Just got home van totaled guy ran red light

I was in an intersection turning left.Waiting for cars to pass the light turned red and cars kept coming through.I blasted my horn.And after the last car went through I started to turn that another car came and hit me. The guy had a gun on him and was younger. And said no hard feelings. Dude, I said you ran the red light. He goes, I will see you in court. It was yellow. I'm just kind of p***** because there's plenty of witnesses to sing.It wasn't my fault and the cops giving me a ticket for going through the red light.Also , because I was past the white
line in the intersection.... Right now I'm trying to relax.So i'm having a shot up vodka but i'm pissed

https://www.democraticunderground.com/10182249256

DUmmies are professional liars so I don't know what to think about this Fable..
Title: Re: Just got home van totaled guy ran red light
Post by: Tucker on November 22, 2025, 07:40:24 AM
I have a front window camera for just that reason.
Title: Re: Just got home van totaled guy ran red light
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on November 22, 2025, 07:50:52 AM
DUmbass is about to learn the joys of shared liability.
Title: Re: Just got home van totaled guy ran red light
Post by: SVPete on November 22, 2025, 08:40:59 AM
DUmmies are professional liars so I don't know what to think about this Fable..

Maybe the non-DU dude is a thuggish moron, maybe he is an illegal, maybe the DU-member lied about who ran the red light.

What's with DU members posting about life events like trips to grocery stores and traffic accidents?

What does "home van" mean? Is the DU-member living in it? Around here the less impaired among the Sacred Homeless, some/many of whom have jobs, have bought cheap used vans or RVs and live in those.
Title: Re: Just got home van totaled guy ran red light
Post by: CC27 on November 22, 2025, 09:11:16 AM
Maybe the non-DU dude is a thuggish moron, maybe he is an illegal, maybe the DU-member lied about who ran the red light.

What's with DU members posting about life events like trips to grocery stores and traffic accidents?

What does "home van" mean? Is the DU-member living in it? Around here the less impaired among the Sacred Homeless, some/many of whom have jobs, have bought cheap used vans or RVs and live in those.

You never know
Title: Re: Just got home van totaled guy ran red light
Post by: DUmpDiver on November 22, 2025, 09:35:29 AM
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The guy had a gun on him

Which has zero relevance to a traffic accident.
Title: Re: Just got home van totaled guy ran red light
Post by: DUmpDiver on November 22, 2025, 09:40:35 AM
What does "home van" mean?

Dummies are horrible at grammar and punctuation. I think what the DUmmie meant was:

Just got home. Van totaled. Guy ran red light.

Title: Re: Just got home van totaled guy ran red light
Post by: FlippyDoo on November 22, 2025, 09:48:06 AM
Dummies are horrible at grammar and punctuation. I think what the DUmmie meant was:

Just got home. Van totaled. Guy ran red light.

Thanks. I'm from the deep south so I have vast and personal experience with English that's not really English AND grammar that's not close to proper; however, this one was so screwed up that it had me rereading it two or three times.
Title: Re: Just got home van totaled guy ran red light
Post by: DLR Pyro on November 22, 2025, 09:48:31 AM


What does "home van" mean? Is the DU-member living in it? Around here the less impaired among the Sacred Homeless, some/many of whom have jobs, have bought cheap used vans or RVs and live in those.
(https://cdn-fastly.thetruthaboutcars.com/media/2022/06/29/8425972/cc-van-sunday-finale-sleazy-old-camper-vans.jpg?size=720x845&nocrop=1)
Title: Re: Just got home van totaled guy ran red light
Post by: SVPete on November 22, 2025, 10:10:44 AM
(https://www.santacruzsentinel.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/08/SJM-L-CLMBSABATE-02.jpg)
Title: Re: Just got home van totaled guy ran red light
Post by: jukin on November 22, 2025, 10:35:17 AM
(https://cdn-fastly.thetruthaboutcars.com/media/2022/06/29/8425972/cc-van-sunday-finale-sleazy-old-camper-vans.jpg?size=720x845&nocrop=1)

I'd like to purchase that van to restore. It would be a great 4-5 day camper.
Title: Re: Just got home van totaled guy ran red light
Post by: SVPete on November 22, 2025, 10:50:49 AM
I just realized that the DU OP'er might be punctuation-impaired and the title might have been intended to be: Just got home. Van totaled. Guy ran red light.
Title: Re: Just got home van totaled guy ran red light
Post by: Zathras on November 22, 2025, 01:33:30 PM
Dummies are horrible at grammar and punctuation. I think what the DUmmie meant was:

Just got home. Van totaled. Guy ran red light.

Knowing how DUchebags do things I thought it was "Just got home. Van totaled guy. Ran red light."
Title: Re: Just got home van totaled guy ran red light
Post by: FunkyZero on November 22, 2025, 01:42:12 PM
Maybe the non-DU dude is a thuggish moron, maybe he is an illegal, maybe the DU-member lied about who ran the red light.

What's with DU members posting about life events like trips to grocery stores and traffic accidents?

What does "home van" mean? Is the DU-member living in it? Around here the less impaired among the Sacred Homeless, some/many of whom have jobs, have bought cheap used vans or RVs and live in those.

They have no other social interactions in life, Pete.
They are so scared of MAGA, they have cut off most of the world and live in that hate-fest called DU. It's the only place that will entertain their illness and pretend that they are normal
Title: Re: Just got home van totaled guy ran red light
Post by: SVPete on November 22, 2025, 01:53:52 PM
Instead of whining like an impotent trans on a discussion site that can do nothing, Tribetime should be talking to every business or home owner near the light to see if their security camera caught the accident.
Title: Re: Just got home van totaled guy ran red light
Post by: DLR Pyro on November 22, 2025, 02:29:32 PM
I'd like to purchase that van to restore. It would be a great 4-5 day camper.

It's amazing to think that about 50 years ago some proud father drove that gleaming machine off the Ford sales lot and as he was driving down his street to his house his neighbors peeked out their windows in envy of this man's new castle on wheels.  They came out of their homes and made their way down to his front yard where the father was showing the new recreational vehicle off to his excited family, kids already planning where they would go on their first adventure and feeling privileged over their envious neighbors.

Fast forward 50 years and.......
Title: Re: Just got home van totaled guy ran red light
Post by: Old n Grumpy on November 22, 2025, 03:19:45 PM
Dummies are horrible at grammar and punctuation. I think what the DUmmie meant was:

Just got home. Van totaled. Guy ran red light.

Have Gun will travel :lmao: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:
Title: Re: Just got home van totaled guy ran red light
Post by: Tucker on November 22, 2025, 03:35:31 PM
They have no other social interactions in life,


Hence posters with 300K posts.
Title: Re: Just got home van totaled guy ran red light
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on November 22, 2025, 05:13:03 PM
What does "home van" mean?



(https://media.tenor.com/aODb3EdnC38AAAAd/chris-farley-when-youre-livin-in-a-van-down-by-the-river.gif)



For reference: https://youtu.be/Xv2VIEY9-A8
Title: Re: Just got home van totaled guy ran red light
Post by: SVPete on November 22, 2025, 07:48:57 PM
I missed DUmpDiver's post near the top of the thread. Lo siento!
Title: Re: Just got home van totaled guy ran red light
Post by: CollectivismMustDie on November 22, 2025, 09:23:19 PM
Dummies are horrible at grammar and punctuation. I think what the DUmmie meant was:

Just got home. Van totaled. Guy ran red light.

Well, according to their ilk, math is racist, so why not punctuation as well.
Title: Re: Just got home van totaled guy ran red light
Post by: CollectivismMustDie on November 22, 2025, 09:26:11 PM
Rather than a camper van, my money is on a van with no windows, and maybe a bag of candy and some duct tape in the back.
Title: Re: Just got home van totaled guy ran red light
Post by: DUmpDiver on November 22, 2025, 11:59:25 PM
Well, according to their ilk, math is racist, so why not punctuation as well.

That must be why it's better to instead teach grade school boys how to have sex with each other.
Title: Re: Just got home van totaled guy ran red light
Post by: Zathras on November 23, 2025, 12:43:06 AM
(https://cdn-fastly.thetruthaboutcars.com/media/2022/06/29/8425972/cc-van-sunday-finale-sleazy-old-camper-vans.jpg?size=720x845&nocrop=1)

If that van belonged to a DUchebag it would have "Free Candy Inside" painted on both sides.
Title: Re: Just got home van totaled guy ran red light
Post by: Carl on November 23, 2025, 03:38:10 AM
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Waiting for cars to pass the light turned red and cars kept coming through.I blasted my horn.And after the last car went through I started to turn that another car came and hit me.

Guess what dude,it was your fault,you turned into oncoming traffic on a red light.
Title: Re: Just got home van totaled guy ran red light
Post by: 67 Rover on November 23, 2025, 04:24:26 AM
Guess what dude,it was your fault,you turned into oncoming traffic on a red light.
But Trump Hitler is President!
Title: Re: Just got home van totaled guy ran red light
Post by: Movie buff- The Sequel on November 24, 2025, 06:11:47 AM
On the one hand, I'm glad that nobody was hurt.
On the other hand, I find the part about how cars "Kept coming" after the light turned red to be suspicious. I mean, sometimes in those situations there might be a straggler or two crossing an intersection as the light turns red, but for several to "Keep coming" after the light is red sounds like an unrealistic stretch.
Title: Re: Just got home van totaled guy ran red light
Post by: Airwolf on November 24, 2025, 02:15:50 PM


(https://media.tenor.com/aODb3EdnC38AAAAd/chris-farley-when-youre-livin-in-a-van-down-by-the-river.gif)



For reference: https://youtu.be/Xv2VIEY9-A8

I was just about to say something like this.