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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: Texacon on November 14, 2025, 05:21:06 PM

Title: The Elusive Double Brag
Post by: Texacon on November 14, 2025, 05:21:06 PM: https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220802929#post16

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sir pball
Yesterday
So I did a thing today...and I'm gonna do it again.

[pic of the DC Kitchen]

I mentioned this a while back, that I was going to donate my skills…and hoo boy, did I. I was on zucchini-slicing duty, and given that we were all in teams of 2 filling the same size containers, by my math I'm five times faster than a civilian at slicing vegetables

In all seriousness, it was the most satisfying thing I've done in a very long time and I've already booked the same shift as far out as I can.

That’s all I’m bringing, but there is much congratulations by the DUmmies. Because they don’t do this much.

KC
Title: Re: The Elusive Double Brag
Post by: FunkyZero on November 14, 2025, 05:47:21 PM: Quote from: Texacon on November 14, 2025, 05:21:06 PM
"civilian" ?

Well, sounds like the DUmpass did his first ever outreach work. I can't call it charity, because he's blabbing about how awesome he is for doing it.
But at least the POS is helping someone, even if he is forced to work with those lowlife "civilian" zucchini slicers
Title: Re: The Elusive Double Brag
Post by: BamaMoose on November 14, 2025, 09:28:55 PM: Quote from: FunkyZero on November 14, 2025, 05:47:21 PM
Well, sounds like the DUmpass did his first ever outreach work. I can't call it charity, because he's blabbing about how awesome he is for doing it.
But at least the POS is helping someone, even if he is forced to work with those lowlife "civilian" zucchini slicers

For almost anyone else, I'd say thanks for your volunteer work, even if you're an asshole about it. For a DUmmy, my first thought is that he's serving out his community service sentence for some criminal offense.
Title: Re: The Elusive Double Brag
Post by: 67 Rover on November 15, 2025, 08:59:06 AM: Doing the work of a mandolin. ::)
Title: Re: The Elusive Double Brag
Post by: jukin on November 15, 2025, 01:34:02 PM: How many zucchinis did the DUmbass keister?
Title: Re: The Elusive Double Brag
Post by: FunkyZero on November 15, 2025, 01:47:29 PM: Quote from: jukin on November 15, 2025, 01:34:02 PM
How many zucchinis did the DUmbass keister?

Depends... are you talking about the 435th Tactical Zucchini Wing? Or the "civilians" ?
Title: Re: The Elusive Double Brag
Post by: SVPete on November 16, 2025, 09:00:25 AM: Quote from: FunkyZero on November 15, 2025, 01:47:29 PM
Depends... are you talking about the 435th Tactical Zucchini Wing? Or the "civilians" ?

Lambda Company? :-)
Title: Re: The Elusive Double Brag
Post by: FlippyDoo on November 16, 2025, 09:19:15 AM: So PissyBalls is a professional zucchini slicer? i guess that it's nice that it's good at something other than just making an ass out of itself on DU.
Title: Re: The Elusive Double Brag
Post by: Zathras on November 16, 2025, 11:37:48 PM: With what we've seen food wise from DU would anyone want a DUchebag anywhere near food preparation?