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Title: 47" gold embroidered ball cap & Take pic with my Dog
Post by: Tucker on November 12, 2025, 04:28:22 PM
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A woman wearing a "47" gold embroidered ball cap...

and surgically enhanced “pouty lips” asked to meet my St Bernard dog and take her picture. I said NO. If you don’t share my values of common decency, I will not share my St Bernard with you. I protect my dogs from cruelty.

Gotta admit that this is a new one

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220799738

Title: Re: 47" gold embroidered ball cap & Take pic with my Dog
Post by: Carl on November 12, 2025, 04:44:22 PM
They are just getting pitiful with their bouncies.
Title: Re: 47" gold embroidered ball cap & Take pic with my Dog
Post by: DefiantSix on November 12, 2025, 04:47:53 PM
They are just getting pitiful with their bouncies.

The Bouncies have always been pathetic cries for help/attention on the part of the part of the DUmp'Rats.
Title: Re: 47" gold embroidered ball cap & Take pic with my Dog
Post by: FlippyDoo on November 12, 2025, 05:06:22 PM
They are just getting pitiful with their bouncies.

 :rotf:

Come on now. Give the poor DUmbAss a break. It's a low post count idiot making up a story to try to get some DU street cred. While it's not really up to BouncyBall standards, I did like the creativity of adding in a more intelligent mammal (the dog) to the mix. You know that in real life the dog would be thinking "Please! Please! Rescue me from this leftwing lunatic!"

Lurking DUmmies, now that I think about it, a dog would be good to use in one of your made-up conversion fairy tales. In the fictional tale, you meet an "evil" Rethug with a dog companion, and you use your vast intellect to convert the dog to the lunatic way of life. Then have all of the watching dogs cheer the converted dog for finally seeing the light.
Title: Re: 47" gold embroidered ball cap & Take pic with my Dog
Post by: DefiantSix on November 12, 2025, 05:11:28 PM
:rotf:

Come on now. Give the poor DUmbAss a break. It's a low post count idiot making up a story to try to get some DU street cred. While it's not really up to BouncyBall standards, I did like the creativity of adding in a more intelligent mammal (the dog) to the mix. You know that in real life the dog would be thinking "Please! Please! Rescue me from this leftwing lunatic!"
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Any odds you'd like to offer on whether they've tried to put the poor dog on a vegan diet yet?  :cheers1:
Title: Re: 47" gold embroidered ball cap & Take pic with my Dog
Post by: ADsOutburst on November 12, 2025, 05:16:48 PM
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I protect my dogs from cruelty.

Better stay clear of Hasan Piker then.
Title: Re: 47" gold embroidered ball cap & Take pic with my Dog
Post by: Tucker on November 12, 2025, 05:18:30 PM
Any odds you'd like to offer on whether they've tried to put the poor dog on a vegan diet yet?  :cheers1:

There was a cat dummy that had her cat on a vegan diet and couldn't figure out why it was always sick.
Title: Re: 47" gold embroidered ball cap & Take pic with my Dog
Post by: SVPete on November 12, 2025, 05:19:53 PM
The missing parts of the :bouncy: :

The MAGA woman, not being a Karen, said, "Whatever," and moved on.

The disappointed St. Bernard howled in sorrow and strained its leash trying to get some love from the MAGA woman.


 :popcorn: :-) :popcorn:
Title: Re: 47" gold embroidered ball cap & Take pic with my Dog
Post by: CollectivismMustDie on November 12, 2025, 07:23:10 PM
Zero bongs awarded, no creativity.

What a missed opportunity...this DUmmy could have had the dog poop police jumping out of the bushes...

 :rotf:
Title: Re: 47" gold embroidered ball cap & Take pic with my Dog
Post by: DLR Pyro on November 12, 2025, 09:35:03 PM
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I said NO.

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Title: Re: 47" gold embroidered ball cap & Take pic with my Dog
Post by: SVPete on November 13, 2025, 09:16:41 AM
(https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/57f95a10e6f2e18cf1d314c8/1693933217628-BYFN65WDPS4NY0YMJMS1/be+the+person.jpg?content-type=image%2Fjpeg)


I dunno. Maybe some Prog-owned dogs are smart enough to recognize some Progs' inner ugly.
Title: Re: 47" gold embroidered ball cap & Take pic with my Dog
Post by: jukin on November 13, 2025, 10:38:30 AM
Let me assist this Dumbass DUche newbie with a proper ending.

A group of others gathered around this Trumpette, myself, and my Saint Bernard and were smartly nodding their heads as I spoke. Then the Trumpette walked away and the group started to clap and several came up to me and say "Thank you for being such a good person."
Title: Re: 47" gold embroidered ball cap & Take pic with my Dog
Post by: DefiantSix on November 13, 2025, 12:29:38 PM

I dunno. Maybe some Prog-owned dogs are smart enough to recognize some Progs' inner ugly.

I have no doubt of it. Dogs have insights into character most DUmb humans struggle to understand even exist...
Title: Re: 47" gold embroidered ball cap & Take pic with my Dog
Post by: SVPete on November 13, 2025, 12:34:19 PM
I have no doubt of it. Dogs have insights into character most DUmb humans struggle to understand even exist...

Dogs are smarter than the average Proggie? :-)
Title: Re: 47" gold embroidered ball cap & Take pic with my Dog
Post by: jukin on November 13, 2025, 12:35:43 PM
I have no doubt of it. Dogs have insights into character most DUmb humans struggle to understand even exist...

+100

If one of my dogs doesn't like somebody, I know they are a bad person. Converse is true too. If they do like a person I am pretty sure that they are a good person.
Title: Re: 47" gold embroidered ball cap & Take pic with my Dog
Post by: DefiantSix on November 13, 2025, 03:54:10 PM
+100

If one of my dogs doesn't like somebody, I know they are a bad person. Converse is true too. If they do like a person I am pretty sure that they are a good person.

I had a dog that made being a dad ridiculously easy. Damned near a "cheat code".

This dog bonded to my son the moment we went in to meet him, and wouldn't let any of the other dogs near him. When my son was in school, he would frequently bring home kids he went to school with as "new friends". If the kids were of "questionable character" the dog would position himself so he was always between my son and the other kid; no growling, baring teeth or other other signs of aggression, just make sure that the other kid had to go thru HIM to get to my boy.

No shame in admitting that I bawled like a baby when he developed renal failure and we had to put him down. I still miss that dog.
Title: Re: 47" gold embroidered ball cap & Take pic with my Dog
Post by: DefiantSix on November 13, 2025, 03:55:38 PM
Dogs are smarter than the average Proggie? :-)

Slugs are smarter than your average DUmp'Rat.
Title: Re: 47" gold embroidered ball cap & Take pic with my Dog
Post by: FlippyDoo on November 13, 2025, 05:00:04 PM
I had a dog that made being a dad ridiculously easy. Damned near a "cheat code".

This dog bonded to my son the moment we went in to meet him, and wouldn't let any of the other dogs near him. When my son was in school, he would frequently bring home kids he went to school with as "new friends". If the kids were of "questionable character" the dog would position himself so he was always between my son and the other kid; no growling, baring teeth or other other signs of aggression, just make sure that the other kid had to go thru HIM to get to my boy.

No shame in admitting that I bawled like a baby when he developed renal failure and we had to put him down. I still miss that dog.

I feel for you. Ours passed in November of last year. He was a stray that my wife took in. He was with us for about 14 years and was one of the best AND most entertaining creatures that I've ever encountered. I cried when he went, and I still haven't gotten over him.
Title: Re: 47" gold embroidered ball cap & Take pic with my Dog
Post by: jukin on November 13, 2025, 06:05:07 PM
I had a dog that made being a dad ridiculously easy. Damned near a "cheat code".

This dog bonded to my son the moment we went in to meet him, and wouldn't let any of the other dogs near him. When my son was in school, he would frequently bring home kids he went to school with as "new friends". If the kids were of "questionable character" the dog would position himself so he was always between my son and the other kid; no growling, baring teeth or other other signs of aggression, just make sure that the other kid had to go thru HIM to get to my boy.

No shame in admitting that I bawled like a baby when he developed renal failure and we had to put him down. I still miss that dog.

There seems to be a lot of dust in the room while I read your post.