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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: BamaMoose on November 12, 2025, 08:20:42 AM
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AllaN01Bear (27,981 posts)
howdi. this is a true story about me.
location: marine induction station . date 0915/1976. event. on my 18th birtdhday i went to said marine inductoon station in azusa ca. i was one of the last lottery draft numbers before the military switched over 2 the all volunteer service. luck had it that the station was closed that day and switching over. came back the next day. promptlyu 4fed due to a spinal fusion and other issues. i tried. at least i didnt run off to paris for 7 years to play tennis, as i mentioned to someone i know . he said or goto canada ore have my dad bribe a dr to say i had bone spures. i am proud i did show up and do my duty.
DUmmy is apparently trying to make a point about being a good American. But there is a slight problem. The last draft call was on December 7, 1972, and authority to induct expired July 1, 1973. There were lottery draws in 1973-1975, and they were used to require some men to report for physicals, but that ended in January 1976. Also, registration with the Selective Service System was suspended on April 1, 1975. So, his "true story" is not just your typical highly questionable grocery store bouncy but is demonstratively a complete and utter fabrication. His lie is so bad that even other DUmmies call it out.
H2O Man (78,251 posts)
3. The draft ended
in January, 1973.
Perhaps the closest H2O Man has come to being correct. And he did it without typing out a 5000-word essay and without mentioning Rubin Carter. But AllaN01Bear can explain the discrepancy:
AllaN01Bear (27,981 posts)
5. u r correct. thanks .
Is that DUmmy code for "Quit pointing out my huge lies"?
https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220780048 (https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220780048)
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Had this actually happened, AllaN01Bear would have been rejected due to incoherence, plus or minus a call to LASD for public intoxication.
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AllaN01Bear (27,981 posts)
howdi. this is a true story about me.
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