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Title: Ask Your Doctor ...
Post by: CC27 on October 27, 2025, 07:19:02 AM
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marble falls (68,954 posts)

Ask Your Doctor ...

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https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220752671

Wow, how stupid.
Title: Re: Ask Your Doctor ...
Post by: Carl on October 27, 2025, 07:29:55 AM
I don`t take religious advice from people that hate God.
Title: Re: Ask Your Doctor ...
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on October 27, 2025, 07:54:59 AM
Remember when Jesus said to sit on your ass demanding a free ride and then illegally flood other people's countries with foreigners?

Me neither.
Title: Re: Ask Your Doctor ...
Post by: SVPete on October 27, 2025, 09:46:36 AM
Why is DUmmie marble falls horning in on DUmmie kpete's stupid meme franchise?

Did anyone on that thread try to explain how Christian doctors, "ignore virtually every teaching of Jesus"?

* Did Jesus teach that doctors should kill unborn babies when asked?
* Did Jesus teach that doctors should mutilate boys, girls, women, and men when asked?
* Did Jesus teach that doctors should provide their services for free?
* Did Jesus teach that doctors should demand that government should provide free shit to all who ask?

Has DUmmie marble falls ever read, and tried to understand, even one of the four Gospels? Or even "just" the Sermon on the Mount?

E.G. where Jesus avowed the Law of Moses and its forbidding of promiscuity and homosexuality and theft of private property?
E.G. where Jusus equated hatred with murder and forbade it?
E.G. where Jesus equated lust with adultery and forbade it?
Did DUmmie marble falls ever notice that Jesus commands to do charitanle things - e.g. help the poor, visit those imprisoned - were to individuals, personally, not to or through government agencies?

When people try using the Bible and teachings as a club against others, they just expose their own failings and ignorance.
Title: Re: Ask Your Doctor ...
Post by: enslaved1 on October 27, 2025, 10:32:03 AM

(https://i.ibb.co/SXTW8kwG/snarky-lib.jpg) (https://ibb.co/GvwBLZQN)

The first line can be edited to fit pretty much any snarky lib "Christian" argument. 

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How about that one, lurkers?  Stats pretty consistently say the evil, selfish Bible thumpers give more time and money to charity than the heathens....
Title: Re: Ask Your Doctor ...
Post by: CollectivismMustDie on October 27, 2025, 10:58:21 AM
Lefty can't meme.
Title: Re: Ask Your Doctor ...
Post by: SVPete on October 27, 2025, 11:31:30 AM
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Did anyone on that thread try to explain how Christian doctors, "ignore virtually every teaching of Jesus"?
...

The thread is 7 hours old: 2 Replies; neither say a thing about Jesus's teachings. Maybe DU-folk also don't get what it is supposed to mean.
Title: Re: Ask Your Doctor ...
Post by: FlippyDoo on October 27, 2025, 12:01:54 PM
As the resident fictional spirit-guide (semi-retired), I'd like to formerly congratulate the DUmbAss known as All The Marbles Have Fallen Out...oops, my bad..marble falls. Apparently marble falls had become concerned that it wasn't quite stupid enough to post on DU. so to demonstrate its stupidity, it posted a meme that it had found. Well, it worked. So congratulations, marble falls! You have verified that you are definitely stupid enough to post on DU! Just be sure to remember that 2+2=potato AND Orange Man Bad!
Title: Re: Ask Your Doctor ...
Post by: FlaGator on October 27, 2025, 12:09:53 PM
Biblical interpretation from a God hater. That's like a feminist telling you what a man is thinking.
Title: Re: Ask Your Doctor ...
Post by: CollectivismMustDie on October 27, 2025, 12:29:40 PM
Because nobody knows better what jesus said, and meant by what he said, than god hating leftists on DU.


:sarcasm: