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Title: So I had a heart attack
Post by: CC27 on October 17, 2025, 10:44:01 AM
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gopiscrap (24,489 posts)

So I had a heart attack

on Tuesday. I have pushed my doctor to release me and he said I can go home tomorrow. See you all on Saturday at the protests. Don't be intimidated by that ****ing orange gas bag! Take to your streets and show this corrupt administration that you mean business. Be loud, be lawful but be insistant on our rights and our disgust with trump and his bullies!! Stay safe and have fun!!! Mike

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220726368

I tried to think of someone to type about this but I am in such disbelief I can't do it.
Title: Re: So I had a heart attack
Post by: 67 Rover on October 17, 2025, 10:45:59 AM
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gopiscrap (24,489 posts)

So I had a heart attack

on Tuesday. I have pushed my doctor to release me and he said I can go home tomorrow. See you all on Saturday at the protests. Don't be intimidated by that ****ing orange gas bag! Take to your streets and show this corrupt administration that you mean business. Be loud, be lawful but be insistant on our rights and our disgust with trump and his bullies!! Stay safe and have fun!!! Mike

This really tells you all you need to know about this tale.  ::)
Title: Re: So I had a heart attack
Post by: SVPete on October 17, 2025, 10:56:35 AM
Trying to rally Prog troops to prevent their public tantrum being a fizzle. :loser:
Title: Re: So I had a heart attack
Post by: FlippyDoo on October 17, 2025, 11:34:56 AM
Well, I'm sure this is true. I'm also sure that the brain implantation to fill the empty space in its cranial cavity is planned for after the protest.
Title: Re: So I had a heart attack
Post by: Texacon on October 17, 2025, 12:30:10 PM
Is he dead yet?

KC
Title: Re: So I had a heart attack
Post by: DefiantSix on October 17, 2025, 12:33:51 PM
Is he dead yet?

KC

S/h/its a DUmp'Rat, so trying to ascertain that status by the smell alone is problematic - and stomach turning. :puke:
Title: Re: So I had a heart attack
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on October 17, 2025, 01:56:32 PM
It was definitely not a brain attack.
Title: Re: So I had a heart attack
Post by: DLR Pyro on October 17, 2025, 02:08:13 PM
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So I had a heart attack

on Tuesday. I have pushed my doctor to release me and he said I can go home tomorrow.

what competent doctor would release a heart attack patient early so that person could go to an event that will cause stress, excitement, anger and strong emotions?
Title: Re: So I had a heart attack
Post by: 67 Rover on October 17, 2025, 02:38:30 PM
what competent doctor would release a heart attack patient early so that person could go to an event that will cause stress, excitement, anger and strong emotions?

A MAGA doctor?  :popcorn:
Title: Re: So I had a heart attack
Post by: DefiantSix on October 17, 2025, 03:04:44 PM
It was definitely not a brain attack.

Can't attack what isn't there. Giant Whirling Vortexes of Stupid are impervious to any attack, up to and including Smart BombsTM...
Title: Re: So I had a heart attack
Post by: Old n Grumpy on October 17, 2025, 04:21:17 PM
Is he dead yet?

KC

No, he’s waiting till Saturday to drop dead at the rally so people can make him a martyr :lmao: :lmao:
Title: Re: So I had a heart attack
Post by: FlippyDoo on October 17, 2025, 04:53:23 PM
A MAGA doctor?  :popcorn:

or Dr. Jill?
Title: Re: So I had a heart attack
Post by: SVPete on October 17, 2025, 05:01:54 PM
A MAGA doctor?  :popcorn:

 :hi5:
Title: Re: So I had a heart attack
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on October 17, 2025, 05:29:19 PM
Hmmm, lets look at the timeline, shall we?

1) DUmmy has heart attack (allegedly)
2) DUmmy rushes to the DUmp to tell everyone
3) DUmmy swears he's still going to the circle-jerk insurrectionist campfires this weekend

If any of this is true. Remember Frank's cardinal rule: All DUmmies lie, all the time.
Title: Re: So I had a heart attack
Post by: Zathras on October 17, 2025, 10:46:14 PM
So the saying  "the good die young but evil lives forever" is actually a fact.