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Title: I lied to a MAGAt at the cancer center this morning
Post by: CC27 on October 10, 2025, 07:18:30 AM
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KS Toronado (21,494 posts)

I lied to a MAGAt at the cancer center this morning

I was the third patient to get there this morning, sat down with the couple already there,
and asked them if they were ready for dumpie's Federal troops to prevent crime in our
city, got a big NO with some dumpie bashing.

Every person & couple who came in and sat down was asked basically the same question,
the MAGAt never answered and just gave all of us dirty looks, there were about 6 or 7 of
us who were all appalled by his actions in regards to Chicago & Portland.

Finally the MAGAt looked straight at me "You're suffering from trump derangement syndrome"
"I sure am and I'll tell you why lady, mentioned 5/6 different things."

And then the BIG LIE.......grabbed my phone and acted like I was looking something up,
"List of all U.S. Presidents ranked from worst to best" spoken at a phone that wasn't turned
on. "Sure enough he's still the leader of the pack for worst." "Look it up lady if you're not afraid
to know the truth."

Couple of others looked it up and said he's ranked the 3rd worst President ever.
MAGAt figured she was in a losing battle and never said another word.

Kansas is turning purple, probably not for the long term but for the midterms to tie his hands
a little from doing stupid stuff with us having both the House & Senate.

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220709160

A cancer center bouncy.. :bs2flag:
Title: Re: I lied to a MAGAt at the cancer center this morning
Post by: FlippyDoo on October 10, 2025, 07:30:41 AM
The fabrications are getting worse.

Atleast the DUmbAss inadvertently told the truth: that the left doesn't want to prevent crime.

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asked them if they were ready for dumpie's Federal troops to prevent crime in our
city, got a big NO with some dumpie bashing.
Title: Re: I lied to a MAGAt at the cancer center this morning
Post by: 67 Rover on October 10, 2025, 07:43:22 AM
A cancer center bouncy.. :bs2flag:

Well at least there is some hope that he telling the truth about being a patient at the cancer center.
Title: Re: I lied to a MAGAt at the cancer center this morning
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on October 10, 2025, 08:24:20 AM
The amazing thing about all these bouncies is the fact that they are set against the zeitgeist that Trump supporters are unhinged, deranged, forever potentially-violent cultists. If that element is not conveyed directly in the bouncy during its telling, it's at least assumed as background knowledge.

Thus, whenever these idiots say they confronted a Trump supporter, what they are implying is: "I confronted someone we all believe would pull out his gun and exercise his 2nd Amendment rights on me and doesn't that make me a brave crusader?"

On top of that, all of these tales of personal heroics involve breaking social convention. In precisely nowhere is it acceptable to confront random strangers over their politics. Nor are conservatives boisterous about their politics. That's what makes the red hat so distinctive.

What most likely happens is: A separate group is having a private conversation - albeit in public - which the DUmmy overhears. Something ordinarily innocuous is said, which the DUmmy then extrapolates out of all proportion, i.e.:

Original Statement: "I don't understand how they calculate property taxes because they assessed my house at $500,000 even though the real estate appraiser says it's only worth $300,000."

DUmmy Extrapolation: A half million dollar house is a big house. He lives in a McMansion because he exploits the working class. He doesn't want to pay his fair share of taxes because they support education. He needs to keep people ignorant so they watch Fox News and can be indoctrinated into Christian nationalism, which means he's a racist neo-Nazi ****.

From there, the bouncy is born. Not as a retelling of history, but as a supposition to feed to the herd.
Title: Re: I lied to a MAGAt at the cancer center this morning
Post by: FlaGator on October 10, 2025, 09:21:38 AM
Why do they act like lying to a conservative is something new and different?
Title: Re: I lied to a MAGAt at the cancer center this morning
Post by: SVPete on October 10, 2025, 09:32:50 AM
Why do they act like lying to a conservative is something new and different?

 :hi5: They lie to themselves and to each other (e.g. this DUmp thread), so why wouldn't they lie to a conservative?
Title: Re: I lied to a MAGAt at the cancer center this morning
Post by: jukin on October 10, 2025, 11:11:17 AM
I won't say I hope that the DUmbass DUchebag dies from a long painful battle with cancer because a death after a short battle with cancer is fine too.

Since this never happened it doesn't matter but it does show how a democrat sociopath's mind works to bring cancer into the political arena to get kudos from their fellow sociopaths. Disgusting.
Title: Re: I lied to a MAGAt at the cancer center this morning
Post by: CollectivismMustDie on October 10, 2025, 01:47:43 PM
DUmmies lie. All the time, DUmmies lie.

They especially lie about their lies.