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Title: DUmmy SoCalDem Threatens To Seek Work
Post by: GOBUCKS on September 16, 2008, 12:31:02 PM
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SoCalDem  (1000+ posts)       Tue Sep-16-08 12:49 PM
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If Palin/McCain "wins". I am applying for a job
I love animals and fear none..
I have also grown a few gardens in my time.
I cook quite well, and am a whiz at grocery shopping, so I think I have an inside track to be Sec of Agriculture..

I was also born in Kansas, so that should give me an edge..

What job will YOU be applying for.. please state your qualifications 

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x4012669

This is serious. For DUmmies, threatening to get a job is a more extreme action than leaving the country.


Title: Re: DUmmy SoCalDem Threatens To Seek Work
Post by: JohnnyReb on September 16, 2008, 12:41:01 PM
I want to run the re-education camps no matter which party wins....... :-)
Title: Re: DUmmy SoCalDem Threatens To Seek Work
Post by: Chris_ on September 16, 2008, 12:44:55 PM
Quote from: JohnnyReb on September 16, 2008, 12:41:01 PM
I want to run the re-education camps no matter which party wins....... :-)

I am proud to be one of the software developers behind my favorite device:

(http://www-tc.pbs.org/wgbh/cultureshock/flashpoints/theater/images/clockwork_big.jpg)

Title: Re: DUmmy SoCalDem Threatens To Seek Work
Post by: Chris_ on September 16, 2008, 12:45:47 PM
I wonder how far into the application/interview process it can get before the DUmmy launches into a hate-filled screed about evil rethugs, horrible Bush economies, stolen elections, and jack-booted, fascist fundies, forcing it away from it's chosen vocation as a volunteer community organizer and into a menial, slave-wage job just to keep the welfare money rolling in...
Title: Re: DUmmy SoCalDem Threatens To Seek Work
Post by: PatriotGame on September 16, 2008, 12:47:29 PM
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SoCalDem  (1000+ posts)       Tue Sep-16-08 12:49 PM
Original message
If Palin/McCain "wins". I am applying for a job
I love animals and fear none..
I have also grown a few gardens in my time.
I cook quite well, and am a whiz at grocery shopping, so I think I have an inside track to be Sec of Agriculture..

I was also born in Kansas, so that should give me an edge.

We have the perfect job for you DUmmy: QC testing at a firearms manufacturing facility.

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v711/kschorz/gun_2_head.jpg)
Title: Re: DUmmy SoCalDem Threatens To Seek Work
Post by: Chris_ on September 16, 2008, 12:52:47 PM
Quote from: PatriotGame on September 16, 2008, 12:47:29 PM
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SoCalDem  (1000+ posts)       Tue Sep-16-08 12:49 PM
Original message
If Palin/McCain "wins". I am applying for a job
I love animals and fear none..
I have also grown a few gardens in my time.
I cook quite well, and am a whiz at grocery shopping, so I think I have an inside track to be Sec of Agriculture..

I was also born in Kansas, so that should give me an edge.

We have the perfect job for you DUmmy: QC testing at a firearms manufacturing facility.

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v711/kschorz/gun_2_head.jpg)

Yech -- couldn't you have found the Bugs Bunny "testing Duds" cartoon?
Title: Re: DUmmy SoCalDem Threatens To Seek Work
Post by: USA4ME on September 16, 2008, 01:28:26 PM
Quote from:
SoCalDem

If Palin/McCain "wins".

Just like the Obamassiah, they keep running against the Veep instead of the top of the ticket.

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Title: Re: DUmmy SoCalDem Threatens To Seek Work
Post by: JohnnyReb on September 16, 2008, 02:45:40 PM
Quote from: freedumb2003 on September 16, 2008, 12:44:55 PM
Quote from: JohnnyReb on September 16, 2008, 12:41:01 PM
I want to run the re-education camps no matter which party wins....... :-)

I am proud to be one of the software developers behind my favorite device:

(http://www-tc.pbs.org/wgbh/cultureshock/flashpoints/theater/images/clockwork_big.jpg)



That ought to keep'em awake in class...........you're hired.