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The Bar => The Lounge => Topic started by: bijou on September 16, 2008, 11:46:04 AM
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(http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/palinvsbigfoot.jpg)
WASILLA, AK - Records and eyewitnesses have come to light that prior to announcing her candidacy for the Vice Presidency; Sarah Palin shot a Bigfoot from a helicopter.
A government helicopter was seen flying low over the Chugach National Park with what witnesses described as “a sexy librarian shooting out the side.†Employees at a local bait shop report seeing a similar woman only hours before carrying an infant in a camouflage Baby Bjorn.
The Bigfoot, or Sasquatch as it is known in scientific circles, was found dead on the outskirts of the park, just south of Wasilla, Alaska. Preliminary forensics reports confirm that an adult male Sasquatch was shot in the face with Palin’s trademark 5mm M4 Carbine Assault Rifle.
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http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/?p=2605
This story may or may not be true. I report, you decide.
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I'm gonna miss Al Gore.
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I'm gonna miss Al Gore.
Well, Sarah obviously didn't!
:lmao:
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I'm gonna miss Al Gore.
Well, Sarah obviously didn't!
:lmao:
You suppose she'll have his head mounted on the wall, for you to see anytime she has to give a televised speech?
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I'm gonna miss Al Gore.
Well, Sarah obviously didn't!
:lmao:
You suppose she'll have his head mounted on the wall, for you to see anytime she has to give a televised speech?
Maybe if the speech is broadcast from Ripley's Odd-itorium, but otherwise putting it up in the house might scare the kids and pets.
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It's a lie I tell you. Anyone like her would have had an M-60 mounted in the door just like they did in the Nam. Just ask TiT.