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The Bar => Comedy Central => Topic started by: Rebel Yell on January 24, 2008, 09:44:06 AM
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Jose and Carlos are panhandlers. They panhandle on different areas of town. Carlos panhandles just as long as Jose but only collects 2 to 3 dollars every day. Jose brings home a suitcase FULL of $10 bills , drives a Mercedes, lives in a mortgage free house and has a lot of money to spend.
Carlos says to Jose "I work just as long and hard as you do but how do you bring home a suitcase full of $10 bills every day?". Jose says "Look at your sign, what does it say"?
Carlos sign reads 'I have no work, a wife and 6 kids to support'."
Jose says " No wonder you only get $2-3 dollars"
Carlos asks "So what do es your sign say"?
Jose shows Carlos his sign. It reads "I only need another $10.00 to move back to Mexico ".