The Conservative Cave
The Bar => Comedy Central => Topic started by: Rebel Yell on January 24, 2008, 09:43:07 AM
-
A lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a sheriff's deputy. He thinks that he is smarter than the deputy because he is a lawyer from California and is certain that he has a better education then any cop from Tuscaloosa, Alabama. He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the Alabama deputy's expense.
The deputy says,' License and registration, please sir.'
'What for?' says the lawyer.
The deputy says, 'You didn't come to a complete stop at the stop sign.'
Then the lawyer says, 'I s lowed down, and no one was coming.'
'You still didn't come to a complete stop, Says the deputy. License and registration please sir.'
The lawyer says, 'What's the difference?'
'The difference is you have to come to complete stop, that's the law. License and registration, please sir!' the Deputy says.
Lawyer says, 'If you can show me the legal difference between slow down and stop, I'll give you my license and registration; and you give me the ticket. If not, you let me go and don't give me the ticket.'
'That sounds fair. Please exit your vehicle, sir,' the deputy says.
At this point, the deputy takes out his nightstick and starts beating the lawyer and says, 'Do you want me to stop, or just slow down?'
-
Never f*&k with a Southerner. Or a cop. :-)
-
:rotf:
-
:bwah:
-
Now, why are we making fun of linda22003 here?
I can understand making fun of the Cold Wart, but surely not linda22003.
-
Now, why are we making fun of linda22003 here?
I can understand making fun of the Cold Wart, but surely not linda22003.
I don't think that she would find the joke funny. RINO's and elitist are kinda built that way.
-
I don't think that she would find the joke funny. RINO's and elitist are kinda built that way.
Well, sir, the deal is, I sort of kind of in a way always liked linda22003 in our old home; she oozes grace and class and elegance out of every pore; she actually sweats good breeding and good taste. She perspires an aura of Amy Vanderbilt, Emily Post, Letitia Baldridge, Clare Booth Luce, &c., &c., &c.
I am aware of course this is definitely a minority perception, and I accept that with no problem, especially because I've been wrong before.
But I've always had a fondness for a certain type of woman, and linda22003 while not perfect, seems pretty close to the ideal.
on edit: by the way, this was one of the first threads ever posted here on conservativecave, nearly a year ago; last night I noticed a "visitor" was reading it, and thought I could perhaps maybe excite her interest.
-
Well, sir, the deal is, I sort of kind of in a way always liked linda22003 in our old home; she oozes grace and class and elegance out of every pore; she actually sweats good breeding and good taste. She perspires an aura of Amy Vanderbilt, Emily Post, Letitia Baldridge, Clare Booth Luce, &c., &c., &c.
I am aware of course this is definitely a minority perception, and I accept that with no problem, especially because I've been wrong before.
But I've always had a fondness for a certain type of woman, and linda22003 while not perfect, seems pretty close to the ideal.
Well Frank. We can't all be perfect. :-)
-
She loses her right to be listed amongst the likes of Emily Post when she looks down her nose at people she feels are "beneath" her.