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Title: Red October's Official "I Hate the Cowboys" Thread
Post by: Red October on September 16, 2008, 06:55:57 AM
I HATE THEM!!!!


:bawl: :bawl: :bawl: :bawl: :bawl: :bawl:
Title: Re: Red October's Official "I Hate the Cowboys" Thread
Post by: Red October on September 16, 2008, 07:01:35 AM
McNabb... WTF!!! 

He looked so good in the first half, how could he be so bone-headed in the 4th quarter?  He sticks the ball out for Westbrook, then pulls it back as West tries to wrap it up, and at the last second, he tries to jam it back into West's arms, leaving West with no chance to handle the football.  What, did he think Westbrook's arms were made of velcro and the ball would stick to his elbow???  Ball goes back to Dallas with 4:00 to go, they march right down the field and score on our soft-as-butter D (where was that big turn-over, Asante???), and I get to spend the rest of the seaon seething and listening to every talking head in the sports universe fellate the Cowgirls and Tony "Butterfingers" Romo in particular.  ARRRRRRRRRRRGH!!!  :badmood: :badmood: :badmood:
Title: Re: Red October's Official "I Hate the Cowboys" Thread
Post by: Red October on September 16, 2008, 07:09:10 AM
:leghump:  "Oh Tony!  You're God's gift to quarterbacking!  You're so awesome, the way you fumble the ball in the endzone and on field-goal snaps... Tony, you're my man!  Oh, Tony!  You'll win a playoff game one of these years!  I believe in you Tony!"

^ every football analyst in the country
Title: Re: Red October's Official "I Hate the Cowboys" Thread
Post by: Flame on September 16, 2008, 07:12:42 AM
Hey, Red, tell us how you really feel!    :-)





(ps...I've been a Cowboys fan since way back....with Ed Too Tall Jones, Tony Dorsett, Staubach etc.)
Title: Re: Red October's Official "I Hate the Cowboys" Thread
Post by: Red October on September 16, 2008, 07:17:03 AM
Hey, Red, tell us how you really feel!    :-)





(ps...I've been a Cowboys fan since way back....with Ed Too Tall Jones, Tony Dorsett, Staubach etc.)

... not that I'm upset, or anything  :-)   It's just a game, I keep telling myself...   :cheersmate:

If I were a Cowboys fan, Marion Barber would be my favorite player.  That man's a bull.  He took over in the 2nd half an we had no answer for him.
Title: Re: Red October's Official "I Hate the Cowboys" Thread
Post by: Flame on September 16, 2008, 07:28:29 AM
Hey, Red, tell us how you really feel!    :-)





(ps...I've been a Cowboys fan since way back....with Ed Too Tall Jones, Tony Dorsett, Staubach etc.)

... not that I'm upset, or anything  :-)   It's just a game, I keep telling myself...   :cheersmate:

If I were a Cowboys fan, Marion Barber would be my favorite player.  That man's a bull.  He took over in the 2nd half an we had no answer for him.

the guy that nabbed my attention this year is Felix Jones...dude's got some wheels!   
Title: Re: Red October's Official "I Hate the Cowboys" Thread
Post by: Chris_ on September 16, 2008, 07:39:36 AM
Hey, Red, tell us how you really feel!    :-)





(ps...I've been a Cowboys fan since way back....with Ed Too Tall Jones, Tony Dorsett, Staubach etc.)

... not that I'm upset, or anything  :-)   It's just a game, I keep telling myself...   :cheersmate:

If I were a Cowboys fan, Marion Barber would be my favorite player.  That man's a bull.  He took over in the 2nd half an we had no answer for him.

the guy that nabbed my attention this year is Felix Jones...dude's got some wheels!   
Heh, how 'bout that dooooofus who dropped the ball BEFORE crossing the goal line.   :rotf:  :fuelfire:
Title: Re: Red October's Official "I Hate the Cowboys" Thread
Post by: Flame on September 16, 2008, 07:51:03 AM
Hey, Red, tell us how you really feel!    :-)





(ps...I've been a Cowboys fan since way back....with Ed Too Tall Jones, Tony Dorsett, Staubach etc.)



... not that I'm upset, or anything  :-)   It's just a game, I keep telling myself...   :cheersmate:

If I were a Cowboys fan, Marion Barber would be my favorite player.  That man's a bull.  He took over in the 2nd half an we had no answer for him.

the guy that nabbed my attention this year is Felix Jones...dude's got some wheels!   
Heh, how 'bout that dooooofus who dropped the ball BEFORE crossing the goal line.   :rotf:  :fuelfire:

yeah, that was entertaining....just saw on Sports Center he did something similar in High School during the playoffs, too!
Title: Re: Red October's Official "I Hate the Cowboys" Thread
Post by: Chris_ on September 16, 2008, 07:51:19 AM
I was working/staying in the DFW area when Quincy Carter was QB.

Red, you would have loved it.   
Title: Re: Red October's Official "I Hate the Cowboys" Thread
Post by: Red October on September 16, 2008, 08:02:05 AM
Hey, Red, tell us how you really feel!    :-)





(ps...I've been a Cowboys fan since way back....with Ed Too Tall Jones, Tony Dorsett, Staubach etc.)

... not that I'm upset, or anything  :-)   It's just a game, I keep telling myself...   :cheersmate:

If I were a Cowboys fan, Marion Barber would be my favorite player.  That man's a bull.  He took over in the 2nd half an we had no answer for him.

the guy that nabbed my attention this year is Felix Jones...dude's got some wheels!   
Heh, how 'bout that dooooofus who dropped the ball BEFORE crossing the goal line.   :rotf:  :fuelfire:

OMG that was bad.  Hey, if he doesn't want the TD on his record, Westbrook will take it.  Hopefully that'll wake him up a little and teach him that T.O./Chad Johnson crap shouldn't be emulated.
Title: Re: Red October's Official "I Hate the Cowboys" Thread
Post by: Chris_ on September 16, 2008, 08:04:56 AM
Hey, Red, tell us how you really feel!    :-)





(ps...I've been a Cowboys fan since way back....with Ed Too Tall Jones, Tony Dorsett, Staubach etc.)

... not that I'm upset, or anything  :-)   It's just a game, I keep telling myself...   :cheersmate:

If I were a Cowboys fan, Marion Barber would be my favorite player.  That man's a bull.  He took over in the 2nd half an we had no answer for him.

the guy that nabbed my attention this year is Felix Jones...dude's got some wheels!   
Heh, how 'bout that dooooofus who dropped the ball BEFORE crossing the goal line.   :rotf:  :fuelfire:

OMG that was bad.  Hey, if he doesn't want the TD on his record, Westbrook will take it.  Hopefully that'll wake him up a little and teach him that T.O./Chad Johnson crap shouldn't be emulated.

Too bad the defenders didn't pick up on what happened -- that was a live ball and could have been picked up and run back.

I was watching in Mexico and the idiot local announcers talk over the refs -- what was the erason Philly got the ball back?  I assume because they still had possession when the play was whistled dead.
Title: Re: Red October's Official "I Hate the Cowboys" Thread
Post by: USA4ME on September 16, 2008, 08:07:20 AM
The Eagles won't so anything until they get rid of McNabb.  He's a good athlete but he can't think on his feet.  He was lousy at Syracuse, too.

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Title: Re: Red October's Official "I Hate the Cowboys" Thread
Post by: Chris_ on September 16, 2008, 08:08:20 AM
The Eagles won't so anything until they get rid of McNabb.  He's a good athlete but he can't think on his feet.  He was lousy at Syracuse, too.

.

You racist!

;)
Title: Re: Red October's Official "I Hate the Cowboys" Thread
Post by: Red October on September 16, 2008, 08:23:59 AM
Quote
But what is it with Jackson? You hope he learns. You hope he realizes, after such a national-television faux pas, the downside of pride. You hope he knows now that hot dogs can result in worse things than indigestion. You hope, but you do not know.

"Things happen," Jackson said. "It was just one of those things. I was just overexcited, just trying to have some fun. I'm young, but I'm kind of mad at myself. I could have had a touchdown."

Only time will mature him. At the same time, say a prayer that maturity does not diminish him. Because Jackson is a star-in-training and no one can doubt. He finished last night with six catches for 110 yards. It would appear that the only thing that can stop him are an injury or, well, himself.

http://www.philly.com/philly/sports/eagles/20080916_Rich_Hofmann__DeSean_Jackson_goofs__but_wow_he_s_good.html
Title: Re: Red October's Official "I Hate the Cowboys" Thread
Post by: Red October on September 16, 2008, 08:27:38 AM
The Eagles won't so anything until they get rid of McNabb.  He's a good athlete but he can't think on his feet.  He was lousy at Syracuse, too.

.

I dunno... he makes some outstanding plays when the pocket breaks down.  Like every other QB, he needs a good team around him.

But that "handoff" to Westbrook in the 4th was an atrocious mental error, I agree.  He lost the game with that play. 
Title: Re: Red October's Official "I Hate the Cowboys" Thread
Post by: Chris_ on September 16, 2008, 08:31:37 AM
The Eagles won't so anything until they get rid of McNabb.  He's a good athlete but he can't think on his feet.  He was lousy at Syracuse, too.

.

I dunno... he makes some outstanding plays when the pocket breaks down.  Like every other QB, he needs a good team around him.

But that "handoff" to Westbrook in the 4th was an atrocious mental error, I agree.  He lost the game with that play. 

Despite the Cowboys' repeated attempts to hand them the game.
Title: Re: Red October's Official "I Hate the Cowboys" Thread
Post by: Flame on September 16, 2008, 08:45:48 AM
The Eagles won't so anything until they get rid of McNabb.  He's a good athlete but he can't think on his feet.  He was lousy at Syracuse, too.

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I dunno... he makes some outstanding plays when the pocket breaks down.  Like every other QB, he needs a good team around him.

But that "handoff" to Westbrook in the 4th was an atrocious mental error, I agree.  He lost the game with that play. 

Despite the Cowboys' repeated attempts to hand them the game.

no doubt!

I will say, though, the Eagles had an incredible offensive line going last night...McNabb had forever to find a reciever!
Title: Re: Red October's Official "I Hate the Cowboys" Thread
Post by: Odin's Hand on September 16, 2008, 09:19:30 AM
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Title: Re: Red October's Official "I Hate the Cowboys" Thread
Post by: Scoobie on September 16, 2008, 10:32:44 AM
Hey, Red, tell us how you really feel!    :-)





(ps...I've been a Cowboys fan since way back....with Ed Too Tall Jones, Tony Dorsett, Staubach etc.)

Poor Red....his Cowboys hatred runs deep, Flame, very, very deep. It's gonna be a long football season, and I so look forward to seeing him wear his "Romo is a Homo" t-shirt every darn day.



Go Ravens!  :p 


Oh, and  :beer:


Title: Re: Red October's Official "I Hate the Cowboys" Thread
Post by: USA4ME on September 16, 2008, 11:01:53 AM
I dunno... he makes some outstanding plays when the pocket breaks down.  Like every other QB, he needs a good team around him.

But that "handoff" to Westbrook in the 4th was an atrocious mental error, I agree.  He lost the game with that play. 

In that respect he reminds me of Randal Cunningham, another Philly QB who couldn't quite make the next step.  I thought Randal was more exciting to watch, tho.

There's maybe a handful of QB's in the NFL who are really thinkers on the field, and the rest are just better than all the other options out there

.
Title: Re: Red October's Official "I Hate the Cowboys" Thread
Post by: Donpeyote on September 16, 2008, 11:04:07 AM
How Bout them Oakland Raiders (Lead NFL in Rushing) :cheersmate: :fuelfire: :popcorn:
Title: Re: Red October's Official "I Hate the Cowboys" Thread
Post by: BlueStateSaint on September 16, 2008, 11:32:46 AM
Hey, Red--the 'Boys, though I can't stand them, made me $56 in my workplace's football pool last night.  'Course, I also had the highest number of combined points, too.
Title: Re: Red October's Official "I Hate the Cowboys" Thread
Post by: formerlurker on September 16, 2008, 12:38:54 PM
Red is that your little guy in your avatar?
Title: Re: Red October's Official "I Hate the Cowboys" Thread
Post by: Chris_ on September 16, 2008, 12:46:29 PM
The Eagles won't so anything until they get rid of McNabb.  He's a good athlete but he can't think on his feet.  He was lousy at Syracuse, too.

.

I dunno... he makes some outstanding plays when the pocket breaks down.  Like every other QB, he needs a good team around him.

But that "handoff" to Westbrook in the 4th was an atrocious mental error, I agree.  He lost the game with that play. 

Despite the Cowboys' repeated attempts to hand them the game.

no doubt!

I will say, though, the Eagles had an incredible offensive line going last night...McNabb had forever to find a reciever!

And yet....

Cover-2 is under-respected.
Title: Re: Red October's Official "I Hate the Cowboys" Thread
Post by: THA HOUSTON PIMP IS IN DA HOUZ! on September 16, 2008, 12:52:49 PM
Well Red,

If it is any consolation, the Packers are going to pimpslap the Brokeback Mount-me-boyz next Sunday.

Payback for last year's game.   

I'm hoping that KBG or Aaron Kampman make Romo's day as miserable as possible.


(http://www.allanstanglin.com/wp-content/uploads/11-30aaronrodgers.jpg)
Title: Re: Red October's Official "I Hate the Cowboys" Thread
Post by: Scoobie on September 16, 2008, 12:54:39 PM
Red is that your little guy in your avatar?


What are you saying, FL....Ravens rule the roost in our house. C'mon, now.     :fuelfire: 




(Ian's  here  (http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,8655.0/msg,161401.html))
Title: Re: Red October's Official "I Hate the Cowboys" Thread
Post by: BEG on September 16, 2008, 12:58:49 PM
My husband went to the game last night, he sat in the 5th row on about the 30 yard line. 
Title: Re: Red October's Official "I Hate the Cowboys" Thread
Post by: Chris_ on September 16, 2008, 01:03:19 PM
My husband went to the game last night, he sat in the 5th row on about the 30 yard line. 

Man, Texas Stadium is an armpit -- I was there in 2006 and it was so badly maintained you would have thought it was in Lower Fort Worth.

The new stadium, which I have been watching being built on a weekly basis when I fly in (if we loop in from the east), looks great.

Title: Re: Red October's Official "I Hate the Cowboys" Thread
Post by: formerlurker on September 16, 2008, 01:07:47 PM
Red is that your little guy in your avatar?


What are you saying, FL....Ravens rule the roost in our house. C'mon, now.     :fuelfire: 




(Ian's  here  (http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,8655.0/msg,161401.html))

BAHAHA.   That's right -- my bad!!!   

They are both too cute!! 
Title: Re: Red October's Official "I Hate the Cowboys" Thread
Post by: Miss Mia on September 16, 2008, 01:11:17 PM
My husband went to the game last night, he sat in the 5th row on about the 30 yard line. 

My boss and her husband were there last night too.


Man, Texas Stadium is an armpit -- I was there in 2006 and it was so badly maintained you would have thought it was in Lower Fort Worth.

The new stadium, which I have been watching being built on a weekly basis when I fly in (if we loop in from the east), looks great.



I live just a couple of miles from the new stadium.  Obviously I drive by it every day, but it's still impressive how fast it seems that it's going up.  It's going to be really nice.  Too bad I'll be too poor to ever afford to actually buy tickets and see a game there in person. 



And where's WE?  He hates the Cowboys as well Red October.   Not me, my daddy raised me on Cowboys football every Sunday. 
Title: Re: Red October's Official "I Hate the Cowboys" Thread
Post by: Red October on September 16, 2008, 03:14:55 PM
Red is that your little guy in your avatar?

Nope.  I googled him.  I was looking for Eagles fans with bags over their heads.  I figured that wouldn't be too hard to find. 

But when I saw this little guy, I said "YES!  I have found my new avatar."  :-) 
Title: Re: Red October's Official "I Hate the Cowboys" Thread
Post by: Red October on September 16, 2008, 03:18:41 PM
Well Red,

If it is any consolation, the Packers are going to pimpslap the Brokeback Mount-me-boyz next Sunday.

Payback for last year's game.   

I'm hoping that KBG or Aaron Kampman make Romo's day as miserable as possible.



I think Rodgers has looked outstanding so far.  I'm really pulling for him to do well (even though he isn't black  :p ) after the way he was treated.  With the media circus and the fans taking a dump on him though he did nothing wrong, and all he does is come out delivering wins.  Where have I seen that story unfold before?  :popcorn: :uhsure:
Title: Re: Red October's Official "I Hate the Cowboys" Thread
Post by: WinOne4TheGipper on September 16, 2008, 03:20:17 PM
 :tongue: :tongue: :tongue: :tongue: :tongue: :tongue: :tongue: :tongue: :tongue: :tongue: :tongue:

 :hammer: :hammer: :hammer: :hammer: :hammer: :hammer: :hammer: :hammer:

 :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:

 :evillaugh: :evillaugh: :evillaugh: :evillaugh: :evillaugh: :evillaugh:

 :tool: :tool: :tool: :tool: :tool: :tool:
Title: Re: Red October's Official "I Hate the Cowboys" Thread
Post by: WinOne4TheGipper on September 16, 2008, 03:22:46 PM
:leghump:  "Oh Tony!  You're God's gift to quarterbacking!  You're so awesome, the way you fumble the ball in the endzone and on field-goal snaps... Tony, you're my man!  Oh, Tony!  You'll win a playoff game one of these years!  I believe in you Tony!"

^ every football analyst in the country

Hmmm, sounds like a certain other quarterback about five years ago.  One who, curiously, has yet to win a Super Bowl.  Just like the franchise he plays for. :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
Title: Re: Red October's Official "I Hate the Cowboys" Thread
Post by: WinOne4TheGipper on September 16, 2008, 03:24:41 PM
I was working/staying in the DFW area when Quincy Carter was QB.

Red, you would have loved it.   

Don't you ever say those words in my presence again.  "Quincy Carter". :banghead: :banghead: :banghead:
Title: Re: Red October's Official "I Hate the Cowboys" Thread
Post by: WinOne4TheGipper on September 16, 2008, 03:26:36 PM
Hey, Red, tell us how you really feel!    :-)





(ps...I've been a Cowboys fan since way back....with Ed Too Tall Jones, Tony Dorsett, Staubach etc.)

... not that I'm upset, or anything  :-)   It's just a game, I keep telling myself...   :cheersmate:

If I were a Cowboys fan, Marion Barber would be my favorite player.  That man's a bull.  He took over in the 2nd half an we had no answer for him.

the guy that nabbed my attention this year is Felix Jones...dude's got some wheels!   
Heh, how 'bout that dooooofus who dropped the ball BEFORE crossing the goal line.   :rotf:  :fuelfire:

OMG that was bad.  Hey, if he doesn't want the TD on his record, Westbrook will take it.  Hopefully that'll wake him up a little and teach him that T.O./Chad Johnson crap shouldn't be emulated.

Too bad the defenders didn't pick up on what happened -- that was a live ball and could have been picked up and run back.

I was watching in Mexico and the idiot local announcers talk over the refs -- what was the erason Philly got the ball back?  I assume because they still had possession when the play was whistled dead.


It was just like what happened in the Broncos-Chargers game the other day- the ball was blown dead, therefore the play was over regardless of what happened afterward.
Title: Re: Red October's Official "I Hate the Cowboys" Thread
Post by: Red October on September 16, 2008, 03:30:51 PM
:leghump:  "Oh Tony!  You're God's gift to quarterbacking!  You're so awesome, the way you fumble the ball in the endzone and on field-goal snaps... Tony, you're my man!  Oh, Tony!  You'll win a playoff game one of these years!  I believe in you Tony!"

^ every football analyst in the country

Hmmm, sounds like a certain other quarterback about five years ago.  One who, curiously, has yet to win a Super Bowl.  Just like the franchise he plays for. :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

Will you be one of the one's crying along with T.O. when Romo costs you yet another season?   :lmao:  "Tony is **sniff** **sniff** MY QUARTERBACK!  **wipes tears from eye**"  
Title: Re: Red October's Official "I Hate the Cowboys" Thread
Post by: Red October on September 16, 2008, 03:32:38 PM
Red is that your little guy in your avatar?


What are you saying, FL....Ravens rule the roost in our house. C'mon, now.     :fuelfire: 




(Ian's  here  (http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,8655.0/msg,161401.html))

Hon... the Cowboys may be able to survive a shootout with us, but we're gonna KILL Baltimore.   :p  Just so ya know.   :-*
Title: Re: Red October's Official "I Hate the Cowboys" Thread
Post by: WinOne4TheGipper on September 16, 2008, 03:35:53 PM
:leghump:  "Oh Tony!  You're God's gift to quarterbacking!  You're so awesome, the way you fumble the ball in the endzone and on field-goal snaps... Tony, you're my man!  Oh, Tony!  You'll win a playoff game one of these years!  I believe in you Tony!"

^ every football analyst in the country

Hmmm, sounds like a certain other quarterback about five years ago.  One who, curiously, has yet to win a Super Bowl.  Just like the franchise he plays for. :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

Will you be one of the one's crying along with T.O. when Romo costs you yet another season?   :lmao:  "Tony is **sniff** **sniff** MY QUARTERBACK!  **wipes tears from eye**"  


Nope, I'll be celebrating as Romo holds the franchise's sixth Lombardi Trophy aloft.  Again, how many times has any Eagles player, let alone McNabb, ever held that trophy?
Title: Re: Red October's Official "I Hate the Cowboys" Thread
Post by: Red October on September 16, 2008, 03:42:07 PM
:leghump:  "Oh Tony!  You're God's gift to quarterbacking!  You're so awesome, the way you fumble the ball in the endzone and on field-goal snaps... Tony, you're my man!  Oh, Tony!  You'll win a playoff game one of these years!  I believe in you Tony!"

^ every football analyst in the country

Hmmm, sounds like a certain other quarterback about five years ago.  One who, curiously, has yet to win a Super Bowl.  Just like the franchise he plays for. :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

Will you be one of the one's crying along with T.O. when Romo costs you yet another season?   :lmao:  "Tony is **sniff** **sniff** MY QUARTERBACK!  **wipes tears from eye**"  


Nope, I'll be celebrating as Romo holds the franchise's sixth Lombardi Trophy aloft.  Again, how many times has any Eagles player, let alone McNabb, ever held that trophy?


Yeah, yeah, yeah.  When the Cowboys have some playoff success THIS century, then you call me out. 

And of course, on the *ahem* "off chance" Tony Romo doesn't deliver, I'm sure Michael Vick will be happy to be the next man in the long line of thugs to work for Jerry Jones.
Title: Re: Red October's Official "I Hate the Cowboys" Thread
Post by: Scoobie on September 16, 2008, 03:47:02 PM
Red is that your little guy in your avatar?


What are you saying, FL....Ravens rule the roost in our house. C'mon, now.     :fuelfire: 




(Ian's  here  (http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,8655.0/msg,161401.html))

Hon... the Cowboys may be able to survive a shootout with us, but we're gonna KILL Baltimore.   :p  Just so ya know.   :-*


:yack:   Uh huh.  Keep dreamin', sweetchops. You're so cute when you're off in your little fantasy world.   :-*



( I wish we had a gazillion dollars so we could buy tix to that game.  :bawl:)
Title: Re: Red October's Official "I Hate the Cowboys" Thread
Post by: WinOne4TheGipper on September 16, 2008, 03:47:11 PM
:leghump:  "Oh Tony!  You're God's gift to quarterbacking!  You're so awesome, the way you fumble the ball in the endzone and on field-goal snaps... Tony, you're my man!  Oh, Tony!  You'll win a playoff game one of these years!  I believe in you Tony!"

^ every football analyst in the country

Hmmm, sounds like a certain other quarterback about five years ago.  One who, curiously, has yet to win a Super Bowl.  Just like the franchise he plays for. :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

Will you be one of the one's crying along with T.O. when Romo costs you yet another season?   :lmao:  "Tony is **sniff** **sniff** MY QUARTERBACK!  **wipes tears from eye**"  


Nope, I'll be celebrating as Romo holds the franchise's sixth Lombardi Trophy aloft.  Again, how many times has any Eagles player, let alone McNabb, ever held that trophy?


Yeah, yeah, yeah.  When the Cowboys have some playoff success THIS century, then you call me out. 

And of course, on the *ahem* "off chance" Tony Romo doesn't deliver, I'm sure Michael Vick will be happy to be the next man in the long line of thugs to work for Jerry Jones.

I can understand why you're jealous.  All those trophies.  A quarterback who is actually talented.  Receivers who save their showboating until after they score a touchdown.  I'd be jealous, too.
Title: Re: Red October's Official "I Hate the Cowboys" Thread
Post by: Red October on September 16, 2008, 04:00:30 PM
Red is that your little guy in your avatar?


What are you saying, FL....Ravens rule the roost in our house. C'mon, now.     :fuelfire: 




(Ian's  here  (http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,8655.0/msg,161401.html))

Hon... the Cowboys may be able to survive a shootout with us, but we're gonna KILL Baltimore.   :p  Just so ya know.   :-*


:yack:   Uh huh.  Keep dreamin', sweetchops. You're so cute when you're off in your little fantasy world.   :-*



( I wish we had a gazillion dollars so we could buy tix to that game.  :bawl:)

Bargain-basement tix are only $110 a seat on StubHub.  C'mon, that's a steal!  :-)
Title: Re: Red October's Official "I Hate the Cowboys" Thread
Post by: Chris_ on September 16, 2008, 05:15:07 PM
I'm not too concerned with who wins as long as the Dolts and Squealers lose every Sunday.   :fuelfire:   :bolt:
Title: Re: Red October's Official "I Hate the Cowboys" Thread
Post by: formerlurker on September 16, 2008, 06:07:10 PM
:leghump:  "Oh Tony!  You're God's gift to quarterbacking!  You're so awesome, the way you fumble the ball in the endzone and on field-goal snaps... Tony, you're my man!  Oh, Tony!  You'll win a playoff game one of these years!  I believe in you Tony!"

^ every football analyst in the country

Hmmm, sounds like a certain other quarterback about five years ago.  One who, curiously, has yet to win a Super Bowl.  Just like the franchise he plays for. :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

1) I don't think McNabb's stomach could handle an actual win in the SB;

2) That was funny as hell Red -- I missed that post.   :lmao:

3) Pretty boy Eli is the media darling now anyway.


Now back to your regularly scheduled programming....
Title: Re: Red October's Official "I Hate the Cowboys" Thread
Post by: formerlurker on September 16, 2008, 06:12:02 PM


Nope, I'll be celebrating as Romo holds the franchise's sixth Lombardi Trophy aloft.  


 :rotf:


Memories.... light the corners of my mind.... misty water colored memories......


This
decade please people.   Is that too much to ask?   
Title: Re: Red October's Official "I Hate the Cowboys" Thread
Post by: Chris_ on September 16, 2008, 06:14:03 PM
Hey, Red, tell us how you really feel!    :-)





(ps...I've been a Cowboys fan since way back....with Ed Too Tall Jones, Tony Dorsett, Staubach etc.)

... not that I'm upset, or anything  :-)   It's just a game, I keep telling myself...   :cheersmate:

If I were a Cowboys fan, Marion Barber would be my favorite player.  That man's a bull.  He took over in the 2nd half an we had no answer for him.

the guy that nabbed my attention this year is Felix Jones...dude's got some wheels!   
Heh, how 'bout that dooooofus who dropped the ball BEFORE crossing the goal line.   :rotf:  :fuelfire:

OMG that was bad.  Hey, if he doesn't want the TD on his record, Westbrook will take it.  Hopefully that'll wake him up a little and teach him that T.O./Chad Johnson crap shouldn't be emulated.

Too bad the defenders didn't pick up on what happened -- that was a live ball and could have been picked up and run back.

I was watching in Mexico and the idiot local announcers talk over the refs -- what was the erason Philly got the ball back?  I assume because they still had possession when the play was whistled dead.


It was just like what happened in the Broncos-Chargers game the other day- the ball was blown dead, therefore the play was over regardless of what happened afterward.

I had a feeling that was what happened.  It is a stupid rule that favors the stupid-play-maker. I will give better than 50/50 that the Rules Committee will look at this at season's end.

The rule should be that a fumble in the field of play that is blown dead before recovery by either team should go to the OPPONENT at the dead ball spot.

Otherwise the opponent is penalized by a ref mistake.
Title: Re: Red October's Official "I Hate the Cowboys" Thread
Post by: Red October on September 16, 2008, 07:52:59 PM
:leghump:  "Oh Tony!  You're God's gift to quarterbacking!  You're so awesome, the way you fumble the ball in the endzone and on field-goal snaps... Tony, you're my man!  Oh, Tony!  You'll win a playoff game one of these years!  I believe in you Tony!"

^ every football analyst in the country

Hmmm, sounds like a certain other quarterback about five years ago.  One who, curiously, has yet to win a Super Bowl.  Just like the franchise he plays for. :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

1) I don't think McNabb's stomach could handle an actual win in the SB;

2) That was funny as hell Red -- I missed that post.   :lmao:

3) Pretty boy Eli is the media darling now anyway.


Now back to your regularly scheduled programming....

Don't you just love hearing the talking heads comparing Romo to Brady?  The young man has a loooong way to go before that comparison is warrented, I would think.
Title: Re: Red October's Official "I Hate the Cowboys" Thread
Post by: formerlurker on September 16, 2008, 08:03:28 PM
o
:leghump:  "Oh Tony!  You're God's gift to quarterbacking!  You're so awesome, the way you fumble the ball in the endzone and on field-goal snaps... Tony, you're my man!  Oh, Tony!  You'll win a playoff game one of these years!  I believe in you Tony!"

^ every football analyst in the country

Hmmm, sounds like a certain other quarterback about five years ago.  One who, curiously, has yet to win a Super Bowl.  Just like the franchise he plays for. :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

1) I don't think McNabb's stomach could handle an actual win in the SB;

2) That was funny as hell Red -- I missed that post.   :lmao:

3) Pretty boy Eli is the media darling now anyway.


Now back to your regularly scheduled programming....

Don't you just love hearing the talking heads comparing Romo to Brady?  The young man has a loooong way to go before that comparison is warrented, I would think.

 :lmao:

In his dreams. 
Title: Re: Red October's Official "I Hate the Cowboys" Thread
Post by: Red October on September 17, 2008, 07:43:24 AM
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By the way, if I'm Brian Westbrook, I send all chiropractor bills to the rookie from Cal. Seeing Westbrook stretched out on the massage table after (painfully) cleaning up the rookie's mess should chasten Jackson more than any film-room scolding.

http://www.philly.com/philly/sports/20080917_Sam_Donnellon__Good_outweighs_bad_in_Eagles_loss_to_Cowboys.html

(http://thesportshernia.typepad.com/blog/images/2007/08/21/tom_brady.jpg)

Yet another honor roll student joins the NFL.   :-)
Title: Re: Red October's Official "I Hate the Cowboys" Thread
Post by: THA HOUSTON PIMP IS IN DA HOUZ! on September 17, 2008, 02:00:48 PM
Well Red,

If it is any consolation, the Packers are going to pimpslap the Brokeback Mount-me-boyz next Sunday.

Payback for last year's game.   

I'm hoping that KBG or Aaron Kampman make Romo's day as miserable as possible.



I think Rodgers has looked outstanding so far.  I'm really pulling for him to do well (even though he isn't black  :p ) after the way he was treated.  With the media circus and the fans taking a dump on him though he did nothing wrong, and all he does is come out delivering wins.  Where have I seen that story unfold before?  :popcorn: :uhsure:

Yeah, Rodgers handled the whole Favre unretirement thing with class.    He deserves whatever success he attains.   My main concern with him is his stamina; can he stay healthy.      But give him a little time to throw and he's got 6 great targets to throw at.   (Donald Driver, James Jones, Jordy Nelson, Greg Jennings, Donald Lee)
Title: Re: Red October's Official "I Hate the Cowboys" Thread
Post by: Red October on September 21, 2008, 08:08:19 PM
Oh, and Romo finds Collins in the endzone!  :yahoo:  Go Romo!  :yahoo:  Go Romo!  :yahoo:  It's your birthday!   :lmao:
Title: Re: Red October's Official "I Hate the Cowboys" Thread
Post by: lastparker on September 21, 2008, 08:11:26 PM
Red is that your little guy in your avatar?

Nope.  I googled him.  I was looking for Eagles fans with bags over their heads.  I figured that wouldn't be too hard to find. 

But when I saw this little guy, I said "YES!  I have found my new avatar."  :-) 

Mu most hated DUer is a Philadelphia resident...... so I am content.
Title: Re: Red October's Official "I Hate the Cowboys" Thread
Post by: Red October on September 21, 2008, 08:13:28 PM
Red is that your little guy in your avatar?

Nope.  I googled him.  I was looking for Eagles fans with bags over their heads.  I figured that wouldn't be too hard to find. 

But when I saw this little guy, I said "YES!  I have found my new avatar."  :-) 

Mu most hated DUer is a Philadelphia resident...... so I am content.

Friggin' freaks give Philly a bad name.  Ben Franklin would be soooo proud. 
Title: Re: Red October's Official "I Hate the Cowboys" Thread
Post by: Chris_ on September 21, 2008, 08:14:56 PM
Well Red,

If it is any consolation, the Packers are going to pimpslap the Brokeback Mount-me-boyz next Sunday.

Payback for last year's game.   

I'm hoping that KBG or Aaron Kampman make Romo's day as miserable as possible.



I think Rodgers has looked outstanding so far.  I'm really pulling for him to do well (even though he isn't black  :p ) after the way he was treated.  With the media circus and the fans taking a dump on him though he did nothing wrong, and all he does is come out delivering wins.  Where have I seen that story unfold before?  :popcorn: :uhsure:

Yeah, Rodgers handled the whole Favre unretirement thing with class.    He deserves whatever success he attains.   My main concern with him is his stamina; can he stay healthy.      But give him a little time to throw and he's got 6 great targets to throw at.   (Donald Driver, James Jones, Jordy Nelson, Greg Jennings, Donald Lee)

You are getting your wish on the Romo front. 
Title: Re: Red October's Official "I Hate the Cowboys" Thread
Post by: Red October on September 21, 2008, 08:20:47 PM
So we won a defensive battle today after playing not a lick of D last week.  McNabb and Westbrook are both hurt, we'll know tomorrow how seriously.  God help us if they're hurt again.  :banghead:  Should be a fun year.   :cheersmate:
Title: Re: Red October's Official "I Hate the Cowboys" Thread
Post by: formerlurker on September 21, 2008, 08:27:04 PM
I don't know who the hell showed up in Foxboro to play today, but it sure as hell wasn't the Patriots. 

Talk about your off games.     :bawl:
Title: Re: Red October's Official "I Hate the Cowboys" Thread
Post by: Red October on September 21, 2008, 08:35:25 PM
I don't know who the hell showed up in Foxboro to play today, but it sure as hell wasn't the Patriots. 

Talk about your off games.     :bawl:

Can't be 16-0 every year, sis!  :-)

Even Tony the Lionheart loses every now and then.  Usually in January...
Title: Re: Red October's Official "I Hate the Cowboys" Thread
Post by: Red October on September 21, 2008, 09:59:20 PM
OMG this boy has a horseshoe up his butt.  Miles WHO???   :thatsright:
Title: Re: Red October's Official "I Hate the Cowboys" Thread
Post by: THA HOUSTON PIMP IS IN DA HOUZ! on September 21, 2008, 11:27:21 PM
sorry man,


The Packers really let everyone down today.

They let the GayBoys come into Lambeau and pimpslap them.    Unacceptable.

Rodgers got the spotlight and stunk it up.   He can't close escrow.   Period.


 :censored: :censored:
Title: Re: Red October's Official "I Hate the Cowboys" Thread
Post by: Miss Mia on September 21, 2008, 11:30:02 PM
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/1/15/Dallas_Cowboys.svg/438px-Dallas_Cowboys.svg.png)




 :-) :-) :-)
Title: Re: Red October's Official "I Hate the Cowboys" Thread
Post by: formerlurker on September 22, 2008, 05:27:17 AM
God I hope the Chargers win tonight. 
Title: Re: Red October's Official "I Hate the Cowboys" Thread
Post by: Red October on September 22, 2008, 09:45:45 AM
God I hope the Chargers win tonight. 

You an LT fan all of a sudden?  :popcorn:
Title: Re: Red October's Official "I Hate the Cowboys" Thread
Post by: Red October on September 22, 2008, 09:52:25 AM
I am literally holding my breath waiting for the results of Westbrook's MRI.  I'm starting to turn blue -->  :whatever:

I'm ready for the news he's gonna miss part of the year... Please oh Please don't let it be the whole season!
Title: Re: Red October's Official "I Hate the Cowboys" Thread
Post by: Odin's Hand on September 22, 2008, 10:52:25 AM
Philly goes to Chicago next weekend. That will be a test against that defense without Westbrook.
Title: Re: Red October's Official "I Hate the Cowboys" Thread
Post by: THA HOUSTON PIMP IS IN DA HOUZ! on September 22, 2008, 12:29:18 PM
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/1/15/Dallas_Cowboys.svg/438px-Dallas_Cowboys.svg.png)




 :-) :-) :-)

Still haven't won a playoff game since the 1996 season.

And uh, how many playoff games has Tony Romo and Wade Phillips won?   Huh?

 :-) :-) :-)


Title: Re: Red October's Official "I Hate the Cowboys" Thread
Post by: Miss Mia on September 22, 2008, 03:07:18 PM
Still haven't won a playoff game since the 1996 season.

And uh, how many playoff games has Tony Romo and Wade Phillips won?   Huh?

 :-) :-) :-)





I'm not a fair-weathered fan, I don't only root for the Cowboys when they're winning playoff games.  My daddy raised me watching the Cowboys every Sunday.  It's in my blood at this point. 
Title: Re: Red October's Official "I Hate the Cowboys" Thread
Post by: Red October on September 22, 2008, 03:53:25 PM
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PHILADELPHIA (AP)—Brian Westbrook limped around without crutches Monday. He could be back to running and slashing this week.

The All-Pro running back is day to day with a strained ankle, encouraging news for a Philadelphia Eagles team that can’t afford to lose its top offensive player.

“I’m sure it’ll be a race to get him ready for Sunday,” coach Andy Reid. “We’ll see how he does. I think we can manage it.”

Westbrook injured his right ankle while hurdling a teammate on a 2-yard run on the first play of the second quarter of Sunday’s 15-6 win over Pittsburgh. He walked to the locker room without help, but didn’t return and left the stadium on crutches.

An MRI revealed no torn ligaments, Reid said.

“He’s limping around without the crutches,” Reid said. “I guess that’s a positive.”

http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/news;_ylt=Au0z_DPA01QWEVAI0RmX99hDubYF?slug=ap-eagles-westbrook&prov=ap&type=lgns

TESTIFY, MY BROTHER!  :yahoo:  PRAISE THE LORD!  :yahoo:  CAN I GET A HALLELUJAH!!!  :yahoo:
Title: Re: Red October's Official "I Hate the Cowboys" Thread
Post by: formerlurker on September 22, 2008, 04:59:16 PM
God I hope the Chargers win tonight. 

You an LT fan all of a sudden?  :popcorn:

No, I am a Jets hater.   :-)
Title: Re: Red October's Official "I Hate the Cowboys" Thread
Post by: Flame on September 22, 2008, 09:23:37 PM
Still haven't won a playoff game since the 1996 season.

And uh, how many playoff games has Tony Romo and Wade Phillips won?   Huh?

 :-) :-) :-)





I'm not a fair-weathered fan, I don't only root for the Cowboys when they're winning playoff games.  My daddy raised me watching the Cowboys every Sunday.  It's in my blood at this point. 

I think we were raised in the same house.  Thanksgiving just isn't Thanksgiving if the ballgame (meaning Cowboys, of course) is not on the TV.
Title: Re: Red October's Official "I Hate the Cowboys" Thread
Post by: Red October on September 22, 2008, 09:42:28 PM
God I hope the Chargers win tonight. 

You an LT fan all of a sudden?  :popcorn:

No, I am a Jets hater.   :-)

You get your wish... Mr. Favre is starting to remember why good players tend to avoid signing with the AFC's New York franchise.
Title: Re: Red October's Official "I Hate the Cowboys" Thread
Post by: Red October on September 28, 2008, 05:19:30 PM
I see Dallas is running the patented Zebra Defense.   It takes a special group of guys to cough up two touchdowns and yet only see three points go on the board for the other team.  ::) ::) ::)  Holding my ass.   :bs:
Title: Re: Red October's Official "I Hate the Cowboys" Thread
Post by: Red October on September 28, 2008, 05:58:31 PM
Quit yer bitchin' T.O.  The refs aren't gonna make every play for you. :lmao:
Title: Re: Red October's Official "I Hate the Cowboys" Thread
Post by: formerlurker on September 28, 2008, 06:18:07 PM
Quit yer bitchin' T.O.  The refs aren't gonna make every play for you. :lmao:



I'd H5 you but something tells me you want to hang out at 69 for a while...... :afro:
Title: Re: Red October's Official "I Hate the Cowboys" Thread
Post by: Red October on September 28, 2008, 06:33:03 PM
Quit yer bitchin' T.O.  The refs aren't gonna make every play for you. :lmao:



I'd H5 you but something tells me you want to hang out at 69 for a while...... :afro:

:naughty: :afro: bow-chica-bow-wow...

:lmao:
Title: Re: Red October's Official "I Hate the Cowboys" Thread
Post by: Red October on September 29, 2008, 06:38:16 AM
It's amazing how atrocious we are without Westbrook.  One guy, no matter who he is, should not make or break the entire team.  We don't just suffer talent-wise without West, we get stoooooopider in our playcalling.  Lemme see... you're gonna run 4 TIMES IN A ROW directly into the teeth of Chicago's defense stacked up on the goal line, a team famous for it's big mongoloid line-backer?   :banghead: :banghead: :banghead:  I bet Andy Reid is still wondering why it didn't work.  After it failed the first 3 times in a row, you'd think they might wanna try, oh I dunno... a screen pass maybe?  A play-action, roll McNabb left, roll him right, let McNabb make a play somewhere OTHER than directly up the middle where all of Chicago's defenders are stacked?  They would have done exactly that with Westbrook in there.  I feel like I'm in John Madden's commercial where he's saying "that's stupid, you just don't do dumb things."  Amen, John.  Amen.  :badmood:

This is gonna be long and painful till #36 is back  :bawl:
Title: Re: Red October's Official "I Hate the Cowboys" Thread
Post by: Red October on September 29, 2008, 06:41:10 AM
And DeSean Jackson is starting to piss me off with his rookie ass.  Way to give the NFC's most limp-dicked offense a free TD, rookie!   :banghead:
Title: Re: Red October's Official "I Hate the Cowboys" Thread
Post by: Odin's Hand on September 29, 2008, 07:27:30 AM
You want me to go ahead and change the thread title to "Red October's Official "I Hate the Bears Thread" now?   :-)

(http://media.kcrg.com/images/KCRG_sports_chicago-bears.jpg)
Title: Re: Red October's Official "I Hate the Cowboys" Thread
Post by: Red October on September 29, 2008, 07:36:01 AM
You want me to go ahead and change the thread title to "Red October's Official "I Hate the Bears Thread" now?   :-)

(http://media.kcrg.com/images/KCRG_sports_chicago-bears.jpg)

:lmao:

A Philly fan only has love for two teams... the Eagles and whoever is playing against Dallas this week.   :cheersmate:
Title: Re: Red October's Official "I Hate the Cowboys" Thread
Post by: Atomic Lib Smasher on September 29, 2008, 10:22:37 AM
You want me to go ahead and change the thread title to "Red October's Official "I Hate the Bears Thread" now?   :-)

(http://media.kcrg.com/images/KCRG_sports_chicago-bears.jpg)

Fine by me.  :-)