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Title: I'm about 36 hours away from leaving America and it's been a rough week. Today,
Post by: CC27 on July 24, 2025, 10:16:53 AM
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sinkingfeeling (55,956 posts)


I'm about 36 hours away from leaving America and it's been a rough week. Today, I finally spoke up to a MAGA.

We were having lunch in an Arby's and talking about that guy who moved his family to Russia to escape the "woke". A strange man was walking by and overheard our conversation and decided to comment. He declared, "Yeah, I get it. I moved from New York (to blue state, Illinois?) because it was too woke."
I shot back, "Well, I'm moving out of the country because I'd rather be woke than support fascism."

Wish I'd told him he was in the wrong state and needs to try Oklahoma.

I've been so stressed, sad, scared, and angry this week, I keep telling my son I just hope to get on the plane Friday before I kill one of my fellow Americans!

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220507660

A strange man was walking by? That's a new bouncy twist.
Title: Re: I'm about 36 hours away from leaving America and it's been a rough week. Today,
Post by: DefiantSix on July 24, 2025, 10:22:44 AM
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sinkingfeeling (55,956 posts)


I'm about 36 hours away from leaving America... :blah: :blah: :blah:

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Title: Re: I'm about 36 hours away from leaving America and it's been a rough week. Today,
Post by: Zathras on July 24, 2025, 11:20:46 AM
I'll take "Shit that didn't happen" for $500 Alex.
Title: Re: I'm about 36 hours away from leaving America and it's been a rough week. Today,
Post by: 67 Rover on July 24, 2025, 11:34:56 AM
Quote from: Zathras on July 24, 2025, 11:20:46 AM
I'll take "Shit that didn't happen" for $500 Alex.

Yep, you know when there is no sputtering, shaking, nodding approval and applauding from fellow patrons that this is a pure bouncy deserving of 0 bongs.
Title: Re: I'm about 36 hours away from leaving America and it's been a rough week. Today,
Post by: jukin on July 24, 2025, 11:42:42 AM
This DUchebag DUmbass is as likely to leave the government teat of Uncle Sam as Omaha Steve is to actually die. IOW, never gonna happen.
Title: Re: I'm about 36 hours away from leaving America and it's been a rough week. Today,
Post by: FlippyDoo on July 25, 2025, 03:19:45 AM
The story is poorly fabricated and the DUmbAss parasite isn't going anywhere. Well, other than back to the government teat to try to leech some more.
Title: Re: I'm about 36 hours away from leaving America and it's been a rough week. Today,
Post by: DefiantSix on July 25, 2025, 07:13:58 AM
Quote from: FlippyDoo on July 25, 2025, 03:19:45 AM
The story is poorly fabricated and the DUmbAss parasite isn't going anywhere. Well, other than back to the government teat to try to leech some more.

Way to spoil it for me, my friend.

I was all aflutter with anticipation to find out if the useless DUmp'Rat was going to shake off the dust from his feet and turn his back on this humble little hovel of a country...  :-) :fuelfire:
Title: Re: I'm about 36 hours away from leaving America and it's been a rough week. Today,
Post by: SVPete on July 25, 2025, 08:24:56 AM
Quote from: jukin on July 24, 2025, 11:42:42 AM
This DUchebag DUmbass is as likely to leave the government teat of Uncle Sam as Omaha Steve is to actually die. IOW, never gonna happen.

So, no need to start a 12-hour countdown to stinkingfeeling's departure? :rotf:  :tongue: