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Title: Andy Byron resigns from AI company Astronomer after being caught canoodling with
Post by: Ptarmigan on July 20, 2025, 08:39:59 PM
Andy Byron resigns from AI company Astronomer after being caught canoodling with head of HR Kristin Cabot at Coldplay concert
https://nypost.com/2025/07/19/us-news/andy-byron-caught-canoodling-with-his-head-of-hr-kristin-cabot-at-coldplay-concert-has-resigned-from-ai-company-astronomer/

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He got the big kiss-off.

Andy Byron resigned Saturday as the CEO of the $1.3 billion AI company he helped found, Astronomer, just days after he was caught canoodling with his head of HR on a jumbotron at a Coldplay concert.

“As stated previously, Astronomer is committed to the values and culture that have guided us since our founding. Our leaders are expected to set the standard in both conduct and accountability, and recently, that standard was not met,” the company said in a statement Saturday.

Uh-oh. Someone got caught cheating at Coldplay concert. Astronomer CEO Andy Byron and CPO Kristin Cabot are caught having an affair.

https://www.tiktok.com/@instaagraace/video/7527910323681070367
Title: Re: Andy Byron resigns from AI company Astronomer after being caught canoodling with
Post by: Zathras on July 21, 2025, 08:30:26 AM
You know you're ****ed when a baseball mascot makes fun of your infidelity...

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Title: Re: Andy Byron resigns from AI company Astronomer after being caught canoodling with
Post by: SVPete on July 21, 2025, 09:29:00 AM
WRT Byron and his side-squeeze, play stupid games, win stupid prizes.
Title: Re: Andy Byron resigns from AI company Astronomer after being caught canoodling with
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on July 21, 2025, 09:40:59 AM
"Did you hear about that CEO who was caught on camera with his mistress?"

"Yeah. That must have been pretty embarrassing."

"You'd never do that. Right?"

"What? Be a CEO? Never."

And that's when the fight started.
Title: Re: Andy Byron resigns from AI company Astronomer after being caught canoodling with
Post by: Old n Grumpy on July 21, 2025, 11:05:31 AM
He must not be a Democrat if he was that’s just a resume enhancer. :loser: :lmao: :lmao: