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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: franksolich on September 15, 2008, 06:21:59 PM

Title: another supermole on Skins's island?
Post by: franksolich on September 15, 2008, 06:21:59 PM
During the current catcrisis, myself not being particularly intellectual-feeling, I took the time to peruse past posts of a certain primitive, going back to January 2008, and about two hundred of them.

I'm starting to suspect there's another supermole on Skins's island.

It was our Mr. Wiggum here to who first directed me to this primitive, whom I had previously ignored because all of her posts were excerpts from articles, with little or no comment, giving the reader few or no clues about herself.

I'm starting to wonder if the kaput primitive, the kpete primitive, isn't actually a second supermole on Skins's island, and a damned good one too.

The kaput primitive posts articles from really weird web-sites, a great deal of far-out stuff that only primitives would find credible, but which decent and civilized people find utter nonsense.

I checked into most of the original stories posted by the kaput primitive, to find that not a single one--not a single one--has ever panned out.

Damn, that's a superb modus operandi, mocking the primitives by posting ludicrous tales and commentary, stuff that the primitives eat up as if it's fine cuisine even though really it's excresence.

One wonders if any of the primitives even slightly suspect they're being mocked by the kaput primitive.

Probably not.

I'm not saying for a certainty that the kaput primitive is a supermole, or even a mole, but whereas I used to believe the kaput primitive an authentic primitive, now I'm having serious doubts.
Title: Re: another supermole on Skins's island?
Post by: djones520 on September 15, 2008, 06:24:38 PM
Even if not, the lurking DUmmies will read this and seeds of suspicion will have been sown.  Either way, it's fun for us to watch.  :fuelfire:
Title: Re: another supermole on Skins's island?
Post by: Carl on September 15, 2008, 06:28:53 PM
One thing I have noticed about this one is that you rarely,if ever see them respond to anything...even in their own thread.
Most of the threads this person starts don`t get a lot of traction,a dozen posts or less.
That is a bit odd as most of the prominent thread posters over there are attention hogs to the max often kicking their own thread several times if it doesn`t get the desired acknowledgements.

Title: Re: another supermole on Skins's island?
Post by: franksolich on September 15, 2008, 06:31:15 PM
One thing I have noticed about this one is that you rarely,if ever see them respond to anything...even in their own thread.

Most of the threads this person starts don`t get a lot of traction,a dozen posts or less.

That is a bit odd as most of the prominent thread posters over there are attention hogs to the max often kicking their own thread several times if it doesn`t get the desired acknowledgements.

Those things, too, sir.

I hope I'm not blowing anybody's cover, but damn, when reading the kaput primitive, I was just so struck, so awed, so impressed, by what an excellent technique it is.
Title: Re: another supermole on Skins's island?
Post by: GOBUCKS on September 15, 2008, 06:49:45 PM
You guys may be right. DUmmy kpete is a prolific poster in the September 11 dungeon at the DUmp, so I always thought of her as a troofer crackpot. But I cannot find a troofer post by DUmmy kpete that is not simply a copy and paste from some nutcase blog or other obscure publication, and DUmmy kpete never adds a single word of comment. In fact, her copy/paste posts have sometimes generated hundreds of replies, not one of which comes from her. Same thing on GD. Not one word, just copy/paste, usually of some kind of conspiracy drivel. I'm not sure I've read even one word that originated with DUmmy kpete, even her post titles.

So DUmmy kpete may be a very, very, timid, cautious mole.

Or, she may be a legitimate DUmmy who is as dumb as sfexpat2000, or Sheila Jackson Lee, but is aware of her dumbness.

I'm inclined to believe the latter. It's hard to imagine a normal person spending their life scanning through literally hundreds, or thousands, of crackpot publications to find the articles she continually brings to the DUmp. It would hardly leave time for anything else. On the other hand, it's easy to imagine another profoundly dumb DUmmy.
Title: Re: another supermole on Skins's island?
Post by: franksolich on September 15, 2008, 06:57:02 PM
It's hard to imagine a normal person spending their life scanning through literally hundreds, or thousands, of crackpot publications to find the articles she continually brings to the DUmp. It would hardly leave time for anything else.

Oh, but for some of us, it's actually eminently possible.

Look at franksolich, for example, whose livelihood is accounting and bookkeeping, right here at home; whose hours and pace of work are his own.

I would hesitate to call myself a "normal person," but I suspect it's generally and universally thought that I'm an eminently sane one.
Title: Re: another supermole on Skins's island?
Post by: jukin on September 15, 2008, 07:00:06 PM
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I would hesitate to call myself a "normal person," but I suspect it's generally and universally thought that I'm an eminently sane one.

Well said.
Title: Re: another supermole on Skins's island?
Post by: EastFacingNorth on September 16, 2008, 01:46:52 AM
Even if not, the lurking DUmmies will read this and seeds of suspicion will have been sown.  Either way, it's fun for us to watch.  :fuelfire:

Ix-nay on the pete-kay eing-bay an ole-may!

Oh well.  I guess the cat's out of the bag now.  :fuelfire:  :lmao: