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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: CC27 on July 01, 2025, 10:32:23 AM

Title: ICE is in my town and they almost tried to kidnap my mom's friend.
Post by: CC27 on July 01, 2025, 10:32:23 AM

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Initech (105,421 posts)

ICE is in my town and they almost tried to kidnap my mom's friend.

Who is a legal US citizen who has a passport and Real ID. But there was some asshole in the parking lot of a nearby store who wwas wearing tacitcal and was basically stalking her on her way to her car.

**** Trump and **** everyone who voted for this shit.

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220446577

Never friggin happened
Title: Re: ICE is in my town and they almost tried to kidnap my mom's friend.
Post by: SVPete on July 01, 2025, 10:51:41 AM
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... there was some asshole in the parking lot of a nearby store who wwas(sic) wearing tacitcal(sic) and was basically stalking her on her way to her car.

What is a "tacitcal" vest? Some sort of vest worn by a quiet Californian? :rimshot:

In the real world, ICE agents have "ICE" on their vests or jackets in really big letters so they can recognize each other. They also act in groups of two or more for grossly obvious reasons, not alone.

If DUmmie Initech is describing something that sort of happened, it was probably some rando shopper in a tan or dark blue vest who was going to his car in the same area of the parking lot.

Or maybe this happened in DUmmie Initech's :stoner: .

Either way, stupid story, Bro.
Title: Re: ICE is in my town and they almost tried to kidnap my mom's friend.
Post by: DefiantSix on July 01, 2025, 10:57:01 AM
Never friggin happened

Don't be hasty. DUmp'Rats frequently hang around - even do business - with felons. It's indeed possible that a known associate of this DUmp'Rat's family is not just a violent felon, but in the country illegally as well. :devious: :shucks:
Title: Re: ICE is in my town and they almost tried to kidnap my mom's friend.
Post by: CC27 on July 01, 2025, 10:58:24 AM
Don't be hasty. DUmp'Rats frequently hang around - even do business - with felons. It's indeed possible that a known associate of this DUmp'Rat's family is not just a violent felon, but in the country illegally as well. :devious: :shucks:
Very true
Title: Re: ICE is in my town and they almost tried to kidnap my mom's friend.
Post by: FunkyZero on July 01, 2025, 11:38:52 AM
Very true

I have absolutely no doubt that someone started to consider thinking about trying to maybe get ready to prepare for looking like he was going to kidnap his cousins best friends neighbors boyfriends mom...  tactically.
Title: Re: ICE is in my town and they almost tried to kidnap my mom's friend.
Post by: CC27 on July 01, 2025, 11:44:41 AM
I have absolutely no doubt that someone started to consider thinking about trying to maybe get ready to prepare for looking like he was going to kidnap his cousins best friends neighbors boyfriends mom...  tactically.

Or this is a drug deal that got weird?
Title: Re: ICE is in my town and they almost tried to kidnap my mom's friend.
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on July 01, 2025, 11:48:40 AM
Always assuming the worst of people.

Maybe the ICE officer thought your mom was kinda hot and wanted to introduce himself, but he was just too shy.
Title: Re: ICE is in my town and they almost tried to kidnap my mom's friend.
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on July 01, 2025, 12:14:34 PM
Yet "vaccine passports" and proof were perfectly acceptable to the leftist mob 4 years ago.

A very dubious bouncy tale.
Title: Re: ICE is in my town and they almost tried to kidnap my mom's friend.
Post by: Old n Grumpy on July 01, 2025, 01:05:42 PM
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ICE is in my town and they almost tried to kidnap my mom's friend.

Notice the term almost, I always thought, almost only counted and horseshoes, and hand grenades

I bought a lottery ticket and I almost won, but I had the wrong number
Title: Re: ICE is in my town and they almost tried to kidnap my mom's friend.
Post by: 67 Rover on July 01, 2025, 01:09:21 PM
Damn it! That ICE agent almost gave away part B of the plan.  :censored:
Title: Re: ICE is in my town and they almost tried to kidnap my mom's friend.
Post by: Texacon on July 01, 2025, 03:11:03 PM
I'm liking the new ICE Blocker app for the iPhone!  I have been driving around Houston "reporting" all kinds of ICE sightings!

Highly recommend.  5 stars!

KC
Title: Re: ICE is in my town and they almost tried to kidnap my mom's friend.
Post by: DefiantSix on July 01, 2025, 03:18:45 PM
Damn it! That ICE agent almost gave away part B of the plan.  :censored:

Wait until they find out that the VRWC plan is that the illegals ICE doesn't deport are going to be rounded up in the night and loaded on a container ship to China for organ harvesting. [/eee-bil capitalist]
Title: Re: ICE is in my town and they almost tried to kidnap my mom's friend.
Post by: SVPete on July 01, 2025, 03:42:05 PM
I'm liking the new ICE Blocker app for the iPhone!  I have been driving around Houston "reporting" all kinds of ICE sightings!

Highly recommend.  5 stars!

KC

Be sure to report the offices of every Dem Congress Critter and legislature member. Maybe throw in a few UCC, U-U, UMC, ELCA, and Episcopalian churches, too.
Title: Re: ICE is in my town and they almost tried to kidnap my mom's friend.
Post by: Texacon on July 01, 2025, 03:58:14 PM
Be sure to report the offices of every Dem Congress Critter and legislature member. Maybe throw in a few UCC, U-U, UMC, ELCA, and Episcopalian churches, too.


Oh, it's been a good time!

KC
Title: Re: ICE is in my town and they almost tried to kidnap my mom's friend.
Post by: Zathras on July 01, 2025, 09:31:37 PM
DUchebag - "My mom's friend was being stalked by ICE."

Reality - Totally innocent man was going to his car that was near my mom's friend's car.