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The Bar => Introductions & Subsequent Welcomes => Topic started by: Eupher on January 24, 2008, 08:47:47 AM
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You can run, but you can't hide!
:rotf: :-) :tongue:
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Welcome to the Cave, Eupher! :hyper:
Do we know you from somewhere?
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Welcome to the Cave, Eupher! :hyper:
Do we know you from somewhere?
Many of the USMILNET asylum members know me, as I've been a mod over there pretty much since its inception. Just recently, Reb elevated me to "Admin" which was kinda funny, because I didn't know about it beforehand.
I just kinda stumbled on it!
:rotf:
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Welcome to the Cave, Eupher! :hyper:
Do we know you from somewhere?
Many of the USMILNET asylum members know me, as I've been a mod over there pretty much since its inception. Just recently, Reb elevated me to "Admin" which was kinda funny, because I didn't know about it beforehand.
I just kinda stumbled on it!
:rotf:
That reminds me of how Charles Manson picked the 'family' member who would go to Sharon Tate's house. They had no idea beforehand.
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Welcome to the Cave, Eupher! :hyper:
Do we know you from somewhere?
Many of the USMILNET asylum members know me, as I've been a mod over there pretty much since its inception. Just recently, Reb elevated me to "Admin" which was kinda funny, because I didn't know about it beforehand.
I just kinda stumbled on it!
:rotf:
That reminds me of how Charles Manson picked the 'family' member who would go to Sharon Tate's house. They had no idea beforehand.
Good Lord!! Reb doesn't happen to have any tattoos on his forehead, does he? :tinfoil2:
Eupher, you might wanna be careful about running any errands with Reb for a while! :-)
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I don't know you, but welcome anyways :-)
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Welcome to the Cave, Eupher! :hyper:
Do we know you from somewhere?
Many of the USMILNET asylum members know me, as I've been a mod over there pretty much since its inception. Just recently, Reb elevated me to "Admin" which was kinda funny, because I didn't know about it beforehand.
I just kinda stumbled on it!
:rotf:
That reminds me of how Charles Manson picked the 'family' member who would go to Sharon Tate's house. They had no idea beforehand.
Damn, I knew there was sumpin' awfully familiar about Reb and Charlie.....
Doya think they're brothers??? :rotf:
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welcome, Eupher :cheersmate:
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Welcome to the Cave, Eupher! :hyper:
Do we know you from somewhere?
Many of the USMILNET asylum members know me, as I've been a mod over there pretty much since its inception. Just recently, Reb elevated me to "Admin" which was kinda funny, because I didn't know about it beforehand.
I just kinda stumbled on it!
:rotf:
That reminds me of how Charles Manson picked the 'family' member who would go to Sharon Tate's house. They had no idea beforehand.
Damn, I knew there was sumpin' awfully familiar about Reb and Charlie.....
Doya think they're brothers??? :rotf:
Nah. Couldn't be. Too close in age.
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Welcome! :)
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That reminds me of how Charles Manson picked the 'family' member who would go to Sharon Tate's house. They had no idea beforehand.
BWAHAHAHA
and Welcome, Eupher!
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Shit the band geek found us
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Welcome and thanks for coming.
This place jest gets better every day.
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Shit the band geek found us
:bird:
:-)
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Welcome!
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Welcome! :cheersmate:
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Welcome to the Cave, Eupher! :hyper:
Do we know you from somewhere?
Many of the USMILNET asylum members know me, as I've been a mod over there pretty much since its inception. Just recently, Reb elevated me to "Admin" which was kinda funny, because I didn't know about it beforehand.
I just kinda stumbled on it!
:rotf:
That reminds me of how Charles Manson picked the 'family' member who would go to Sharon Tate's house. They had no idea beforehand.
Damn, I knew there was sumpin' awfully familiar about Reb and Charlie.....
Doya think they're brothers??? :rotf:
Nah. Couldn't be. Too close in age.
Dunno, LU.
Charlie's pushing 60 now. Reb could be his .... SON????
OMG! WTF! Reb is Charlie Manson's SON!
Oh, man, that explains EVERYTHING!!!!!!!
:lmao: :rotf: :popcorn:
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Welcome to the new and inproved Hive mind.
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Welcome Euph. Glad you're here.
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Welcome Euph. Glad you're here.
Dunno how long it's gonna be for, Jack. I might get banned tomorrow! Or even today!
(The avian vet thing has me completely ****ing steamed.)
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No way....seek asylum on the Bus if need be
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Welcome!!!!!!
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Welcome aboard! :cheersmate:
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You can run, but you can't hide!
:rotf: :-) :tongue:
I got your floaties so you can swim :hyper:
(http://home.att.net/~elmo73/ElmoFloaties.JPG)
welcome you facking flute player :beer:
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Welcome to the Cave, Eupher! :hyper:
Do we know you from somewhere?
Many of the USMILNET asylum members know me, as I've been a mod over there pretty much since its inception. Just recently, Reb elevated me to "Admin" which was kinda funny, because I didn't know about it beforehand.
I just kinda stumbled on it!
:rotf:
That reminds me of how Charles Manson picked the 'family' member who would go to Sharon Tate's house. They had no idea beforehand.
Damn, I knew there was sumpin' awfully familiar about Reb and Charlie.....
Doya think they're brothers??? :rotf:
Nah. Couldn't be. Too close in age.
Dunno, LU.
Charlie's pushing 60 now. Reb could be his .... SON????
OMG! WTF! Reb is Charlie Manson's SON!
Oh, man, that explains EVERYTHING!!!!!!!
:lmao: :rotf: :popcorn:
I think ol'Charlie is pushing 75 now.
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Eupher told me where y'all were....I followed the link....<a href="http://plugin.smileycentral.com/http%253A%252F%252Fwww.smileycentral.com%252F%253Fpartner%253DZSzeb008%255FZN%2526i%253D4%252F4%255F1%255F202%2526feat%253Dprof/page.html" target="_blank">(http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/4/4_1_202.gif)
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Eupher told me where y'all were....I followed the link....<a href="http://plugin.smileycentral.com/http%253A%252F%252Fwww.smileycentral.com%252F%253Fpartner%253DZSzeb008%255FZN%2526i%253D4%252F4%255F1%255F202%2526feat%253Dprof/page.html" target="_blank">(http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/4/4_1_202.gif)
Welcome, Debk. Glad you could join us! :cheersmate:
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Hi Deb
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Welcome to the Cave, Eupher! :hyper:
Do we know you from somewhere?
Many of the USMILNET asylum members know me, as I've been a mod over there pretty much since its inception. Just recently, Reb elevated me to "Admin" which was kinda funny, because I didn't know about it beforehand.
I just kinda stumbled on it!
:rotf:
That reminds me of how Charles Manson picked the 'family' member who would go to Sharon Tate's house. They had no idea beforehand.
Damn, I knew there was sumpin' awfully familiar about Reb and Charlie.....
Doya think they're brothers??? :rotf:
Nah. Couldn't be. Too close in age.
Dunno, LU.
Charlie's pushing 60 now. Reb could be his .... SON????
OMG! WTF! Reb is Charlie Manson's SON!
Oh, man, that explains EVERYTHING!!!!!!!
:lmao: :rotf: :popcorn:
I think ol'Charlie is pushing 75 now.
Wow, fly times! Born Nov. 12, 1934, which makes the sumbitch 73 now.
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Thanks for the welcome!
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Thanks for the welcome!
Hey debk! Welcome :beer:
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Hi Deb!
I like the default setup here, and even the smilies are the same!
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Hi Deb!
I like the default setup here, and even the smilies are the same!
shutup, no one said you could talk.
:tazeme:
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lmao
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Hi Deb!
I like the default setup here, and even the smilies are the same!
shutup, no one said you could talk.
:tazeme:
Do I have to slap the shit out of you AGAIN!
Put that tazer down! Don't taze me, Bro!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggggggggggggggghhhh!!!!!
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goofey ****ers...Euph thinks the tazer is a sex toy
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goofey ****ers...Euph thinks the tazer is a sex toy
:rotf:
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so where do ya'll know each other from? :popcorn:
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Howdy and welcome Eupher and debk! :cheersmate:
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so where do ya'll know each other from? :popcorn:
Euph is Jacks old pool boy. Debk is known through her coolness.
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and hippie was created from spare parts at the mannequin slaughterhouse
we're still looking for a normal brain for him
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and hippie was created from spare parts at the mannequin slaughterhouse
we're still looking for a normal brain for him
:hyper:
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Hi All!
Happy Friday night! :cheersmate:
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so where do ya'll know each other from? :popcorn:
they came from Milnet.....................in all honesty I believe that jack and the Hippie kidnapped em on the Short Bus
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we didn't kidnap nobody....they asked us to tie them to the bumper of the Bus
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I would appreciate softer ropes next time y'all decide to tie me up please....the ones you used left rope burns..
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we didn't kidnap nobody....they asked us to tie them to the bumper of the Bus
This is is the truth, the whole truth, nothing but the truth, the short bus cannot tell a lie.
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I would appreciate softer ropes next time y'all decide to tie me up please....the ones you used left rope burns..
zip ties?
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I would appreciate softer ropes next time y'all decide to tie me up please....the ones you used left rope burns..
zip ties?
yeah...I did......
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I would appreciate softer ropes next time y'all decide to tie me up please....the ones you used left rope burns..
so long as you let me tie you up again I'll use whatever you want :-)
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I knew a girl in Vegas who used mink strips.
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so where do ya'll know each other from? :popcorn:
they came from Milnet.....................in all honesty I believe that jack and the Hippie kidnapped em on the Short Bus
Naw, CH, that ain't quite what happened.
Here's the deal. This is no shit.
Hippie was a homeless alcoholic, pretty much down on his luck. But he found himself a cardboard box in the southern part of Baltimore, and hung out under a railroad trestle. This was last September.
Jack was the last official hitchhiker that was EVER able to get a ride (decorum keeps me from mentioning precisely HOW he was able to get rides, but believe me, he ran out of condoms long before it was over -- and the condoms WEREN'T for him), but he managed to hitchhike his way from Texas, through Louisiana, Alabama, heading east toward D.C.
Jack had a friend once in D.C. He was actually a midget and a tard to boot. But it was the only friend that Jack ever had. (Jack's that way, you know.)
But as luck would have it, Jack had a bottle of Jack and found himself in Baltimore where he had his last encounter with a truck driver. (The truck driver bought Jack the bottle of Jack out of gratitude because it had been awhile for the truck driver, if you know what I mean.)
So Jack meandered down toward the railroad trestle and saw the big cardboard box where Hippie was living. Hippie had a box of macaroons, a jar of peanut butter, and a big stack of midget porn magazines in his box. There was also a box of tissues, but decorum again prevents me from saying precisely what the tissues were for.
But Jack spotted the stack of midget porn magazines and the two began talking. In a previous life, Jack had had a midget sister, but she took some HGH and actually grew up -- except her breasts never grew in proportion. The whole experience threw Jack into a tizzy and he fantasized about growing up himself and running the Short Bus, which, of course, is outfitted with a big pile of tards.
So after Jack knocked on the door of the cardboard box and Hippie and Jack began talking (after sampling from the midget porn magazines), Jack mentioned his fantasy about the Short Bus outfitted with tards. (By the way, for the sake of clarity, the "tards" are really a euphemism for "Coasties".)
Since Hippie himself is a Coastie, he latched onto this idea and before you know it, Jack and Hippie were falling all over themselves with stories about midgets, rum, Coasties, and tards, of course.
It was a match made in heaven.
The two eventually made it to D.C. where Hippie turned from a hopeless drunk into just homeless. He got cleaned up (used the rest of the box of tissues in the process), bought a new box of condoms for his customers, and began...uh...picked up where Jack left off.
They amassed $1,367.23 in all and bought a ramshackle, barely-running Short Bus.
Six quarts of oil later, they managed to outfit the Short Bus with 63 tards of all shapes and sizes. Some of them were retired Coasties, but most were just Coasties. That meant they were about two steps away from cirrhosis.
This occurred last November and with the cold weather, the two have managed to wind their way back to Texas where Jack has a larger cardboard box.
There is no garage for the Short Bus. But the two of them are extremely happy.
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wow...I had no idea...did you know all that hippie?
Speaking of Baltimore...whatever happened to Nick?
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wow...I had no idea...did you know all that hippie?
Speaking of Baltimore...whatever happened to Nick?
Who do you think was living in the box with Hippie? Nick happened to be out of town -- Hippie told me that he was down in Key West surfing for crabmeat.
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lies. all lies.
I was an encyclopedia salesman, not a bum.
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lies. all lies.
I was an encyclopedia salesman, not a bum.
Isn't that the same thing? :confused:
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he's lying...the ****er pmed me to find out how to spell encyclopedia.....of course I didn't know either so I had to look it up in the dicsionary
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Noone has to wonder how to spell anything anymore. We have spell check.
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he's lying...the ****er pmed me to find out how to spell encyclopedia.....of course I didn't know either so I had to look it up in the dicsionary
:bwah:
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Noone has to wonder how to spell anything anymore. We have spell check.
doesn't work so well for a joke
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he's lying...the ****er pmed me to find out how to spell encyclopedia.....of course I didn't know either so I had to look it up in the dicsionary
****er! you told me to spell it like ensykelopedia. I almost did it too :loser:
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Noone has to wonder how to spell anything anymore. We have spell check.
doesn't work so well for a joke
I can see that.
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lies. all lies.
I was an encyclopedia salesman, not a bum.
Isn't that the same thing? :confused:
the encyclopedia guild says otherwise. According to them, we're above bums. We're up there with Jehovah Witnesses.
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Jay, Dear...when are you going to stop believing everything that Jack tells you?
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Jack didn't tell him that, Deb.
I told him that. Problem was, he wasn't listening. Now he's gotta deal with the consequences....
Glenn! Front and center! Hippie needs some lovin'!
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:beer: Hi all ..... and I followed Debk :evillaugh:
Hey, I found this box with a dried out brain sittin outside the front gate .... it's got hippydip's name on it ... here sugar, you might need it. :cheerleader: :wink:
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Hi D...hippie doesn't have a use for one of those anymore