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Title: Duncanpup offers practical advice for no kings protesters...
Post by: fatboy on June 13, 2025, 09:13:52 AM
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Duncanpup
 (14,600 posts)Fri Jun 13, 2025, 05:54 AM
For the no kings march some suggestions.
Just a dyslexic bad punctuation ramble yet also suggestions on how we do this peacefully and move forward and get to Sunday morning.

Get a burner phone if able leave your regular phone at home.
Take a back pack.
Water a few bottles.
Some basic first aid supplies.
Take cash if you can do not use your banking card.
Food perhaps some of those nutritional bars.
If you take prescription drugs perhaps take three day supply.
If you wear contacts probably be best to just wear your glasses may wanna carry spare set of glasses as well.
May want to carry large goggles that fit over your eyewear or just to protect your eyes in event of tear gas.
Wear comfortable loose fitting clothing it’s going to be warm weather air needs to circulate.
Maybe carry rain jacket.
Probably should not wear shorts.
Footgear no sandals try to wear sneakers or closed toe shoes.
Bandanna try using old t shirt to cut up as it’s larger more comfortable. Should probably have several bandannas just in case a stranger may need one in case of gas.
If it goes hot then sit down to show that you are not a threat.
If you find yourself under attack with tear gas wet your bandanna then tie it back around your face real tight use water to rinse your eyes out………..

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220392668

One essential item TEB left out is a stash of adult diapers.
Title: Re: Duncanpup offers practical advice for no kings protesters...
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on June 13, 2025, 09:22:51 AM
He forgot:

Molotov Cocktails
Multiple lighters and books of matches
Bricks
Water Bottles full of urine
Emergency can of gasoline for self-immolation
Title: Re: Duncanpup offers practical advice for no kings protesters...
Post by: Texacon on June 13, 2025, 09:39:48 AM
 :rotf:


He took the list they posted from some organization and just put it into his own … words?

 :rofl:

KC
Title: Re: Duncanpup offers practical advice for no kings protesters...
Post by: 67 Rover on June 13, 2025, 09:45:43 AM
Forgot to add location to pickup your professionally printed protest sign, fireworks and also a map of pallet locations loaded with concrete blocks.
Title: Re: Duncanpup offers practical advice for no kings protesters...
Post by: DLR Pyro on June 13, 2025, 10:49:39 AM
He didn't forget.  These DUmmies are very smart and use code to stay out of trouble.  I have used my Ovaltine decoder wheel to help you understand what he was really saying in his message


He forgot:

Molotov Cocktails     Take a back pack
Multiple lighters and books of matches     Get a burner phone if able leave your regular phone at home
Bricks    Food perhaps some of those nutritional bars.
Water Bottles full of urine    Water a few bottles.
Emergency can of gasoline for self-immolation   Some basic first aid supplies.

we would be fools to underestimate the level of coordination and sophistication the rebel alliance has.
Title: Re: Duncanpup offers practical advice for no kings protesters...
Post by: ADsOutburst on June 13, 2025, 12:15:30 PM
Left-wing protestors need to be told to prepare for... weather?
Title: Re: Duncanpup offers practical advice for no kings protesters...
Post by: DLR Pyro on June 13, 2025, 12:24:07 PM
Left-wing protestors need to be told to prepare for... weather?

I'm surprised he didn't remind them to remember to breathe
Title: Re: Duncanpup offers practical advice for no kings protesters...
Post by: 67 Rover on June 13, 2025, 02:26:48 PM
Left-wing protestors need to be told to prepare for... weather?

Rain is too much like a shower, I expect it will cut the numbers significantly.
Title: Re: Duncanpup offers practical advice for no kings protesters...
Post by: ADsOutburst on June 13, 2025, 04:22:42 PM
How do we know it isn't right-wing infiltrators disguised as raindrops? ::)
Title: Re: Duncanpup offers practical advice for no kings protesters...
Post by: DUmpDiver on June 13, 2025, 04:24:30 PM
Make sure that your phone is fully charged so you can watch the Army's 250th birthday parade.

:-)
Title: Re: Duncanpup offers practical advice for no kings protesters...
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on June 13, 2025, 04:54:25 PM
Why a "burner" phone? No matter what, the NSA could track you even with a burner phone. The current government does not care about your antics: they mock and laugh at you.

Such self-important morons. :bigbird:
Title: Re: Duncanpup offers practical advice for no kings protesters...
Post by: Texacon on June 13, 2025, 05:23:41 PM
I think the authorities should tell them all they are being coated with flammable liquids, and if they disobey someone will ignite them.

KC
Title: Re: Duncanpup offers practical advice for no kings protesters...
Post by: jukin on June 13, 2025, 05:30:14 PM
I think all the seditious supporters of a foreign invasion should try the wet bandana in a CS gas storm. I'd be interested in watching that.
Title: Re: Duncanpup offers practical advice for no kings protesters...
Post by: FlippyDoo on June 14, 2025, 07:04:08 AM
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May want to carry large goggles that fit over your eyewear or just to protect your eyes in event of tear gas.

Bandanna try using old t shirt to cut up as it’s larger more comfortable. Should probably have several bandannas just in case a stranger may need one in case of gas.

Perhaps it's strange or perhaps it's because I'm not an idiotic, anti-American, idiotic, criminal scum who has no respect for laws, authority, or others, but in my 60 years of life, I've never had to worry about carrying things in case of tear gas.
Title: Re: Duncanpup offers practical advice for no kings protesters...
Post by: DUmpDiver on June 14, 2025, 07:22:59 AM
Perhaps it's strange or perhaps it's because I'm not an idiotic, anti-American, idiotic, criminal scum who has no respect for laws, authority, or others, but in my 60 years of life, I've never had to worry about carrying things in case of tear gas.

Don't forget to wear your rubber bullet vest.
Title: Re: Duncanpup offers practical advice for no kings protesters...
Post by: SVPete on June 14, 2025, 09:31:26 AM
Translating and summarizing the verbosity of the late-lamented-Boog's pet human: I'll be too busy hugging and chugging Keystone to join you, but here's my help.