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Title: He was never shot. It never happened.
Post by: FunkyZero on June 04, 2025, 10:33:22 PM
Boy, this one is off the chain... even Earl is mocking them. Funny as hell

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220365314 (https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220365314)

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634-5789 (4,489 posts)
Wed Jun 4, 2025, 05:23 AM

He was never shot. It never happened.
I'm not a conspiracist..not a medical person of any degree, but even a person with very limited knowledge understood that it was all an act. Fatass McTraitor's 'ear wound' healed up in less than 48 hours. Cartilage does not grow back like that. Yet, people died, and this is indeed has been hidden away, never to be solved. Why aren't they talking about the supposed shooter? Why did he POSE for a photo of how brave he was seconds after the staged event? Ohh, the MAGAts ate it up! I'm not buying it.

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raccoon (31,856 posts)
1. You and me both. I think that "assassination attempt" was totally staged.

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brush (60,107 posts)
3. It sure looks like it now with time and a clear perspective...
Reply to raccoon (Reply #1)
Wed Jun 4, 2025, 05:48 AM
Last edited Wed Jun 4, 2025, 09:59 AM - Edit history (1)

I mean with the ear 'injury' and the red 'blood' streaked on his face, just perfect for the 'let's fight' exhortation. I mean, come on, fake blood capsules in the mouth have been used for decades.

And the Secret Service and local LEOs somehow let the shooter get up on that low foof with a clear sight line to the stage, but their sniper took him out immediately after the 'shooting'. Couldn't have the shooter talking about how it was all planned.

It worked. trump got the 'heroic' photo, got headlines for weeks and the sympathy vote and won the election.

Another rethug dirty trick...the all-time dirtiest.

.. it goes on and on, I can't bring them all over, but it's hilarious. But then...

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EarlG (22,974 posts)
18. Three other people were shot during the incident
Reply to Bengus81 (Reply #14)
Wed Jun 4, 2025, 07:27 AM
One died. I guess they were faking it too?

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EarlG (22,974 posts)
37. I don't think he gives a shit about anybody but himself
Reply to Bengus81 (Reply #34)
Wed Jun 4, 2025, 08:31 AM
Which is why I find it inexplicable that he would agree to be part of a complicated plot that involved live ammunition being fired in his direction.

Anyway, it would take a significant effort to bring that mass of stupid all over into this post. Highly recommended read.  hehehehe

Title: Re: He was never shot. It never happened.
Post by: CollectivismMustDie on June 04, 2025, 11:23:43 PM
When earlg is the voice of reason...


And even he can't reel them in.


 :rotf:
Title: Re: He was never shot. It never happened.
Post by: DUmpDiver on June 04, 2025, 11:56:25 PM
Skimmed the whole thread. I'm surprised at how involved EarlG is with reality checks.
Title: Re: He was never shot. It never happened.
Post by: Texacon on June 05, 2025, 05:43:54 AM
I've been watching that thread and you're right, it's hilarious!

"Reality Based Community"

 :lmao:

 :rotf:

KC
Title: Re: He was never shot. It never happened.
Post by: Old n Grumpy on June 05, 2025, 05:57:31 AM
(https://m.media-amazon.com/images/M/MV5BNTAzMDI5MzgtMGNkMC00MzllLWJhNjctNjA1NmViNGUxMzYxXkEyXkFqcGdeQXVyMTQxNzMzNDI@._V1_QL75_UX190_CR0,7,190,281_.jpg)

This is where their reality lies. :thatsright: :mental: :mental: :mental: :stoner:
Title: Re: He was never shot. It never happened.
Post by: Carl on June 05, 2025, 06:16:59 AM
Useless shitbags that celebrate being mentally defective and stunted.
Title: Re: He was never shot. It never happened.
Post by: Texacon on June 05, 2025, 06:38:15 AM
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I_UndergroundPanther (13,086 posts)

121. Secretly

Reply to EarlG (Reply #80)
Thu Jun 5, 2025, 01:47 AM

I wish the shooter had made his mark.


She doesn't keep a secret very well.

KC
Title: Re: He was never shot. It never happened.
Post by: SVPete on June 05, 2025, 08:46:37 AM
When earlg is the voice of reason...

And even he can't reel them in.

 :rotf:

The depth of DUmmie moronicity is unplumbable.
Title: Re: He was never shot. It never happened.
Post by: FunkyZero on June 05, 2025, 09:00:19 AM
Skimmed the whole thread. I'm surprised at how involved EarlG is with reality checks.

That's the odd part, usually he isn't and just lets them crazy on, uninhibited.
Title: Re: He was never shot. It never happened.
Post by: SVPete on June 05, 2025, 09:23:33 AM
Skimmed the whole thread. I'm surprised at how involved EarlG is with reality checks.

That's the odd part, usually he isn't and just lets them crazy on, uninhibited.

EarlG realizes how absurdity on this level makes DU look Nutsoville. He's trying to mitigate that (without deleting every nutso-thread on DU).

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I remember the failed assassination attempts on R Presidents Ford, Reagan, and Trump. Has any would-be assassin gotten within a quarter mile od a D president since JFK? I'd love to hear Libs & Progs who claim Rs and conservatives are dangerous explain that apparent difference (or set me straight by pointing out attempts on Carter, Clinton, Obama, or Biden).
Title: Re: He was never shot. It never happened.
Post by: DefiantSix on June 05, 2025, 09:24:47 AM
Skimmed the whole thread. I'm surprised at how involved EarlG is with reality checks.

That's the odd part, usually he isn't and just lets them crazy on, uninhibited.

Maybe Lord Marblehead has been promoted to trustee on the asylum?
Title: Re: He was never shot. It never happened.
Post by: DLR Pyro on June 05, 2025, 09:56:37 AM
(https://www.azquotes.com/picture-quotes/quote-i-reject-your-reality-and-substitute-my-own-adam-savage-25-97-27.jpg)
Title: Re: He was never shot. It never happened.
Post by: CollectivismMustDie on June 05, 2025, 12:00:49 PM
The depth of DUmmie moronicity is unplumbable.

It is bottomless.
Title: Re: He was never shot. It never happened.
Post by: ADsOutburst on June 05, 2025, 12:07:23 PM
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I'm not a conspiracist..

You’re not a conspiracist, but you give us all your convoluted suspicions of what you think really happened that day.