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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: FunkyZero on June 04, 2025, 10:33:22 PM
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Boy, this one is off the chain... even Earl is mocking them. Funny as hell
https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220365314 (https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220365314)
634-5789 (4,489 posts)
Wed Jun 4, 2025, 05:23 AM
He was never shot. It never happened.
I'm not a conspiracist..not a medical person of any degree, but even a person with very limited knowledge understood that it was all an act. Fatass McTraitor's 'ear wound' healed up in less than 48 hours. Cartilage does not grow back like that. Yet, people died, and this is indeed has been hidden away, never to be solved. Why aren't they talking about the supposed shooter? Why did he POSE for a photo of how brave he was seconds after the staged event? Ohh, the MAGAts ate it up! I'm not buying it.
raccoon (31,856 posts)
1. You and me both. I think that "assassination attempt" was totally staged.
brush (60,107 posts)
3. It sure looks like it now with time and a clear perspective...
Reply to raccoon (Reply #1)
Wed Jun 4, 2025, 05:48 AM
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I mean with the ear 'injury' and the red 'blood' streaked on his face, just perfect for the 'let's fight' exhortation. I mean, come on, fake blood capsules in the mouth have been used for decades.
And the Secret Service and local LEOs somehow let the shooter get up on that low foof with a clear sight line to the stage, but their sniper took him out immediately after the 'shooting'. Couldn't have the shooter talking about how it was all planned.
It worked. trump got the 'heroic' photo, got headlines for weeks and the sympathy vote and won the election.
Another rethug dirty trick...the all-time dirtiest.
.. it goes on and on, I can't bring them all over, but it's hilarious. But then...
EarlG (22,974 posts)
18. Three other people were shot during the incident
Reply to Bengus81 (Reply #14)
Wed Jun 4, 2025, 07:27 AM
One died. I guess they were faking it too?
EarlG (22,974 posts)
37. I don't think he gives a shit about anybody but himself
Reply to Bengus81 (Reply #34)
Wed Jun 4, 2025, 08:31 AM
Which is why I find it inexplicable that he would agree to be part of a complicated plot that involved live ammunition being fired in his direction.
Anyway, it would take a significant effort to bring that mass of stupid all over into this post. Highly recommended read. hehehehe
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When earlg is the voice of reason...
And even he can't reel them in.
:rotf:
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Skimmed the whole thread. I'm surprised at how involved EarlG is with reality checks.
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I've been watching that thread and you're right, it's hilarious!
"Reality Based Community"
:lmao:
:rotf:
KC
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This is where their reality lies. :thatsright: :mental: :mental: :mental: :stoner:
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Useless shitbags that celebrate being mentally defective and stunted.
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I_UndergroundPanther (13,086 posts)
121. Secretly
Reply to EarlG (Reply #80)
Thu Jun 5, 2025, 01:47 AM
I wish the shooter had made his mark.
She doesn't keep a secret very well.
KC
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When earlg is the voice of reason...
And even he can't reel them in.
:rotf:
The depth of DUmmie moronicity is unplumbable.
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Skimmed the whole thread. I'm surprised at how involved EarlG is with reality checks.
That's the odd part, usually he isn't and just lets them crazy on, uninhibited.
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Skimmed the whole thread. I'm surprised at how involved EarlG is with reality checks.
That's the odd part, usually he isn't and just lets them crazy on, uninhibited.
EarlG realizes how absurdity on this level makes DU look Nutsoville. He's trying to mitigate that (without deleting every nutso-thread on DU).
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I remember the failed assassination attempts on R Presidents Ford, Reagan, and Trump. Has any would-be assassin gotten within a quarter mile od a D president since JFK? I'd love to hear Libs & Progs who claim Rs and conservatives are dangerous explain that apparent difference (or set me straight by pointing out attempts on Carter, Clinton, Obama, or Biden).
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Skimmed the whole thread. I'm surprised at how involved EarlG is with reality checks.
That's the odd part, usually he isn't and just lets them crazy on, uninhibited.
Maybe Lord Marblehead has been promoted to trustee on the asylum?
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The depth of DUmmie moronicity is unplumbable.
It is bottomless.
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I'm not a conspiracist..
You’re not a conspiracist, but you give us all your convoluted suspicions of what you think really happened that day.
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Well, Now We Know Why Trump-Hating Newspaper Hid Reader Comments on Assassination Story...
https://pjmedia.com/victoria-taft/2025/07/03/well-now-we-know-why-trump-hating-newspaper-hid-comments-on-assassination-story-n4941406 (https://pjmedia.com/victoria-taft/2025/07/03/well-now-we-know-why-trump-hating-newspaper-hid-comments-on-assassination-story-n4941406)
The attempted assassination of President Donald Trump in Butler, Pa., one year ago this month was fake, according to Washington Post readers. Worse, the paper is trying to protect its crazed readers by hiding their comments.
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We first got tipped off about the comments situation from a post over at Powerline, but even John Hinderacker didn't know the comments were as wildly non compos mentis as the Post's choice to be the leader of the free world — President Autopen, himself, Joe Biden.
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The AI summary at the bottom of the Post story reported "the comments. overwhelmingly express skepticism about the authenticity of the assassination attempt on President Trump, suggesting it was staged to garner sympathy and boost his political standing. Many commenters point out the lack of visible injury to Trump's ear shortly after... Show more"
The "show more" link to find out what else the AI-generated message was dead.
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To do a human recap of the WaPo mindset, you can call Trump Hitler-esque names in the Post's comments and that's considered normal, but to show comments revealing how completely mentally checked out their conspiracy theory-believing readers are, well, that's beyond the pale... even if their own newspaper helped fuel the lies.
The attempted assassination of President Donald Trump in Butler, Pa., one year ago this month was fake, according to Washington Post readers. Worse, the paper is trying to protect its crazed readers by hiding their comments.
DUmmies' early CT - do some DUmmies still believe it was fake? - was so loony that even the WashPost would have hid their claims! :rotf: Clearly the WashPost is Reich-Wing! :rotf: :tongue:
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Well, Now We Know Why Trump-Hating Newspaper Hid Reader Comments on Assassination Story...
https://pjmedia.com/victoria-taft/2025/07/03/well-now-we-know-why-trump-hating-newspaper-hid-comments-on-assassination-story-n4941406 (https://pjmedia.com/victoria-taft/2025/07/03/well-now-we-know-why-trump-hating-newspaper-hid-comments-on-assassination-story-n4941406)
DUmmies' early CT - do some DUmmies still believe it was fake? - was so loony that even the WashPost would have hid their claims! :rotf: Clearly the WashPost is Reich-Wing! :rotf: :tongue:
Oh, I can assure you, at least 90% of those who post on DU absolutely believe the Butler shooting was staged and Trump was in no danger. Ever.
KC
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This is where their reality lies. :thatsright: :mental: :mental: :mental: :stoner:
As with all things if a DUchebag thinks something happened a certain way what really happened is the exact opposite.
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This is where their reality lies. :thatsright: :mental: :mental: :mental: :stoner:
Rod Searling wouldn't approach within 100 miles of the DNC's li'l online insane asylum. Hell, Tim Burton and his iteration of the Mad Hatter would think twice before giving the DUmp a hard pass.
If anybody brought either of the above a transcript of your average DUmp forum with no preparatory explanation, both would send it back for a re-write, saying nobody would believe a script this crazy...
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She doesn't keep a secret very well.
KC
Well, it's insane so...
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Six members of the USSS suspended and reassigned over something that never happened.
https://nypost.com/2025/07/09/us-news/secret-service-suspends-6-agents-assigned-to-protect-trump-during-butler-assassination-attempt/
Six members of the Secret Service have been suspended for failures related to last year's assassination attempt against President Trump at a rally in Butler, Pa.
The suspensions for the six agents ranged from 10 to 42 days, and they won't be paid while on leave, Secret Service Deputy Director Matt Quinn told CBS News on Wednesday.
The agents will not be fired, but upon return to work, they will be placed in roles with diminished operational responsibility.
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Suspended by Trump, 7 months after the assassination attempt. LIEden and minions did nothing for 7 bleeping months. OTOH, "Biden" forgot to preemptively pardon them.
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Six members of the USSS suspended and reassigned over something that never happened.
https://nypost.com/2025/07/09/us-news/secret-service-suspends-6-agents-assigned-to-protect-trump-during-butler-assassination-attempt/
Average DUchebag - "It's all part of the cover up because Orange Man Bad!!!! REEEEEEEEE!!!"