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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: CC27 on May 24, 2025, 06:47:08 PM
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PJMcK
Today I met a regretful Trump voter
We were swimming in the ocean and this fellow and his wife struck up a conversation with us. A very friendly guy. He's an American citizen living in Panama and his comments were striking.
"I feel Trump lied to me."
"He never said he was going to break the U.S. government."
"When did he become a fan of tariffs?"
"Trump sold us a bill of goods."
"My portfolio is in the shitter."
"I never expected him to be so stupid."
"I wish he would die already."
I politely told him that many people were in the "Find Out" phase and Vance wouldn't be any better. He laughed then said, "Still, things are better than if THAT WOMAN had won."
Hopeless. I just shook my head
https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220341524
You were swimming in the ocean??? 🙄🙄🙄
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I'll take "Shit that I imagined happening after taking the brown acid" for $100 Alex.
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(https://www.memecreator.org/static/images/memes/5320680.jpg)
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Of all the things that never happened, this may have never happened the most
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Why would an expat living in Panama give a hoot about tariffs, much less mention it to a stranger on the beach?
Zero bongs.
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... and then he climbed on his golden pegasus unicorn with a mane of fire and flew off over the horizon.
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Of all the things that never happened, this may have never happened the most
Probably the second greatest clue that this is fiction is that Trump is (GASP!!!) doing exactly what he promised he would do. Again.
The greatest clue, of course, is that PJMcK is a DU member. :-)
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And then a shark jumped out of the water and almost ate the guy. ::)
"When did he become a fan of tariffs?"
Since... he first ran for president?
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And then a shark jumped out of the water and almost ate the guy. ::)
Since... he first ran for president?
it jumped up through the underwater bushes, into the above geound bushes, out of the above ground bushes, and shouted 'GOTCHA!'
O-)
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And then a shark jumped out of the water and almost ate the guy. ::)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pOznx1KLN7U
:-)
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This is how I know this is a fabricated tale:
"I wish he would die already."
See, normal people don't say something like this to a near-stranger. It's not done in polite society. The DUmp however, says this with ease each and every day.