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Title: Conversation with crazy MAGAT neighbor
Post by: Texacon on May 19, 2025, 02:25:45 PM
https://democraticunderground.com/100220328198


This never happened.

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milestogo (20,573 posts)
Mon May 19, 2025, 02:10 PM
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Conversation with crazy MAGAT neighbor
Neighbor: Hey, you're still walking that dog!

Me: Yes, he still needs to poop.

Neighbor: Did you hear the big news?

Me: What big news?

Neighbor: Joe Biden's got cancer!

Me: Donald Trump's got dementia!

Neighbor: No, not Trump. Joe Biden's got stage 3 cancer. I heard it on the radio!

Me: Joe Biden is not the president. Donald Trump is the president and he has dementia. He's batshit crazy.

Neighbor: Joe Biden's got stage 3 cancer and he's going to die.

Me: We're all going to die.

Neighbor: I'm not religious so that has nothing to do with me.

Edited to add: As I was walking away he said "You're just jealous because Trump is president and he doesn't have cancer."

 :banghead:


This guy picks garbage and puts up signs attacking democrats.

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Aristus (69,951 posts)

2. Why waste your time?

Reply to milestogo (Original post)
Mon May 19, 2025, 02:13 PM

It's like trying to encourage a chimpanzee to come to high tea at four.

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milestogo (20,573 posts)

3. That's what it feels like.

Reply to Aristus (Reply #2)
Mon May 19, 2025, 02:17 PM

Every time he sees me I'm walking my dog. He comes walking straight at us usually talking loudly. I always put my hand out and tell him to stop, don't come any closer. He's oblivious to the fact that my dog is freaking out because of his approach. He just keeps doing it.

I am pretty sure he's mentally ill. There is no way to turn him off. So I just keep walking.

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Aristus (69,951 posts)

4. Well, his uncritical devotion to Trump, and cruel glee in Joe Biden's cancer diagnosis, is pretty convincing

Reply to milestogo (Reply #3)
Mon May 19, 2025, 02:22 PM

evidence that he is mentally ill. Healthy, well-adjusted people do not exhibit these rather unsettling symptoms.


 :lmao:

He actually posted that!!   :rotf:

From a site that had an absolute field day when Trump was shot in Butler, PA.  From a site who has a guy who posts every single day "Is He Dead Yet?"

For every single time a conservative has died and almost all of them grave dance.  From a site that is constantly wishing ill on people simply for being conservative.

I have to agree with Aristus ... Healthy, well adjusted people simply don't do that.  Steel on target!

KC
Title: Re: Conversation with crazy MAGAT neighbor
Post by: 67 Rover on May 19, 2025, 02:52:12 PM
https://democraticunderground.com/100220328198


This never happened.


 :lmao:

He actually posted that!!   :rotf:

From a site that had an absolute field day when Trump was shot in Butler, PA.  From a site who has a guy who posts every single day "Is He Dead Yet?"

For every single time a conservative has died and almost all of them grave dance.  From a site that is constantly wishing ill on people simply for being conservative.

I have to agree with Aristus ... Healthy, well adjusted people simply don't do that.  Steel on target!

KC

Any under/over yet on how long before Hunter starts hitting on Dr. Jill after Brandon is burning in Hell?  :popcorn:
Title: Re: Conversation with crazy MAGAT neighbor
Post by: SVPete on May 19, 2025, 02:54:17 PM
milestogo's DTs have Orange Men instead of Pink Elephants.
Title: Re: Conversation with crazy MAGAT neighbor
Post by: SVPete on May 19, 2025, 02:58:38 PM
In DU world:

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Aristus (69,951 posts)

4. Well, his uncritical devotion to Trump, and cruel glee in Joe Biden's cancer diagnosis, is pretty convincing
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evidence that he is mentally ill. Healthy, well-adjusted people do not exhibit these rather unsettling symptoms.

In the real world, https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/trump-melania-biden-cancer-diagnosis-truth-social-b2753533.html :

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President Donald Trump has said he’s “saddened” after his predecessor and rival Joe Biden was diagnosed with prostate cancer.

“Melania and I are saddened to hear about Joe Biden’s recent medical diagnosis. We extend our warmest and best wishes to Jill and the family, and we wish Joe a fast and successful recovery,” Trump said on Truth Social.

DUmmies lie all the time. All the time, DUmmies lie.
Title: Re: Conversation with crazy MAGAT neighbor
Post by: BannedFromDU on May 19, 2025, 03:16:31 PM

(https://i.ibb.co/WNqrdZmD/227-girl-please.gif)
Title: Re: Conversation with crazy MAGAT neighbor
Post by: FlippyDoo on May 19, 2025, 03:35:21 PM
Any under/over yet on how long before Hunter starts hitting on Dr. Jill after Brandon is burning in Hell?  :popcorn:

I told my wife this morning that I figured that he already was.

As to the initial DU fabrication...
Isn't it funny how they can not see dementia in a guy who shuffles, stumbles, falls up stairs, forgets names, forgets locations, mumbles, makes up words, gets lost, shakes hands with ghosts and is only able to "function" for about 4 hours per day, but they can suddenly see it in a guy that seems to be working (and accomplishing things) almost 20 hours out of each day?

For any lurking DUmmies, THAT is one of the many reasons that most of the country laughs at you and sees you as completely idiotic automatons whose only goal in life is to follow the instructions of your DemonRat overlords.
Title: Re: Conversation with crazy MAGAT neighbor
Post by: BannedFromDU on May 19, 2025, 04:22:05 PM

For any lurking DUmmies, THAT is one of the many reasons that most of the country laughs at you and sees you as completely idiotic automatons whose only goal in life is to follow the instructions of your DemonRat overlords.



     The cognitive dissonance and the willingness to accept it as the framework for thinking will be an interesting separator of the democrat party as soon as the midterms. If you look at what Chris Murphy already said, there will almost certainly be a strategy whereby they admit that Joe had scrambled eggs for brains and they all lied about it. On the other hand, there will be diehards who swear that Joe was totally on top of the world, and they'll scratch the eyes out of anyone who dares to challenge them.

     I mean, the whole world minus a few democrats knows the guy was not there at all the whole time. This is more about which dems decide to finally publicly face reality. The cancer thing is just a way to buy more time by adding some moral suasion to the critique.
Title: Re: Conversation with crazy MAGAT neighbor
Post by: Airwolf on May 19, 2025, 05:42:31 PM
Some DUmmy needs to seek medical help for that disorder that have. No normal people talk likethat.
Title: Re: Conversation with crazy MAGAT neighbor
Post by: CollectivismMustDie on May 19, 2025, 07:53:23 PM
Any under/over yet on how long before Hunter starts hitting on Dr. Jill after Brandon is burning in Hell?  :popcorn:

I doubt he has waited.
Title: Re: Conversation with crazy MAGAT neighbor
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on May 20, 2025, 06:28:00 AM
Never mind the cancer screening. We need a burn clinic!


(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GrUGct8XYAAFsKD?format=jpg&name=small)
Title: Re: Conversation with crazy MAGAT neighbor
Post by: Texacon on May 20, 2025, 07:44:19 AM
Never mind the cancer screening. We need a burn clinic!


(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GrUGct8XYAAFsKD?format=jpg&name=small)


 :lmao:

KC
Title: Re: Conversation with crazy MAGAT neighbor
Post by: 67 Rover on May 20, 2025, 08:31:01 AM

 :lmao:

KC

OOOOF.   :o  That was certainly a kick in Sarah's balls.
Title: Re: Conversation with crazy MAGAT neighbor
Post by: SVPete on May 20, 2025, 08:57:15 AM
Sarah McBride identifies as trans? :o
Title: Re: Conversation with crazy MAGAT neighbor
Post by: enslaved1 on May 20, 2025, 10:31:11 AM
Sarah McBride identifies as trans? :o

Forgot about that unholy cluster, looking up to see if the tweet was accurate, got reminded that it caused a stink about getting misgendered and calls for people in Congress using the right bathroom, then noticed that it got married to another it, right before the "husband" it died of cancer. Yes, a dude claiming to be a chick married a chick claiming to be a dude, before the chick died of oral cancer.  The dude pretending to be a chick went on to be elected to Congress, and the chick pretending to be a dude was honored by President Obama. 

If there are future historians, they are not going to look back at this era in a very good light. 
Title: Re: Conversation with crazy MAGAT neighbor
Post by: FlippyDoo on May 20, 2025, 11:35:55 AM
Forgot about that unholy cluster, looking up to see if the tweet was accurate, got reminded that it caused a stink about getting misgendered and calls for people in Congress using the right bathroom, then noticed that it got married to another it, right before the "husband" it died of cancer. Yes, a dude claiming to be a chick married a chick claiming to be a dude, before the chick died of oral cancer.  The dude pretending to be a chick went on to be elected to Congress, and the chick pretending to be a dude was honored by President Obama. 

If there are future historians, they are not going to look back at this era in a very good light.

It sounds like a silly slap-stick comedy movie. Too bad that, unlike their claimed gender, it's real.
Title: Re: Conversation with crazy MAGAT neighbor
Post by: SVPete on May 20, 2025, 11:52:32 AM
It sounds like a silly slap-stick comedy movie. ...

Or a secret evil twin short of a bad soap opera.