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Title: Just got a call from the NRCC on my landline
Post by: CC27 on May 14, 2025, 10:20:40 AM
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kimbutgar (25,037 posts)

Just got a call from the NRCC on my landline

I’ve seen this number before and ignored but decided to answer . A lady with a southern voice said she was from the Republican Party and is calling on behalf of Speaker Johnson. I said immediately, “ Sorry I don’t vote for the Nazi party “ I hung up and it felt so good!

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marble falls (65,279 posts)
1. We get them, too. I enjoy them for the entertainment value. All because my wife was the treasurer ...

.. for the Burnet County Republican Women over twenty years ago. My wife votes 100% Democratic.

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rurallib (63,707 posts)
6. your demographic may fit one of their target audiences

age, neighborhood, well that is all I can think of.
We used to live in a small farm community that at one time was almost solidly Republican. Boy, would they ever get a surprise with me.

One woman from Louisiana ended the call saying to me "Boy wait until my husband gets home. He's been lying to me for a long time."

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FuzzyRabbit (2,146 posts)
5. Many years ago, on th morning of voting day,

I got a telephone call. The female caller said she was from the republican party, and they were offering me a ride to my polling place. So I asked her "did you say you were a republican?" She replied "yes". So then I said "Good for you. Admitting your problem is the first step on the road to recovery."

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https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220313515

DUmmies are eating up this stupid crap that never happened
Title: Re: Just got a call from the NRCC on my landline
Post by: ADsOutburst on May 14, 2025, 10:59:01 AM
The caller probably appreciates not having to waste their time.
Title: Re: Just got a call from the NRCC on my landline
Post by: SVPete on May 14, 2025, 11:16:03 AM
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kimbutgar (25,037 posts)

Just got a call from the NRCC on my landline

I’ve seen this number before and ignored but decided to answer . A lady with a southern voice said she was from the Republican Party and is calling on behalf of Speaker Johnson. I said immediately, “ Sorry I don’t vote for the Nazi party “ I hung up and it felt so good!

And the lady on the phone had to see her ophthalmologist because of the eye muscle strain from rolling her eyes. If this virtue-signaling :bouncy: actually happened.
Title: Re: Just got a call from the NRCC on my landline
Post by: jukin on May 14, 2025, 01:57:02 PM
Just got a call from the NRCC on my landline.

This isn't a lie by the DUmbass DUchebag, it's three lies by the DUmbass DUchebag.
Title: Re: Just got a call from the NRCC on my landline
Post by: SVPete on May 14, 2025, 02:04:32 PM
OK, which one of you gave Kimberly's phone number to the NRCC for fun? :-) Did you also give her address to the Watchtower and to Elders Smith and Jones so they could pay her visits? :-)
Title: Re: Just got a call from the NRCC on my landline
Post by: DefiantSix on May 14, 2025, 02:07:22 PM
OK, which one of you gave Kimberly's phone number to the NRCC for fun? :-) Did you also give her address to the Watchtower and to Elders Smith and Jones so they could pay her visits? :-)

Damn it. You caught me.  :-)
Title: Re: Just got a call from the NRCC on my landline
Post by: 67 Rover on May 14, 2025, 03:22:01 PM
OK, which one of you gave Kimberly's phone number to the NRCC for fun? :-) Did you also give her address to the Watchtower and to Elders Smith and Jones so they could pay her visits? :-)

Columbia House and AOL CD's are on the way! :rotf:
Title: Re: Just got a call from the NRCC on my landline
Post by: FlippyDoo on May 14, 2025, 03:49:29 PM
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kimbutgar (25,037 posts)

Just got a call from the NRCC on my landline

I’ve seen this number before and ignored but decided to answer . A lady with a southern voice said she was from the Republican Party and is calling on behalf of Speaker Johnson. I said immediately, “ Sorry I don’t vote for the Nazi party “ I hung up and it felt so good!

This may be the one that Mrs. Inez was telling us about.

My wife and I are friends with an older lady named Mrs. Inez. Yes, she is indeed southern, but she doesn’t really work for the NRCC. I’m not going to say which company that she works for because I don’t want her to get fired. She told my wife and I that in their office they have a bulletin board with a list of lunatic liberal names along with their phone numbers. I didn’t ask how they got the names and numbers. Anyway, any time anyone in the office is having a tough day or needs a good laugh, they’ll call up one of the numbers and pretend like they’re with the GOP. She says that it drives the loons even crazier.

Occasionally, they’ll get one that is going to convert them and spouts some BS MSM talking points, but as soon as they are presented with actual facts the loons start ranting and stuttering and screaming "NAZI" and slamming the phone down. She says that you can sense the hatred and smoke coming from the phone line. So, DUmmie kimbuttgargler, if that was you that Mrs. Inez told me about, I’d like to thank you for giving her a good belly laugh.

Title: Re: Just got a call from the NRCC on my landline
Post by: Airwolf on May 14, 2025, 04:46:07 PM
OK, which one of you gave Kimberly's phone number to the NRCC for fun? :-) Did you also give her address to the Watchtower and to Elders Smith and Jones so they could pay her visits? :-)

Never underestimate the will of the VWRC.