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Title: Today I substituted for a kindergarten class
Post by: CC27 on May 09, 2025, 10:58:21 AM
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kimbutgar (25,011 posts)

Today I substituted for a kindergarten class

And I had yard duty while monitoring the snack break before recess this little girl said to me Kamala should have been president and things would have been better. . I was surprised but silent, then this girl went on and asked the other kids if they liked the orange felon. They all said they wanted Kamala as president, I was a little taken back and did not express my political preferences. But was shocked that they brought it up. Then I heard from another Kindergarten teacher that one of her students who is named Elon hates his name and is depressed ! The teacher said that maybe they could start using his middle name instead of Elon during a parent teacher conference. I have subbed in that class numerous times and while doing attendance he looked down and was upset.

Shockingly these 6 year old must listen to their parents talking at home against the orange Hitler and Elon and inside I was laughing. I remembered the day after the orange Hitler was elected 2016 subbing a third grade class and the kids were crying and I had trouble doing the lesson plan because all they wanted to talk about was how they were scared for family memebers who were Asian and Hispanic and not naturalized citizens. I told the teacher the next time I saw them what happened and the teacher admitted he was stressed out that day and purposely took the day off!

Little 6 year olds have more sense than magas!

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220303355

Unreal this POS  teaches. Plus this never happened.
Title: Re: Today I substituted for a kindergarten class
Post by: BannedFromDU on May 09, 2025, 11:07:41 AM
Unreal this POS  teaches. Plus this never happened.


     Imagine how insecure you have to be to use children to make up political bullshit.

     We should find out where Kim Buttburger lives and contact the local school district to let them know a child predator is in the classroom.
Title: Re: Today I substituted for a kindergarten class
Post by: CollectivismMustDie on May 09, 2025, 11:16:36 AM
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Title: Re: Today I substituted for a kindergarten class
Post by: RonE on May 09, 2025, 11:50:34 AM
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little girl said to me Kamala should have been president and things would have been better. . I was surprised but silent, then this girl went on and asked the other kids if they liked the orange felon. They all said they wanted Kamala as president,

Obviously bullshit


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I remembered the day after the orange Hitler was elected 2016 subbing a third grade class and the kids were crying and I had trouble doing the lesson plan because all they wanted to talk about was how they were scared for family memebers who were Asian and Hispanic and not naturalized citizens.




And,  double bullshit.
Title: Re: Today I substituted for a kindergarten class
Post by: SVPete on May 09, 2025, 11:59:52 AM
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 :hi5: and QFT
Title: Re: Today I substituted for a kindergarten class
Post by: Texacon on May 09, 2025, 12:23:07 PM
I have second hand embarrassment from reading that.

KC
Title: Re: Today I substituted for a kindergarten class
Post by: enslaved1 on May 09, 2025, 12:41:42 PM
Large portions of my middle schoolers are clueless about anything remotely political.  I don't believe for a second a bunch of kindergartners all randomly expressed preference for Kamala.

The story about the kid named Elon is slightly more believable, because kids will pick up anything to pick on each other, and Musk's name is all over lots of stuff, not just politics.  I can also see moonbat parents freaking out about their child's classmate sharing names with someone they have been told to hate, and instigating that harassment. 
Title: Re: Today I substituted for a kindergarten class
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on May 09, 2025, 01:17:01 PM
I was teaching a special needs pre-school class when one of the kids came up to me and asked if tariffs alone would be sufficient for reinvigorating the US manufacturing sector or if we needed comprehensive immigration reform and a strong regime of deregulation to reduce the cost burden on producers and make factory wages more attractive for the America working class.

I was blown away but then the entire class stood up and applauded.
Title: Re: Today I substituted for a kindergarten class
Post by: Carl on May 09, 2025, 01:22:34 PM
These creatures are just ****ed up.
Title: Re: Today I substituted for a kindergarten class
Post by: SVPete on May 09, 2025, 01:24:50 PM
I was teaching a special needs pre-school class when one of the kids came up to me and asked if tariffs alone would be sufficient for reinvigorating the US manufacturing sector or if we needed comprehensive immigration reform and a strong regime of deregulation to reduce the cost burden on producers and make factory wages more attractive for the America working class.

I was blown away but then the entire class stood up and applauded.

Including aides popping out of the fake ficus?
Title: Re: Today I substituted for a kindergarten class
Post by: CC27 on May 09, 2025, 01:26:07 PM
I was teaching a special needs pre-school class when one of the kids came up to me and asked if tariffs alone would be sufficient for reinvigorating the US manufacturing sector or if we needed comprehensive immigration reform and a strong regime of deregulation to reduce the cost burden on producers and make factory wages more attractive for the America working class.

I was blown away but then the entire class stood up and applauded.

Did a cop jump out of the closet?
Title: Re: Today I substituted for a kindergarten class
Post by: Old n Grumpy on May 09, 2025, 01:58:21 PM
They will do anything to justify their hatred of Trump, and even though they got trounced in the election they just can’t admit it and face up to the facts that they’re a bunch of losers :loser: :loser: :loser:
Title: Re: Today I substituted for a kindergarten class
Post by: BannedFromDU on May 09, 2025, 02:10:16 PM
They will do anything to justify their hatred of Trump, and even though they got trounced in the election they just can’t admit it and face up to the facts that they’re a bunch of losers :loser: :loser: :loser:


     I mean, why NOT say all of those kids were for Kamala? KimButtbumper probably submitted mail-in ballots for them anyway.
Title: Re: Today I substituted for a kindergarten class
Post by: FlippyDoo on May 09, 2025, 05:01:17 PM
After reading this fabricate steaming pile of BS, I was going to fabricate my own far-fetched made-up story. While I was thinking about what to say, I was surprised to hear a tapping on my window. My computer desk is next to the window. I looked over and saw a squirrel sitting on the window ledge. It kind of surprised me, but then he motioned for me to open the window which surprised me even more. Despite my surprised, I opened the window, and the squirrel said, “that dizzy bitch is lying!”

Apparently, he had been sitting on the window ledge reading the screen along with me. I told him that I know that she is lying because that is what her and her ilk do but that I was curious as to how HE knows that she’s lying. I guess I should have asked how he was able to talk, but maybe I was still too surprised for it to dawn on me that I was talking to a squirrel. Anyway, he explained that he and all of the “cute” animals pay very close attention to children because they are more apt to lose food or freely give food to the animals.

Before I could reply, he made a loud sound and the next thing I knew there were all kinds of animals ganged up around the window. Birds, other squirrels, raccoons, opossums, all sorts of animals. When they all settled down, the original squirrel asked the animal menagerie if children liked or disliked Trump. The entire bunch was emphatic about how much every single child that they’ve encountered liked Trump. Before I could thank them and talk to them any longer a darn game warden jumped out of the bushes and scared them all away.
Title: Re: Today I substituted for a kindergarten class
Post by: DUmpDiver on May 09, 2025, 08:46:28 PM
Now we know who is left watching MSNBC, six year olds.
Title: Re: Today I substituted for a kindergarten class
Post by: Movie buff- The Sequel on May 09, 2025, 08:51:50 PM
What a crock.
Kids that age barely know who their teachers are, let alone who's president.
Title: Re: Today I substituted for a kindergarten class
Post by: zeitgeist on May 11, 2025, 10:51:46 AM
Substituted for a kindergarten class:  1. Ate white paste. 2. Slopped finger painted on desk.  3.  Ate graham cracker, drank small non fat milk.  4. Fell asleep during story time. 5.  Made number 2 in pants. 6. Pulled Terry's pony tail.  6. Cried when principal paddled me for pulling Terry's pony tail. 7. Threatend to call daddy to sue mean principal.  :-)
Title: Re: Today I substituted for a kindergarten class
Post by: BannedFromDU on May 11, 2025, 11:28:12 AM
Substituted for a kindergarten class:  1. Ate white paste. 2. Slopped finger painted on desk.  3.  Ate graham cracker, drank small non fat milk.  4. Fell asleep during story time. 5.  Made number 2 in pants. 6. Pulled Terry's pony tail.  6. Cried when principal paddled me for pulling Terry's pony tail. 7. Threatend to call daddy to sue mean principal.  :-)


     Having Biden in your class must have been weird.