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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: BannedFromDU on May 08, 2025, 03:17:35 PM
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OMG - Stuck it to a Trumper in the wild
I've been looking at used vehicles and found one at my local dealership. I called to schedule a test drive and spoke with a salesman named Allen. So I entered the dealership and asked for him. Well there was Allen with a big ol'e Trump hat on.
So I promptly told the man introducing us that I would not do business with Allen, He asked why and I said I would not do business with anyone wearing that hat and turned to walk out.
Then I heard a voice saying "I'll help you". I turned and saw a nice young black woman and said told the man, she is my salesman.
Needless to say she was delightful and professional. I almost don't want to do business with the dealership but I do want the vehicle and I'm glad she will get the commission.
I'm wondering what Allen thought.
I am not sure what's more laughable: this story, or the fact that the DUmmies are eating it up. (https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220301912)
So we're supposed to believe that a dealership as backward and MAGAt as this one nevertheless has a young black woman salesperson.
Not only would no car salesman anywhere, anytime have a political piece of clothing on, but I would place the number of dealerships with young black salespeople at about 2. Maybe 3.
And what is this, number 1,000,001 of DUmmy bouncies with no photographic or video proof? What dealership, DUmbass? I'm in the market for a used car. Help me out: where is this MAGAt dealership with black female sales staff?
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I wonder if she told him not only was she black she was gay transgender :lmao: :lmao: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :loser:
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Not only would no car salesman anywhere, anytime have a political piece of clothing on
and if one were DUmb enough to do it, the sales manager would immediately send them home.
DUmmies appear to be unable to convert their fantasies into a believable story.
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and if one were DUmb enough to do it, the sales manager would immediately send them.
DUmmies appear to be unable to convert their fantasies into a believable story.
"I don't want to do business with this dealership." "I'm glad she'll get the commission."
Make it make sense.
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"I don't want to do business with this dealership." "I'm glad she'll get the commission."
Make it make sense.
I've never been good with triangular rubics puzzles
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So we're supposed to believe that a dealership as backward and MAGAt as this one nevertheless has a young black woman salesperson2..
Not only would no car salesman anywhere, anytime have a political piece of clothing on1., but I would place the number of dealerships with young black salespeople at about 2. Maybe 3.3.
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1. There is pretty much no way in Hades a business with public-accessible areas is going to allow political or other activism clothing items, especially for public0facing employees.
2. But ... but ... but what about DUmmies' MAGAts-are-racists narrative?
3. This would vary with regional demographics and with people's choices. We've dealt with black and Indian and east-Asian sales people fairly often here in Silicon Valley.
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and if one were DUmb enough to do it, the sales manager would immediately send them home.
DUmmies appear to be unable to convert their fantasies into a believable story.
They would have to spend time in the real world, interacting with real people to have any foundation to build believable stories on.
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BFDU, bro I hate to call you wrong on this one, but … I’m Allen! Shaneekwa’renay is my co worker. She and I have an amazing deal worked out and we share commissions. :rofl:
True story! We have no idea who’s coming through the door. Most don’t care what we wear. But those who do, WOW! They REALLY CARE!! She pulls in the blue (whales mostly) and I pull in the Red (fish).
Oh man, we’ve been working this for almost a decade and we make bank!
I have a harder time with commissions on the reds because most of them know vehicles so I make less, but she KILLS it in the blues so we make a killing.
Sweet deal!
KC
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BFDU, bro I hate to call you wrong on this one, but … I’m Allen! Shaneekwa’renay is my co worker. She and I have an amazing deal worked out and we share commissions. :rofl:
True story! We have no idea who’s coming through the door. Most don’t care what we wear. But those who do, WOW! They REALLY CARE!! She pulls in the blue (whales mostly) and I pull in the Red (fish).
Oh man, we’ve been working this for almost a decade and we make bank!
I have a harder time with commissions on the reds because most of them know vehicles so I make less, but she KILLS it in the blues so we make a killing.
Sweet deal!
KC
MFer, I had a sneaking suspicion. I went in to get a Cadillac not long ago and this woman helped me:
(https://www.ebony.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/07/14/martin-lawrence_sheneneh.jpeg)
Didn't know you had a deal with her. Sorry.
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MFer, I had a sneaking suspicion. I went in to get a Cadillac not long ago and this woman helped me:
(https://www.ebony.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/07/14/martin-lawrence_sheneneh.jpeg)
Didn't know you had a deal with her. Sorry.
:rotf:
It’s ok, we split the commissions. She’s also my love in. :popcorn:
KC
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She’s also my love in.
It's all pink on the inside.
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It's all pink on the inside.
Usually. Sometimes she doesn’t bathe.
KC
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Usually. Sometimes she doesn’t bathe.
KC
Good lord man.
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And police jumped out from under the alignment rack.
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And police jumped out from under the alignment rack.
and the horde of other shoppers burst into applause while the guy with the Trump hat went in back and killed himself.
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And then everyone there immediately sold all their stock in Tesla, and bought EVs from other companies.
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I didn’t take the time to read the post, but the title reminded me of something that happened to a friend of mine named Alan who works at a car lot. Alan said that some rude, self-important a-hole had called wanting to test drive a car. Upon arriving at the car lot, the a-hole took one look at Alan and refused to deal with him. The idiot happened to see Francine, one of Alan’s co-workers, and said, “I’ll only deal with her”. Francine shrugged her shoulders and set about trying to help the idiot. After the a-hole had left, Francine looked at Alan and said, “Alan, the next time one of the idiots that you’ve dealt with on the phone comes in here, you’re going to have to deal with it. I don't know if it is because I'm black, but that idiot kept bragging about supporting 'under-privileged' people of color. That thing was rude, egotistical, idiotic, and smelled like a mixture of piss, weed, Cheetos, and patchouli oil. Oh, and give me back my Trump hat!”
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I'm not buying TBA's over-used beater-bigotry. :rimshot:
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+/- WFH, pretty much every job has an expected "dress code", whether detailed or common sense. It might be some uniform (e.g. retail). It might be PPE for safety. It might be common sense. Car dealerships are likely common sense, as in don't wear something that will drive away customers, +/- a company logo button-up shirt. That's why the premise of TBA's :bouncy: is absurd on its face.
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I think the DUmmy is trying to make a metaphor (and we know how poor they are at doing analogies, metaphors and any type of humor). So, let me see if I can figure out what they actually mean:
OMG - Stuck it to a Trumper in the wild myself this last election
I've been looking at used vehicles Presidents and found one at my local dealership in the White House. I called to schedule a test drive debate and spoke with a salesman named Allen Joe. So I entered the dealership and asked for him. Well there was Allen Joe with a big ol'e Trump hat on confused and disorientated look on his face.
So I promptly told the man introducing us that I would not do business with Allen Joe, He asked why and I said I would not do business with anyone wearing that hat showing such significant cognitive issues and turned to walk out.
Then I heard a voice saying "I'll help you". I turned and saw a nice young slightly more coherent black woman and said told the man, she is my salesman choice for President.
Needless to say she was delightful and professional lost. I almost don't want to do business with the dealership Democratic Party anymore but I do want the vehicle White House and I'm glad she will get the commission money she skimmed during the campaign.
I'm wondering what Allen Joe thought.
I think that's what they were shooting for.