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Title: The struggle for sleep cuddles.My golden retriever boy is in bed snuggles defici
Post by: Texacon on May 08, 2025, 06:44:57 AM
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Oh man, someone has been reading too many erotic novels. 


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The struggle for sleep cuddles.My golden retriever boy is in bed snuggles deficit.
I find humor yet once again I’m reminded in how fortunate we are to have our pups.
Reason for the downturn in bed cuddles is shoulder surgery i have been sleeping in recliner. Went to sleep around 22:00 and around 02:45 Dunc was climbing into recliner from the foot rest skin of squeak lamb hanging out of his mouth. As to say father we sleep together why are you sleeping in the chair.
I said to Dunc hold on my furry boy and i got up and moved to the couch.
And he stretched out next to me his head on my lap giving off moans of satisfaction.
Dogs love us more than they love themselves so pure and sweet such innocence.


That whole thing just gives me the creeps.

KC
Title: Re: The struggle for sleep cuddles.My golden retriever boy is in bed snuggles defici
Post by: CC27 on May 08, 2025, 07:22:51 AM
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Oh man, someone has been reading too many erotic novels. 



That whole thing just gives me the creeps.

KC



Moans of satisfaction? WTF
Title: Re: The struggle for sleep cuddles.My golden retriever boy is in bed snuggles defici
Post by: Old n Grumpy on May 08, 2025, 07:45:30 AM
He needs to see a mental health professional  :thatsright: :mental:
Title: Re: The struggle for sleep cuddles.My golden retriever boy is in bed snuggles defici
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on May 08, 2025, 07:52:14 AM
Sounds as if he needs to hook up with Cal Piggy.
Title: Re: The struggle for sleep cuddles.My golden retriever boy is in bed snuggles defici
Post by: Texacon on May 08, 2025, 08:01:45 AM
Moans of satisfaction? WTF


Kind of makes you wonder which one of them was doing the moaning.

KC
Title: Re: The struggle for sleep cuddles.My golden retriever boy is in bed snuggles defici
Post by: DefiantSix on May 08, 2025, 08:07:42 AM
He needs to see a mental health professional  :thatsright: :mental:

Fortunately, he only needs to ask his mental health professional if suicide is right for him...
(https://i.imgflip.com/732n41.jpg)
Title: Re: The struggle for sleep cuddles.My golden retriever boy is in bed snuggles defici
Post by: CC27 on May 08, 2025, 08:07:49 AM

Kind of makes you wonder which one of them was doing the moaning.

KC

I don't feel good now
Title: Re: The struggle for sleep cuddles.My golden retriever boy is in bed snuggles defici
Post by: Tess Anderson on May 08, 2025, 09:10:57 AM
TEB really is creepy:

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State of Pennsylvania records show Todd Bathavic held one job in 2021. The record lists a job of Transportation Equipment Operator and a pay of $1,999.

 ::)

he manages to kill off everything, think they die just to get away from the old drunk
Title: Re: The struggle for sleep cuddles.My golden retriever boy is in bed snuggles defici
Post by: SVPete on May 08, 2025, 09:19:09 AM
TEB is not handling the decease of his wife (and Boog?) very well, and, :bolt:  :bolt:  :bolt: , ewwwwwwww ...
Title: Re: The struggle for sleep cuddles.My golden retriever boy is in bed snuggles defici
Post by: Texacon on May 08, 2025, 02:58:41 PM
TEB really is creepy:

 ::)

he manages to kill off everything, think they die just to get away from the old drunk


Is he living off life insurance or something?

He was saying he was driving long haul just a few months ago.

KC
Title: Re: The struggle for sleep cuddles.My golden retriever boy is in bed snuggles defici
Post by: FunkyZero on May 08, 2025, 03:28:31 PM


That whole thing just gives me the creeps.

KC

This guy never has been right. One of the first posts I recall of him was his tale of Thanksgiving dinner and he thought it was cute that ol BOOG took a steaming shit on the floor right under the dining table.
Title: Re: The struggle for sleep cuddles.My golden retriever boy is in bed snuggles defici
Post by: Old n Grumpy on May 08, 2025, 03:28:39 PM
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  The record lists a job of Transportation Equipment Operator

Isn’t that kind of like a truck driver? :-)

I wonder what happened to teeb the chocolate lab did he run away from home?
Title: Re: The struggle for sleep cuddles.My golden retriever boy is in bed snuggles defici
Post by: FunkyZero on May 08, 2025, 03:30:49 PM
Isn’t that kind of like a truck driver? :-)

I wonder what happened to teeb the chocolate lab did he run away from home?

Was it Teb? I thought it was Boog.  I have trouble keeping track of the lunatic rantings sometimes
Title: Re: The struggle for sleep cuddles.My golden retriever boy is in bed snuggles defici
Post by: BannedFromDU on May 08, 2025, 03:32:30 PM
This guy never has been right. One of the first posts I recall of him was his tale of Thanksgiving dinner and he thought it was cute that ol BOOG took a steaming shit on the floor right under the dining table.

     He's drilling his dog, isn't he?
Title: Re: The struggle for sleep cuddles.My golden retriever boy is in bed snuggles defici
Post by: DefiantSix on May 08, 2025, 03:32:35 PM
...I wonder what happened to teeb the chocolate lab did he run away from home?

Wouldn't you if you had 10x the basic intellect and 1,000x the charm and personality of the DUmp'Rat you were living with? Especially if the DUmp'Rat is putting peanut butter in places that haven't seen a washcloth in days and expecting you to eat it? :puke:
Title: Re: The struggle for sleep cuddles.My golden retriever boy is in bed snuggles defici
Post by: Texacon on May 08, 2025, 04:11:36 PM
     He's drilling his dog, isn't he?


 :rotf:

KC
Title: Re: The struggle for sleep cuddles.My golden retriever boy is in bed snuggles defici
Post by: SVPete on May 08, 2025, 04:32:30 PM
The phrase I remember from TEB's posts was, "Boog the chocolate Lab". Which does mean Boog was/is probably much smarter than TEB. Sadly, those TEB posts are probably from 5 or 10 years ago, and Labs and Goldens tend to start having health problems around 8 or 10 YO. So Boog has probably left this life.
Title: Re: The struggle for sleep cuddles.My golden retriever boy is in bed snuggles defici
Post by: Tess Anderson on May 08, 2025, 06:45:33 PM
Isn’t that kind of like a truck driver? :-)

I wonder what happened to teeb the chocolate lab did he run away from home?

he was a truck driver, but he has a bad drinking problem. He's been taking some medicine to combat alcholoism, but he's too far gone.

Duncanpup was TEB and Boog the Chocolate Lab died a few years ago. Dunc the Golden Retriever is his current dog. This is Todd, the name is all over the PA court records:

(https://scontent-hou1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/454420155_122099811782467135_5043522031675092531_n.jpg?stp=c0.168.1539.1539a_dst-jpg_s600x600_tt6&_nc_cat=100&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=6ee11a&_nc_ohc=yTwrGFKcwGgQ7kNvwH5Cf2_&_nc_oc=AdlE0Jz6jMiBWhIs_TFFfeYNXFU3bhL6kgsSeGMvI7G6KEh_ZaNrCe4XcEfmwlUSSWA&_nc_zt=23&_nc_ht=scontent-hou1-1.xx&_nc_gid=chpdgNsv9Hl3ajhqTo-uwQ&oh=00_AfLnQIsGo3raENCkG2ubtpu3kB5AWTK-NRtadg_-XJUmNA&oe=682318A4)

 ::)
 :mental:
 :rotf:
Title: Re: The struggle for sleep cuddles.My golden retriever boy is in bed snuggles defici
Post by: BannedFromDU on May 08, 2025, 06:46:34 PM
This is Todd, the name is all over the PA court records:


     For railing dogs, I bet.
Title: Re: The struggle for sleep cuddles.My golden retriever boy is in bed snuggles defici
Post by: SVPete on May 08, 2025, 06:55:36 PM
Head-neck-shoulder merger well advanced ... possibly an ovoid life-form.
Title: Re: The struggle for sleep cuddles.My golden retriever boy is in bed snuggles defici
Post by: BannedFromDU on May 08, 2025, 07:03:47 PM
Head-neck-shoulder merger well advanced


 :lol: :rotf:
Title: Re: The struggle for sleep cuddles.My golden retriever boy is in bed snuggles defici
Post by: Texacon on May 08, 2025, 07:07:40 PM
he was a truck driver, but he has a bad drinking problem. He's been taking some medicine to combat alcholoism, but he's too far gone.

Duncanpup was TEB and Boog the Chocolate Lab died a few years ago. Dunc the Golden Retriever is his current dog. This is Todd, the name is all over the PA court records:

(https://scontent-hou1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/454420155_122099811782467135_5043522031675092531_n.jpg?stp=c0.168.1539.1539a_dst-jpg_s600x600_tt6&_nc_cat=100&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=6ee11a&_nc_ohc=yTwrGFKcwGgQ7kNvwH5Cf2_&_nc_oc=AdlE0Jz6jMiBWhIs_TFFfeYNXFU3bhL6kgsSeGMvI7G6KEh_ZaNrCe4XcEfmwlUSSWA&_nc_zt=23&_nc_ht=scontent-hou1-1.xx&_nc_gid=chpdgNsv9Hl3ajhqTo-uwQ&oh=00_AfLnQIsGo3raENCkG2ubtpu3kB5AWTK-NRtadg_-XJUmNA&oe=682318A4)

 ::)
 :mental:
 :rotf:


I’ll bet he talks like he types. Just look at him.

KC