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Title: DUmmy Husb2Sparkly - A Goldwater Man?
Post by: GOBUCKS on September 14, 2008, 05:37:45 PM
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Husb2Sparkly  (1000+ posts)       Sun Sep-14-08 06:21 PM
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Sunday afternoon musings - I'm scaring the shit out of myself.
What if McPalin wins?

The Bush years will seem like the good old days.

McCain is an old man who is, I suspect, too tired to actually govern. He no longer stands for anything apart from simply winning. In another time and another place, I am reasonably sure he had actual principles. He had a personal set of fundamental beliefs. But not any more. Now it is ..... just ..... about ...... winning.

And then he'll retire. While in office. Sure, he'll stay on as the titular head of government, but he won't be governing. A bunch of unelected people will be running things.

Do you recall his calling the political religiosos 'agents of intolerance'? That was pretty cool. Now, sadly, he has thrown that principled stand aside and given those same agents' kids the keys to the front door. He named one of their own - a real religious nut job - as his heir and successor.

That's pretty damned frighting. As bad as Bush is/was, a McCain presidency will be worse. Every right wing vermin will be scurrying from the darkness to the light. And standing tall, proud, and in your liberal face, daring you to try something in that certitudinous way that only repubicans and religious nutf**kers can muster.

The Supremes will be the first to go down. I would not be one bit surprised to see Falwell's kid get a seat. Or Palin's pastor from The North BumF**k Pentecostal Church and Snake Farm.

John McCain is a walking study in ennui. He really doesn't give a shit. If he did, he would not have Rove and Schmidt behind him, just based on what they did to him and his kid in 2000. But no. He has them because winning is more important than being a man. He has the religious nutters' sweetheart, Puckhead - and all the baggage ***that** coughs up - as his new BFF. Because winning to him, is more important than principle.

McCain likes to say how much he reveres Barry Goldwater.

Barry Goldwater lived and died a man of principle. I admired Barry Goldwater.

John McCain is not fit to drive that ham radio laden Firebird Barry used to drive.

John McCain's not fit to any longer invoke his name.

John McCain's not even a real man.
But if he wins ....... these will have been ........ the last best days.
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Since being banished to the basement catbox by the masculine and domineering DUmmy Sparkly, DUmmy Husb2Sparkly has become progressively bitter and deranged. He now has a fantasy of having been a Goldwaterite. His vision of Supreme Court seats for Jerry Falwell's heir and President Palin's pastor is pleasant to consider, but not too realistic. The idea of DUmmy Husb2Sparkly supporting a patriot like Goldwater is laughable. One can say that while standing tall, proud, and "certitudinously" in his liberal face.
Title: Re: DUmmy Husb2Sparkly - A Goldwater Man?
Post by: Carl on September 14, 2008, 05:49:20 PM
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He no longer stands for anything apart from simply winning. In another time and another place, I am reasonably sure he had actual principles. He had a personal set of fundamental beliefs. But not any more. Now it is ..... just ..... about ...... winning.

Day after day we read posts from the DUmp saying that they have to win at any and all cost.
Bet a search of the emasculated ones posts would show that his bitter rants from the basement often include that thought.

Title: Re: DUmmy Husb2Sparkly - A Goldwater Man?
Post by: Airwolf on September 14, 2008, 07:23:01 PM
Who ever said Hubs2 was ever a man certainly didn't know jack about what it takes to be one. 
Title: Re: DUmmy Husb2Sparkly - A Goldwater Man?
Post by: jukin on September 14, 2008, 07:59:29 PM
I have two friends that are powerless in their marriages too.  They are bitter and angry whenever we get together.  Not at themselves or their wives but at everything and everyone else.  Sad to see then that way.
Title: Re: DUmmy Husb2Sparkly - A Goldwater Man?
Post by: Chris_ on September 14, 2008, 08:05:25 PM
What gets me is these people think these silly rants are somehow profound (see The Boston Drunkard).

They are great to make fun of (what isn't over there?)  but as far as adding actual content to the Universe, they are Internet drek.
Title: Re: DUmmy Husb2Sparkly - A Goldwater Man?
Post by: DixieBelle on September 14, 2008, 08:51:09 PM
The sparkling one needs to add more fiber to the husband's meow mix.
Title: Re: DUmmy Husb2Sparkly - A Goldwater Man?
Post by: PatriotGame on September 14, 2008, 11:11:12 PM
I have two friends that are powerless in their marriages too.  They are bitter and angry whenever we get together.  Not at themselves or their wives but at everything and everyone else.  Sad to see then that way.

Damn! Pity them.
You should make them a drink:

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 :-) :-)
Title: Re: DUmmy Husb2Sparkly - A Goldwater Man?
Post by: USA4ME on September 15, 2008, 07:53:34 AM
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Husb2Sparkly

Sunday afternoon musings - I'm scaring the shit out of myself.

It's good thing that he's banned to the basement to sit on the comode and watch the cat litter box.

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Title: Re: DUmmy Husb2Sparkly - A Goldwater Man?
Post by: franksolich on September 15, 2008, 05:06:47 PM
I have two friends that are powerless in their marriages too.  They are bitter and angry whenever we get together.  Not at themselves or their wives but at everything and everyone else.  Sad to see then that way.

Damn, you're good, sir.