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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: BamaMoose on April 04, 2025, 09:17:44 AM
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William769 (58,231 posts)
Thu Apr 3, 2025, 12:47 AM
My Social Security check has not been posted to my account.
Normally it is there at 12.01am on the 3rd of the month. Anyone else having this problem?
Note that he posted this at 12:47 AM on the 3rd.
William769 (58,231 posts)
2. Mine is Social Security Disability and for the past 20 years
Has always posted on the 3rd of the month.
He's one of the most vocal gays over there and at some time in the past he posted that his "disability" is HIV/AIDS related.
And after a nerve-racking 40ish minutes of worrying over his SSDI check he posts at 1:33 AM:
William769 (58,231 posts)
9. Never mind, it just posted to my account.
Thu Apr 3, 2025, 01:33 AM
I'm sorry this is just cruel & unusual punishment. I will be asking my bank why it posted so late.
Thanks all.
Oh my. The cruelty of getting your social security on the day it's due. Or is the new goalpost that the payments need to be deposited at 12:01AM on the day they are due? Or were Trump and Musk ready to not pay him this month, but one of them saw his thread and decided the bad press of him not getting his check was too much to bear?
Even after finding out that his histrionics were misplaced, he continued making posts about how concerned he was about SS.
https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220201749 (https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220201749)
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William769 (58,231 posts)
9. Never mind, it just posted to my account.
Thu Apr 3, 2025, 01:33 AM
I'm sorry this is just cruel & unusual punishment. I will be asking my bank why it posted so late.
WTF is up with William769 vulture-gazing his bank account at midnight and 1 AM? Does he really still believe the Dems' ludicrous lie that Bogey-Musk stole Social Security $$$$? Despite that lie having been disproven on March 3?
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Has anyone every needed their social security money at 12:03am for something positive?
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Has anyone every needed their social security money at 12:03am for something positive?
Sequined ballgag sale was ending at 12:10am.
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I'm sorry this is just cruel & unusual punishment. I will be asking my bank why it posted so late.
100% Self inflicted cruel and unusual punishment. Your banker will politely pretend your call isn't stupid... If he/she can hold it together until you hang up..
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I'm sorry this is just cruel & unusual punishment. I will be asking my bank why it posted so late.
Going full-Karen over the auto-deposit being posted an hour or hour-and-a-half later than usual? Seriously? The Cave's pantry has too few ::) s.
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100% Self inflicted cruel and unusual punishment. Your banker will politely pretend your call isn't stupid... If he/she can hold it together until you hang up..
"Sir, these posts are 100 percent automated via ACH, and the workflows often depend on other batches that are running concurrently, but more specifically they may post at different times based on sizes of batches, time of month, and so on. What's that? No, there is not a man with a green visor and a hand stamp, depositing checks as he pleases, so I can't tell you if he's a MAGAt. ACH stands for Automating Clearing House. No, it doesn't stand for Aggravated Conspiratorial Hold. The issue could be one of updating the database that populates the screen you're refreshing. That happens sometimes when there is an update or some other process running on the bank's side. No, Elon Musk has nothing to do with that. I know because I'm sure. We have information security protocols pursuant to, among other things, SOC2 and PCI, so it's not possible for an outsider to observe the flow of funds. Because I know it. Because that's how the bank operates, and always has. Sir...if you would just...let me assure you...LISTEN MOTHER****ER, NO ONE GIVES A COUNTRY **** IN HELL ABOUT YOUR PATHETIC SOCIAL SECURITY PAYMENT THAT LANDED RIGHT ON TIME ANYWAY. "
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"Sir, these posts are 100 percent automated via ACH, and the workflows often depend on other batches that are running concurrently, but more specifically they may post at different times based on sizes of batches, time of month, and so on. What's that? No, there is not a man with a green visor and a hand stamp, depositing checks as he pleases, so I can't tell you if he's a MAGAt. ACH stands for Automating Clearing House. No, it doesn't stand for Aggravated Conspiratorial Hold. The issue could be one of updating the database that populates the screen you're refreshing. That happens sometimes when there is an update or some other process running on the bank's side. No, Elon Musk has nothing to do with that. I know because I'm sure. We have information security protocols pursuant to, among other things, SOC2 and PCI, so it's not possible for an outsider to observe the flow of funds. Because I know it. Because that's how the bank operates, and always has. Sir...if you would just...let me assure you...]LISTEN MOTHER****ER, NO ONE GIVES A COUNTRY **** IN HELL ABOUT YOUR PATHETIC SOCIAL SECURITY PAYMENT THAT LANDED RIGHT ON TIME ANYWAY. "
A movie should be written just to incorporate this scene. :cheersmate: :cheersmate: (Bob Newhart would of been perfect for the banker.)
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I can't imagine a life that has no purpose other than: 1) wait for other people's money to be given to you, 2) DU is your primary social circle, 3) getting ****ed in the ass.
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I can't imagine a life that has no purpose other than: 1) wait for other people's money to be given to you, 2) DU is your primary social circle, 3) getting ****ed in the ass.
Well, when DUmp'Rats make bad decisions, they don't take baby steps doing it... :whatever:
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This is the kind of person I hope gets audited. If there’s no real disability, pull the check and go after restitution.
KC