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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: CC27 on March 28, 2025, 01:52:52 PM
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Coventina (28,246 posts)
I made a horrible mistake. I reached out to my MAGA dad.
Big mistake.
Never should have done that.
Next time I'm tempted to do so, I'm going to post here instead.
I swear, it's about as bad as drunk-dialing an ex.
He's now full-blown fascist.
Thinks we should invade Canada and Greenland.
His dad fought in WWII for crying out loud.
https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220182383
I bet Dad was annoyed you called in the first place
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He's now full-blown fascist.
Translation into normal-people English: Dad is still conservative and is still happy he voted for Trump.
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I bet Dad was annoyed you called in the first place
I saw that. It is hard to imagine that someone could make the following mental calculus: "You are my father, and I am your flesh and blood, but you apparently disagree with my belief that a bearded man in a pink tutu should be allowed to sit on a toilet next to an 8-year old girl, so I disown you. Moreover, your apparent attitude about fiscal policy is counter to mine, so I cannot condone your presence in my life. I am your daughter, and our bond is eternal, but you seem to prefer that a brain surgeon be qualified by a seasoned board of medical experts, whereas I am adamant that posterior fossa decompressions be attempted by strong independent black women who don't need no man."
Know what other school of political thought preaches disregard for family over devotion to the state? Take a wild guess.
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I saw that. It is hard to imagine that someone could make the following mental calculus: "You are my father, and I am your flesh and blood, but you apparently disagree with my belief that a bearded man in a pink tutu should be allowed to sit on a toilet next to an 8-year old girl, so I disown you. Moreover, your apparent attitude about fiscal policy is counter to mine, so I cannot condone your presence in my life. I am your daughter, and our bond is eternal, but you seem to prefer that a brain surgeon be qualified by a seasoned board of medical experts, whereas I am adamant that posterior fossa decompressions be attempted by strong independent black women who don't need no man."
Know what other school of political thought preaches disregard for family over devotion to the state? Take a wild guess.
Only the DUmmies
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Only the DUmmies
I need a kidney, and my father is a match, but he does not believe that tampons have a place in a boy's grade school bathroom. I will therefore die.
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I need a kidney, and my father is a match, but he does not believe that tampons have a place in a boy's grade school bathroom. I will therefore die.
:rotf:
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Next time I'm tempted to do so, I'm going to post here instead.
Translation:
'Next time I need something, I'll ask here instead...hey, it works for mvd...'
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And when the phone conversation was over I'm sure dad thought, "I made a terrible mistake. I should have used a condom."
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And when the phone conversation was over I'm sure dad thought, "I made a terrible mistake. I should have used a condom."
There's no way, *no* way, that you came from *my* loins. Soon as I get home, first thing I'm gonna do is punch yo' momma in da mouth!
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Was Coventina "reaching out" for her Dad, the human being, or to her Dad, the controller of his bank account? I know this fam-drama has been going on for quite a while, but the last I remember was DU-threads posted here having to do with holiday-drama. AFAIK, there's no holiday in late March that might be context for this episode of Coventina's fam-drama.
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And I doubt Coventina's dad wants to "invade" Canada and Greenland. That's The View or Huff Post level bullshit. Not any Trump supporter.
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Coventina: Hi dad, I need money because I'm still unemployed and my UE ran out.
Coventina's father: Hi, Coventina how are you feeling?
Coventina: SHUT UP FASCIST!! You don't care about other people and should die. Can I have $1000?
Coventina's Father: No Coventina you are now 47 and should have some stability. I think this is partially my fault for having given you too much and never instilling a work ethic in you.
Coventina: FASCIST, FASCIST, FASCIST! HANG UP.
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Coventina: Hi dad, I need money because I'm still unemployed and my UE ran out.
Coventina's father: Hi, Coventina how are you feeling?
Coventina: SHUT UP FASCIST!! You don't care about other people and should die. Can I have $1000?
Coventina's Father: No Coventina you are now 47 and should have some stability. I think this is partially my fault for having given you too much and never instilling a work ethic in you.
Coventina: FASCIST, FASCIST, FASCIST! HANG UP.
Coventina, one of the few people to have been conceived via anal sex.