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Title: Bouncy from a massage parlor
Post by: DLR Pyro on March 16, 2025, 10:57:04 AM
ran across this on X:

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CB—
@NotaRINO2025
I was at a massage parlor the other day and I overheard two Trump supporters in the lobby whining about how Trump will be cutting their social security and Medicaid. They also mentioned that they were starting to have buyers remorse. I couldn’t really hear everything they were saying because I was trying to concentrate, but let’s just say— they sounded pretty bummed.

Loved this response:
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immy
@JimmyThe2x4
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11h
And then all the whores clapped!
https://x.com/JimmyThe2x4/status/1901131140427379196 (https://x.com/JimmyThe2x4/status/1901131140427379196)

I'm curious what NotaRINO2025's DU name is...
Title: Re: Bouncy from a massage parlor
Post by: Old n Grumpy on March 16, 2025, 11:45:07 AM
He was waiting for the happy ending and couldn’t concentrate on what they were saying. :loser: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

You have to give him a little credit it was different than the grocery store or a truckstop :loser: :rotf:
Title: Re: Bouncy from a massage parlor
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on March 16, 2025, 11:54:57 AM
You don't know he was there for services. He could have been visiting his mom at work.
Title: Re: Bouncy from a massage parlor
Post by: SVPete on March 16, 2025, 01:30:04 PM
That :bouncy: would rate Not Plausible in Any Parallel or Perpendicular Universe on a Plausibility Meter, :rotf: .
Title: Re: Bouncy from a massage parlor
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on March 16, 2025, 03:05:12 PM
Best bouncy in a decade!!!
Title: Re: Bouncy from a massage parlor
Post by: CollectivismMustDie on March 16, 2025, 03:44:18 PM
Quote from: SSG Snuggle Bunny on March 16, 2025, 11:54:57 AM
You don't know he was there for services. He could have been visiting his mom at work.

Or...this primitive could be a 'she' who 'works' there.

Nothing surprises me anymore where DUmmies are concerned.
Title: Re: Bouncy from a massage parlor
Post by: jukin on March 16, 2025, 09:08:41 PM
Quote from: SSG Snuggle Bunny on March 16, 2025, 11:54:57 AM
You don't know he was there for services. He could have been visiting his mom at work.

You don't know that!!

Could have been his sister, wife, or daughter.... and his sister, wife, and daughter could have been the same xhim.
Title: Re: Bouncy from a massage parlor
Post by: DUmpDiver on March 17, 2025, 02:11:08 AM
I am confident that Trump and Elon's massage of the swamp will have a happy ending.