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Title: We are having technical issues (update)
Post by: CC27 on March 07, 2025, 08:36:08 AM
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EarlG (22,752 posts)

We are having technical issues (update)

UPDATE 9:40 PM ET: We’re still having issues when attempting to open the site to all visitors, but it’s looking increasingly like “server weirdness” (that’s the technical explanation) rather than anything nefarious.

The site is currently running smoothly in “members only” mode, so we’re going to leave things as they are overnight and see how things are in the morning. If the issues persist, we’ll need to do further troubleshooting.


ORIGINAL MESSAGE:

We appear to be experiencing unusually high traffic, which is causing the site to slow down and crash

In order to compensate while we investigate the situation, we've temporarily switched to registered members only, which significantly reduces the load on our database. Hopefully this is not a major problem, and we'll have an update for you soon.

https://www.democraticunderground.com/101315713

Technical issues my ass. it was that Newsom thread that locked you down.
Title: Re: We are having technical issues (update)
Post by: 67 Rover on March 07, 2025, 08:56:10 AM
I suspect a visit from the SS and possibly confiscating a few of the servers.  :popcorn:
Title: Re: We are having technical issues (update)
Post by: CC27 on March 07, 2025, 09:00:15 AM
Quote from: 67 Rover on March 07, 2025, 08:56:10 AM
I suspect a visit from the SS and possibly confiscating a few of the servers.  :popcorn:

Now that would be fun
Title: Re: We are having technical issues (update)
Post by: DefiantSix on March 07, 2025, 09:08:14 AM
Quote from: 67 Rover on March 07, 2025, 08:56:10 AM
I suspect a visit from the SS and possibly confiscating a few of the servers.  :popcorn:

An entertaining hypothesis, but wouldn't we have seen some kind of warning from the embedded DUmp Resource Officers - Special Agents Frick and Frack - prior to the eee-bil Trump DoJ seizing servers and crawling up EarlG's arse with a microscope? [/DUmp'Rat_logic]  :-)
Title: Re: We are having technical issues (update)
Post by: SVPete on March 07, 2025, 09:29:42 AM
Paging FunkyZero! Paging FunkyZero! Consulting business opportunity!!! :rotf:
Title: Re: We are having technical issues (update)
Post by: Texacon on March 07, 2025, 09:37:33 AM
Wow!  What have I missed?  Newsom thread you say?  Do we have that?  I just logged in.

KC
Title: Re: We are having technical issues (update)
Post by: SVPete on March 07, 2025, 10:45:20 AM
Quote from: Texacon on March 07, 2025, 09:37:33 AM
Wow!  What have I missed?  Newsom thread you say?  Do we have that?  I just logged in.

KC

https://conservativecave.com/cave/index.php?topic=135943.0
Title: Re: We are having technical issues (update)
Post by: BamaMoose on March 08, 2025, 07:39:38 AM
Quote from: DefiantSix on March 07, 2025, 09:08:14 AM
An entertaining hypothesis, but wouldn't we have seen some kind of warning from the embedded DUmp Resource Officers - Special Agents Frick and Frack - prior to the eee-bil Trump DoJ seizing servers and crawling up EarlG's arse with a microscope? [/DUmp'Rat_logic]  :-)

The way EarlG bends over for the gay and tranny members over there I expect the Hubble Telescope could check his prostate.
Title: Re: We are having technical issues (update)
Post by: Old n Grumpy on March 08, 2025, 08:27:35 AM
Maybe there was an uncontrolled pissing contest where the members were eating each othe alive! :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
Title: Re: We are having technical issues (update)
Post by: zeitgeist on March 08, 2025, 09:43:57 AM
Put me in the group "Bore-a-scopic examination" of threats against _________ fill in the blanks.   :fuelfire:

FBI will be able to say: "He was on our radar".   Agent Mike is a busy guy at the DUmp.  I can only guess what he does in his down time. :couch:
Title: Re: We are having technical issues (update)
Post by: Old n Grumpy on March 08, 2025, 03:54:46 PM
He’s probably faced with an uncontrollable anger, management problem :thatsright: :lmao: :lmao: