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Title: Anyone taking bets that the orange asshole will declare a state of emergency ton
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on March 04, 2025, 07:22:12 AM
https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220098632

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Javaman (63,395 posts)
Tue Mar 4, 2025, 08:07 AM
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Anyone taking bets that the orange asshole will declare a state of emergency tonight?
I’m not watching that piece orange shit, but like usual, he needs to grab the headlines now that everyone is against us.

He knows he ****ed up but can’t admit that he was wrongs so he will double down in his stupidity.

Something really bad is going to happen tonight.


Where do I put my money?


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True Dough (22,045 posts)
1. Most of the speculation that I'm seeing

points to the official withdrawal from NATO. Wouldn't be surprised.


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essaynnc (885 posts)
2. Why tonight?

I'm sure he's planning on it, right before the elections in 2026, but why now? Just curious.


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DemMedic (354 posts)
4. I've told my wife that it will be by the spring

So, maybe.

Maybe he'll show up in an all white military style uniform like Idi Amin.



I'll take all y'all's money.
Title: Re: Anyone taking bets that the orange asshole will declare a state of emergency ton
Post by: DefiantSix on March 04, 2025, 07:31:43 AM
...I'll take all y'all's money.

You assume they're betting money. Odds are, they'd pay their wagers with healing white light, hand pictures and recipes from the cooking and baking forum. :puke:
Title: Re: Anyone taking bets that the orange asshole will declare a state of emergency ton
Post by: 67 Rover on March 04, 2025, 07:56:40 AM
Hmmm. They all seem to have money to bet, I guess it must be the beginning of the month again.
Title: Re: Anyone taking bets that the orange asshole will declare a state of emergency ton
Post by: Old n Grumpy on March 04, 2025, 08:38:42 AM
An emergency for what? Things are going according to plan maybe not your plan but the plan we elected him to do. The only one who’s crapping in his pants with an emergency is old T-shirt Valinsky, who was stupid enough to listen to the Democrats, who have no power and can’t dole out any money.
Title: Re: Anyone taking bets that the orange asshole will declare a state of emergency ton
Post by: DUmpDiver on March 04, 2025, 08:50:18 AM
He's going to declare Marshall Law.

/DUmmiespeak
Title: Re: Anyone taking bets that the orange asshole will declare a state of emergency ton
Post by: DefiantSix on March 04, 2025, 09:21:03 AM
He's going to declare Marshall Law.

/DUmmiespeak

Contrary to the DUmp'Rats' hopes, Donaldus Magnus hasn't purged the worthless looney troons from the military yet. Therefore, Marshall law is unlikely at this time.
Title: Re: Anyone taking bets that the orange asshole will declare a state of emergency ton
Post by: ADsOutburst on March 04, 2025, 09:36:17 AM
I would say DU is about as likely to be right on that prediction as they were about the election, and pretty much everything else.
Title: Re: Anyone taking bets that the orange asshole will declare a state of emergency ton
Post by: SVPete on March 04, 2025, 09:56:03 AM
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Javaman (63,395 posts)
Tue Mar 4, 2025, 08:07 AM
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Anyone taking bets that the orange asshole will declare a state of emergency tonight?
I’m not watching that piece orange shit, but like usual, he needs to grab the headlines now that everyone is against us.

I see DU-grade Progs have not learned to eschew talking-point-grade predictions with short time fuses.
Title: Re: Anyone taking bets that the orange asshole will declare a state of emergency ton
Post by: CollectivismMustDie on March 04, 2025, 11:59:38 AM
I see DU-grade Progs have not learned to eschew talking-point-grade predictions with short time fuses.

To be fair, you could fill siberia with the things they haven't learned, and run out of room.
Title: Re: Anyone taking bets that the orange asshole will declare a state of emergency ton
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on March 04, 2025, 12:29:04 PM
Hmmm. They all seem to have money to bet, I guess it must be the beginning of the month again.

I don't mind taking their food stamp allowance. If they end up starving, so much the better.
Title: Re: Anyone taking bets that the orange asshole will declare a state of emergency ton
Post by: SVPete on March 04, 2025, 12:40:16 PM
Hmmm. They all seem to have money to bet, I guess it must be the beginning of the month again.

Yeah, their, "Musk is stealing our Social Security," narrative failed, courtesy of reality.
Title: Re: Anyone taking bets that the orange asshole will declare a state of emergency ton
Post by: Old n Grumpy on March 04, 2025, 12:57:52 PM
When you read these stupid posts that those people put up, you come to realize that tolerance respect and trying to get along are alien concepts to them.
Title: Re: Anyone taking bets that the orange asshole will declare a state of emergency ton
Post by: Airwolf on March 04, 2025, 02:25:10 PM
Laser guided stupidity is my favorite kind of Stupid. The only problem is they keep missing their targets more then they hit.
Title: Re: Anyone taking bets that the orange asshole will declare a state of emergency ton
Post by: jukin on March 04, 2025, 02:49:50 PM
It really is the sane people versus the severely mentally retarded and mentally ill.
Title: Re: Anyone taking bets that the orange asshole will declare a state of emergency ton
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on March 04, 2025, 03:19:34 PM
I don't mind taking their food stamp allowance. If they end up starving, so much the better.

Based on their picture threads, no DUmmy appears to be starving.
Title: Re: Anyone taking bets that the orange asshole will declare a state of emergency ton
Post by: FlippyDoo on March 04, 2025, 04:09:03 PM
You have to remember that the DUmp is still waiting on their prophesies of W declaring "Marshall Law [sic]" to come true.

I never even expected him to declare martial law, but the immature part of me always that that it would have been entertaining if he would have somehow declared Marshall Matt Dillon.
Title: Re: Anyone taking bets that the orange asshole will declare a state of emergency ton
Post by: RonE on March 05, 2025, 06:48:57 AM
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DemMedic (358 posts)
4. I've told my wife that it will be by the spring

I'm sure she was impressed with your foresight.



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Maybe he'll show up in an all white military style uniform like Idi Amin.

...or not.

Title: Re: Anyone taking bets that the orange asshole will declare a state of emergency ton
Post by: Dark Powers on March 05, 2025, 06:50:33 AM
It must be burning them that the overwhelming majority of Americans loved his speech last night.

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GlQWIQBWEAAV4h0?format=jpg&name=small)

Even CNN polled it at 69% positive with viewers.
Title: Re: Anyone taking bets that the orange asshole will declare a state of emergency ton
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on March 05, 2025, 07:12:08 AM
I'm here to collect.

How much are my winnings?
Title: Re: Anyone taking bets that the orange asshole will declare a state of emergency ton
Post by: enslaved1 on March 05, 2025, 07:44:23 AM
I'm here to collect.

How much are my winnings?

3x the net worth of the DUmp.

So you owe them 15 cents.   :cheersmate:
Title: Re: Anyone taking bets that the orange asshole will declare a state of emergency ton
Post by: SVPete on March 05, 2025, 08:41:56 AM
I didn't watch or listen to the speech, a personal "tradition" since the mid-1980s, but I'm guessing Trump did not wear a military uniform-like costume, and did not declare a state of emergency or marshal law. Who does Javaman think he is? mal? :rotf:  :rimshot:  :tongue:
Title: Re: Anyone taking bets that the orange asshole will declare a state of emergency ton
Post by: FlaGator on March 05, 2025, 09:10:14 AM
What did the Dems validate for us yesterday... that they hate 13-year-old African American children being cured of cancer, and they hate women in sports. Frees them up  to abort more babies and run for office.
Title: Re: Anyone taking bets that the orange asshole will declare a state of emergency ton
Post by: Dark Powers on March 05, 2025, 09:37:49 AM
What did the Dems validate for us yesterday... that they hate 13-year-old African American children being cured of cancer, and they hate women in sports. Frees them up  to abort more babies and run for office.
I about lost it.

Even MSNBC was trashing the Dems behavior last night. On Joy's former program they proclaimed that after last night, the left should give up hope of retaking the House until after 2026.
Title: Re: Anyone taking bets that the orange asshole will declare a state of emergency ton
Post by: SVPete on March 05, 2025, 11:53:32 AM
Were it not for Cave-Dwellers with burnable moles probably having done a mole-bonfire last November, I'd suggest a burnable mole doing a, "What happened with this prediction?" post.
Title: Re: Anyone taking bets that the orange asshole will declare a state of emergency ton
Post by: ADsOutburst on March 05, 2025, 01:19:38 PM
After seeing how well-received Trump's speech was, it's going to be harder for democrats to call Trump "divisive".

State of emergency? Maybe for the Democratic Party.
Title: Re: Anyone taking bets that the orange asshole will declare a state of emergency ton
Post by: Airwolf on March 05, 2025, 01:30:35 PM
You have to remember that the DUmp is still waiting on their prophesies of W declaring "Marshall Law [sic]" to come true.

I never even expected him to declare martial law, but the immature part of me always that that it would have been entertaining if he would have somehow declared Marshall Matt Dillon.

If we all had a dollar for every DUmmy prediction that didn't come true, we all could have retired before the end of 1999.