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Title: This is what I just sent to Elon at hr@opm.gov
Post by: CC27 on February 24, 2025, 07:30:20 AM
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Nanuke (641 posts)

This is what I just sent to Elon at hr@opm.gov

Here are the 5 things I accomplished last week:
1. I volunteered at my local food shelf.
2. I sent Bernie Sanders a check to help with his nationwide rally blitz.
3. I contacted my senator Amy Klobuchar to complain about you.
4. I contacted my senator Tina Smith to complain about you.
5. I congratulated my nephew on getting rid of his Tesla.

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220063316

Elon could give two shits what stupid moonbat crap you did.
Title: Re: This is what I just sent to Elon at hr@opm.gov
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on February 24, 2025, 07:34:12 AM
Reply from OPM: Your resignation has been accepted.
Title: Re: This is what I just sent to Elon at hr@opm.gov
Post by: DefiantSix on February 24, 2025, 07:49:45 AM
Reply from OPM: Your resignation has been accepted.

No, Sgt. This is a NEW federal gub'mint now.

OPM would respond with, "Your activity report has been forwarded to the Department of Justice Criminal Division for prosecution as evidence of a Hatch Act violation.  :naughty: :popcorn:
Title: Re: This is what I just sent to Elon at hr@opm.gov
Post by: Karin on February 24, 2025, 07:59:38 AM
Here they are attempting witchcraft again. 

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niyad (122,224 posts)
29. Here is my list:

1. Fed my cat twice daily.
2. Cleaned my cat's litter box daily.
3. Cleaned up where my cat threw up on a picture of you. Gave him extra treats for good aim.
4. Made a new poppet of you, since there is no more room for pins in the other one.
5. Joined in my coven's hex ritual for your immediate, painful, and very public demise.
Title: Re: This is what I just sent to Elon at hr@opm.gov
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on February 24, 2025, 08:53:08 AM
Didn't click the link, but I wouldn't be surprised if one of the DUmmies cited that their #1 accomplishment last week was making 367 posts at Democrat Underground.
Title: Re: This is what I just sent to Elon at hr@opm.gov
Post by: Old n Grumpy on February 24, 2025, 09:20:44 AM
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Here are the 5 things I accomplished last week:
1. I volunteered at my local food shelf.
2. I sent Bernie Sanders a check to help with his nationwide rally blitz.
3. I contacted my senator Amy Klobuchar to complain about you.
4. I contacted my senator Tina Smith to complain about you.
5. I congratulated my nephew on getting rid of his Tesla.

Number 1 was a good use of your time, all the rest were a waste of your time and money  :thatsright:
Title: Re: This is what I just sent to Elon at hr@opm.gov
Post by: Old n Grumpy on February 24, 2025, 09:24:07 AM
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4. Made a new poppet of you, since there is no more room for pins in the other one.

(https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Ftse3.mm.bing.net%2Fth%3Fid%3DOIP.A6ch6ilXR0lqJt9daS0wOAAAAA%26pid%3DApi&f=1&ipt=83b36e7b9e863835ddf071f172b5bab2357d6850899960b989f82a80a680437f&ipo=images)

 :-) :lmao:
Title: Re: This is what I just sent to Elon at hr@opm.gov
Post by: enslaved1 on February 24, 2025, 09:25:35 AM
I'm assuming Nanuke is NOT a federal employee, and is simply spamming government email servers, while encouraging other DUmp flies to do the same. 
(https://media0.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExdTM2Z2w1Nmd2bGwxcTRmZGNoMXF6NjBqeDlnNnJzNXdrN2NuZmlkayZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/RI4LTRjrVJhTskGtrb/giphy.gif)

(https://media1.tenor.com/m/jKkG3KaD2LoAAAAC/virtue-signaling-rd_btc.gif)
Title: Re: This is what I just sent to Elon at hr@opm.gov
Post by: DLR Pyro on February 24, 2025, 09:36:13 AM
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5. I congratulated my nephew on getting rid of his Tesla.

Does this DUmmy realize that Musk aka Tesla has already received full payment for the Tesla when his nephew bought the car and that selling it to someone else doesn't remove any money from Elon's wallet?
Title: Re: This is what I just sent to Elon at hr@opm.gov
Post by: SVPete on February 24, 2025, 09:42:30 AM
Did Musk have a low-level probationary intern send a note thanking LPC :loser: virtue-signaler Nanuke for the amusement?

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Thinking that Nanuke formatted his/her post to mock the requirement that government employees submit weekly a list of things they had accomplished during that week, that's actually something many workers in non-government jobs do, sometimes daily. BTDT, got ~16 years of T-shirts (my current job and immediately previous job). So Nanuke' mockery actually demonstrates how out of touch (s)he is with working outside of government.
Title: Re: This is what I just sent to Elon at hr@opm.gov
Post by: DefiantSix on February 24, 2025, 09:44:43 AM
Does this DUmmy realize that Musk aka Tesla has already received full payment for the Tesla when his nephew bought the car and that selling it to someone else doesn't remove any money from Elon's wallet?

I'll guarantee the DUmp'Rat never thinks that deeply into anything...

S/h/it wouldn't be a DUmp'Rat if s/h/it did...
Title: Re: This is what I just sent to Elon at hr@opm.gov
Post by: SVPete on February 24, 2025, 09:45:10 AM
Here they are attempting witchcraft again.

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niyad (122,224 posts)
29. Here is my list:

1. Fed my cat twice daily.
2. Cleaned my cat's litter box daily.
3. Cleaned up where my cat threw up on a picture of you. Gave him extra treats for good aim.
4. Made a new poppet of you, since there is no more room for pins in the other one.
5. Joined in my coven's hex ritual for your immediate, painful, and very public demise.

Their sage-burning and binding spells worked so well against Trump in his first term, so ... :rotf:  :loser:  ::)
Title: Re: This is what I just sent to Elon at hr@opm.gov
Post by: CollectivismMustDie on February 24, 2025, 11:36:42 AM
Minnesota-moonbats are so dramatic.

I wonder what ever happened to PHDD...
Title: Re: This is what I just sent to Elon at hr@opm.gov
Post by: jukin on February 24, 2025, 12:04:37 PM
Reply from OPM: Your resignation has been accepted.

 :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:

HI5
Title: Re: This is what I just sent to Elon at hr@opm.gov
Post by: ADsOutburst on February 24, 2025, 02:10:05 PM
Democrats in the House and Senate are going to complain about Trump and Musk anyway. It's become their default behavior. No need to contact them.
Title: Re: This is what I just sent to Elon at hr@opm.gov
Post by: FlippyDoo on February 24, 2025, 02:19:53 PM
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Nanuke (641 posts)

This is what I just sent to Elon at hr@opm.gov

Here are the 5 things I accomplished last week:
Here are the 5 things I pretended to do last week to get some DU street cred:
1. I volunteered at my local food shelf.
2. I sent Bernie Sanders a check to help with his nationwide rally blitz.
3. I contacted my senator Amy Klobuchar to complain about you.
4. I contacted my senator Tina Smith to complain about you.
5. I congratulated my nephew on getting rid of his Tesla.
6. And I turned down a marriage proposal from Morgan Fairchild. Yeah, yeah, that's the ticket!

I fixed it for the DUmmie so that it is likely more accurate.
Title: Re: This is what I just sent to Elon at hr@opm.gov
Post by: SVPete on February 24, 2025, 02:48:58 PM
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1. I volunteered at my local food shelf.

??? I've seen and worked with some with local food banks, but what is a "food shelf"? Is that some sort of local usage thingy meaning "food bank"?
Title: Re: This is what I just sent to Elon at hr@opm.gov
Post by: Airwolf on February 24, 2025, 03:21:03 PM
So, I guess this is another DUmmy that won't be upset if Elon doesn't send them that $5,000 check to them for being such a drama queen?
Title: Re: This is what I just sent to Elon at hr@opm.gov
Post by: Texacon on February 24, 2025, 03:21:13 PM
??? I've seen and worked some with local food banks, but what is a "food shelf"? Is that some sort of local usage thingy meaning "food bank"?


Must be a small community.

 :lmao:

KC