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Title: The Legend
Post by: FlippyDoo on February 22, 2025, 05:57:29 AM
Yesterday I was sitting around pondering things and figured that I needed some insight from someone who knows when a Rubik’s Cube has been crossed. Someone who is a classically trained historian, is a combat medic, is a roving reporter, is a…well…is an everything with a packet of peanut butter in her boots, a knife on her belt, and a good rig on her neck AND has spoken to a submarine captain. I knew of only one such person. The first attachment is a photo with two of the pieces of “wisdom” that I screen captured from Facebook.

The one on the left side is the day after the inauguration and is standard, old-fashioned nads goodness. I am, however, trying to figure out what a “ROVER baron class” is AND why leopards are feasting. She seems to mention leopards a fair bit in her missives.

The one on the right side is about DOGE possibly giving us back $5000 of our own money. I only included it because, since Nadine considers giving back some of the money that was fleeced from us a bribe, I wonder what she considered SloJo screwing us all over by “forgiving” the student debt of a select few.

The second attachment (if it attaches and can be read) has three examples of her uncannily accurate election predictions. I assume that she’s so accurate due to her great wisdom in combination with her being able to read patterns and whatnot.
Title: Re: The Legend
Post by: Old n Grumpy on February 22, 2025, 09:15:38 AM
That was really an accurate prediction. Maybe we should ask her for some stock pics or what horse to bet on in the first race. :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:
Title: Re: The Legend
Post by: SVPete on February 22, 2025, 10:39:40 AM
"Eggs going down"

"Rover baron class"

"Leopards are feasting"

"Sticking my head out"


What a mastery of English idiom! :lmao:

Her "free Substack" was worth every penny its readers paid, :rotf: !
Title: Re: The Legend
Post by: Delmar on February 22, 2025, 10:52:52 AM
"Eggs going down"

"Rover baron class"

"Leopards are feasting"

"Sticking my head out"


What a mastery of English idiom! :lmao:

Her "free Substack" was worth every penny its readers paid, :rotf: !

I could see someone as pretty as Eva Gabor pulling off that kind of butchery of the language with her Lisa Douglas character on Green Acres but Nads is no Eva Gabor.
Title: Re: The Legend
Post by: FlippyDoo on February 22, 2025, 11:45:47 AM
I could see someone as pretty as Eva Gabor pulling off that kind of butchery of the language with her Lisa Douglas character on Green Acres but Nads is no Eva Gabor.

Eva was a lovely lady. Comparing her to nads, I think, would be a perfect example of being diametrically opposite.
Title: Re: The Legend
Post by: Texacon on February 22, 2025, 12:06:00 PM
 :rotf:


I honestly hope they don’t give out $5k checks. I’d prefer a tax cut. You know, for people who actually pay taxes. If you get back more than you pay in you don’t qualify.

That’s something I could get behind.

KC
Title: Re: The Legend
Post by: DUmpDiver on February 22, 2025, 12:15:00 PM
:rotf:


I honestly hope they don’t give out $5k checks. I’d prefer a tax cut. You know, for people who actually pay taxes. If you get back more than you pay in you don’t qualify.

That’s something I could get behind.

KC

On the whole I like Elon but doesn't he realize that giving everybody a $5K check will just cause a surge in inflation?
Title: Re: The Legend
Post by: SVPete on February 22, 2025, 12:15:56 PM
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The one on the right side is about DOGE possibly giving us back $5000 of our own money. ...

Jasmine Crockett said, in an interview with ABSBC, that she didn't think $5000 would mean much to people. Maybe not to someone of her ample means and less than ample intellect, but maybe if a normal person figures out how many mortgage or rent payments that $5000 would pay, they would be less dismissive.

I agree that a tax credit to people who actually pay taxes would be more appropriate.
Title: Re: The Legend
Post by: Texacon on February 22, 2025, 12:25:16 PM
Jasmine Crockett said, in an interview with ABSBC, that she didn't think $5000 would mean much to people. Maybe not to someone of her ample means and less than ample intellect, but maybe if a normal person figures out how many mortgage or rent payments that $5000 would pay, they would be less dismissive.

I agree that a tax credit to people who actually pay taxes would be more appropriate.


Jasmine also tried to make it sound like the $1,200 stimulus checks were somehow worth more than the $5k being bandied about.

KC
Title: Re: The Legend
Post by: FlippyDoo on February 22, 2025, 01:16:26 PM
Jasmine Crockett said, in an interview with ABSBC, that she didn't think $5000 would mean much to people. Maybe not to someone of her ample means and less than ample intellect, but maybe if a normal person figures out how many mortgage or rent payments that $5000 would pay, they would be less dismissive.

I agree that a tax credit to people who actually pay taxes would be more appropriate.

I agree with the tax credit idea. Her comment about the $5000 shows just how out of touch with reality that she is as she lives her life of luxury off of the back of the tax payers, but the part of her comment that made me laugh out loud was when she said "we are not in the business of giving out money". If they weren't giving out so much money then DOGE wouldn't have anything to find.
Title: Re: The Legend
Post by: SVPete on February 22, 2025, 01:51:30 PM
I agree with the tax credit idea. Her comment about the $5000 shows just how out of touch with reality that she is as she lives her life of luxury off of the back of the tax payers, but the part of her comment that made me laugh out loud was when she said "we are not in the business of giving out money". If they weren't giving out so much money then DOGE wouldn't have anything to find.

Her comment, "we are not in the business of giving out money," came after extolling the $1200 giveaway.
Title: Re: The Legend
Post by: BannedFromDU on February 22, 2025, 02:09:42 PM

     What the **** is a "rover baron?" Is that a dog wearing a tuxedo, stealing old ladies' savings?
Title: Re: The Legend
Post by: SVPete on February 22, 2025, 02:35:33 PM
     What the **** is a "rover baron?" Is that a dog wearing a tuxedo, stealing old ladies' savings?

(https://www.petpaw.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/Boston-Terrier-3.jpg)
Title: Re: The Legend
Post by: Old n Grumpy on February 22, 2025, 02:38:12 PM
If they’re giving out checks those of us on Social Security, who’ve paid in all our lives 5000 bucks would make a big difference in my life..

The Democrats are only mad because they didn’t figure this out first
Title: Re: The Legend
Post by: Old n Grumpy on February 22, 2025, 02:38:55 PM
I’m not sure what you meant by crossing Rubiks cube. I think she meant crossing the Rubicon, but couldn’t figure that out. :thatsright: :loser:
Title: Re: The Legend
Post by: SVPete on February 22, 2025, 02:45:00 PM
If they’re giving out checks those of us on Social Security, who’ve paid in all our lives 5000 bucks would make a big difference in my life..

The Democrats are only mad because they didn’t figure this out first

In practical terms, $5000 would be more than one mortgage payment. I suspect that I am far from unique in that calculation, whether rent or mortgage payment.
Title: Re: The Legend
Post by: Patriot Guard Rider on February 22, 2025, 03:33:26 PM
If they’re giving out checks those of us on Social Security, who’ve paid in all our lives 5000 bucks would make a big difference in my life..

The Democrats are only mad because they didn’t figure this out first

Agreed. Although I don't pay taxes now, I have for the 50 years I did work and you're correct, that 5K would be nice..
Title: Re: The Legend
Post by: FlippyDoo on February 22, 2025, 05:12:02 PM
Her comment, "we are not in the business of giving out money," came after extolling the $1200 giveaway.

 :rotf: I missed that part. I guess that adds hypocritical to her other adjectives: stupid and liar.
Title: Re: The Legend
Post by: Old n Grumpy on February 22, 2025, 05:38:37 PM
She’s the black equivalent of AOC. it’s amazing that someone so stupid could get elected. The people in her district must walk around with their mouth wide open all day. :thatsright: :loser: :rant:
Title: Re: The Legend
Post by: FlippyDoo on February 22, 2025, 06:46:23 PM
She’s the black equivalent of AOC. it’s amazing that someone so stupid could get elected. The people in her district must walk around with their mouth wide open all day. :thatsright: :loser: :rant:

Yeah, the people in her district, I have to assume, are even more stupid than she is since they elected her. That's scary.
Title: Re: The Legend
Post by: SVPete on February 22, 2025, 06:51:06 PM
She's angling to become SheLiah J-L's successor.
Title: Re: The Legend
Post by: 67 Rover on February 23, 2025, 06:02:37 AM
She’s the black equivalent of AOC. it’s amazing that someone so stupid could get elected. The people in her district must walk around with their mouth wide open all day. :thatsright: :loser: :rant:
Proof that stupid comes in all colors.