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Title: MAGAt at the grocery store today
Post by: CC27 on January 29, 2025, 03:34:57 PM
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KS Toronado (20,140 posts)

MAGAt at the grocery store today
Walking in I was hoping there would be someone checking out egg prices and as I approached the
egg section a 50's couple were going from group to group comparing prices. When I got beside them
and had looked at a couple prices I blurted out " My gosh how the price of eggs has gone up. I
thought he promised to bring the price down?" (read on DU to do that!)

Without missing a beat the MAGAt spewed out "WELL WE HAVE TO GIVE HIM TIME!" I replied "Well
we sure in the hell didn't give Biden any time did we? At least he was smart enough not to say
stupid shit!" Turned and walked away to de-escalate the situation.

And wouldn't you know it, I happened to get behind them in the check out lane and both would not
look my direction. Right there on the candy rack someone had left one of those $7 loaves of bread
and when the clerk wasn't looking it somehow got added to the MAGAts stuff and nobody caught it.
They paid for it and left. Felt good to let my ornery side out.

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100219957752


All the years I have gone food shopping and never ever happens to me..
Title: Re: MAGAt at the grocery store today
Post by: ADsOutburst on January 29, 2025, 03:53:09 PM
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Without missing a beat the MAGAt spewed out "WELL WE HAVE TO GIVE HIM TIME!" I replied "Well
we sure in the hell didn't give Biden any time did we? At least he was smart enough not to say
stupid shit!"

1. Biden was in office for four years.

2. He said plenty of stupid shit in that time.
Title: Re: MAGAt at the grocery store today
Post by: Old n Grumpy on January 29, 2025, 03:57:50 PM
1. Biden was in office for four years.

2. He said plenty of stupid shit in that time.

It seemed like every time he opened his mouth some stupid shit would come out, like curing oil cancer that he was Jewish raised in a bodega. His uncle was eaten by cannibals graduated in the top of his class and wandering around in a daze :thatsright: :mental: :loser:
Title: Re: MAGAt at the grocery store today
Post by: Muddling 2 on January 29, 2025, 04:25:30 PM

All the years I have gone food shopping and never ever happens to me..

That's because you shop at REAL stores and not fantasy ones.

 :-)
Title: Re: MAGAt at the grocery store today
Post by: CC27 on January 29, 2025, 04:29:26 PM
That's because you shop at REAL stores and not fantasy ones.

 :-)

These stores must be drug fueled
Title: Re: MAGAt at the grocery store today
Post by: FunkyZero on January 29, 2025, 05:18:57 PM


And a Trump jumped out of the bushes, gnashing it's teeth at him.
Title: Re: MAGAt at the grocery store today
Post by: FlippyDoo on January 29, 2025, 05:50:38 PM
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At least he was smart enough not to say
stupid shit!

More DU hilarity. Remember when Brilliant SloJo told about how his uncle got devoured by cannibals? That was a smart one. Or when he looked for the dead lady in the crowd? Or asked the guy in the wheelchair to stand? Despite all of that brilliance, I've got to say the most intelligent, most thought provoking, deepest thing that SloJo ever said was when he looked glaze-eyed into the camera and said: askjdhfyt hjskdhyt hjahsyytr!

It really touched me.
Title: Re: MAGAt at the grocery store today
Post by: 67 Rover on January 30, 2025, 07:56:19 AM
1. Biden was in office for four years.

2. He said plenty of stupid shit in that time.

Meh.  He was on vacation >40% of that time and when he did manage to make it into the office for a few hours it was only as a part time job.
Title: Re: MAGAt at the grocery store today
Post by: FlaGator on January 30, 2025, 08:06:14 AM
Recycling bouncys now.
Title: Re: MAGAt at the grocery store today
Post by: SVPete on January 30, 2025, 08:24:31 AM
Meh.  He was on vacation >40% of that time and when he did manage to make it into the office for a few hours it was only as a part time job.

Rehoboth Beach has bikini bunnies needing watching.
Title: Re: MAGAt at the grocery store today
Post by: DefiantSix on January 30, 2025, 08:32:31 AM
Rehoboth Beach has bikini bunnies under the age of 12 needing watching.

Fixt 'er for ya, my friend... :cheers1: :hi5:
Title: Re: MAGAt at the grocery store today
Post by: SVPete on January 30, 2025, 08:35:11 AM
Fixt 'er for ya, my friend... :cheers1: :hi5:

 :hi5:
Title: Re: MAGAt at the grocery store today
Post by: 67 Rover on January 30, 2025, 10:54:38 AM
Rehoboth Beach has bikini bunnies needing watching.

Not buying it unless they were under age with plenty of hair to sniff and nipples to tweak.
Title: Re: MAGAt at the grocery store today
Post by: jukin on January 30, 2025, 10:58:40 AM
When JoePedo Biden and his junta came illegally to power eggs were around typically $1.75/dz and $.99/dz on sale here in Komunist Kalifornia. Now continue with your unhinged and unbelievable lie DUchbag DUmbass...
Title: Re: MAGAt at the grocery store today
Post by: SVPete on January 30, 2025, 11:15:25 AM
I haven't bought eggs in a week or so, but here not far from Petaluma (the egg-layer chicken capital of NorCal) it was $7 or $8 a dozen and $13 an 18-pack at Safeway. It's been that high - or shelves were literally empty - since some time in late December.
Title: Re: MAGAt at the grocery store today
Post by: 67 Rover on January 30, 2025, 01:32:37 PM
Hey KS Toronado. Did you happen to run into this thing at the grocery store today?

https://x.com/JustJenRX/status/1884358164897796207?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1884358164897796207%7Ctwgr%5E6f8b11792482de130e3ca1f96033f3bdf6ca506d%7Ctwcon%5Es1_&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.tigerdroppings.com%2Frant%2Fpolitics%2Fthe-snap-benefits-girl-that-was-freaking-out-yesterday-was-turned-in-for-scamming-snap%2F117331996%2F

She said she has to pay back everything from the last year, $23,000 and is blaming President Trump. Medicaid benefits are STATE funded and run benefits, so if she was cut off it would mean that something happened and her STATE was notified and stopped benefits

$23,000 In SNAP benefits alone. For 12 MONTHS.

Specifically, the amount is $23,678. Break that down and it comes to $1,973.16 per month.

This scammer buys dozens of cases of Coke and dumps them out in the parking lot for the scrap price!   :argh: :argh: :argh: :censored: :censored:
Title: Re: MAGAt at the grocery store today
Post by: Texacon on January 30, 2025, 02:13:44 PM
Hey KS Toronado. Did you happen to run into this thing at the grocery store today?

https://x.com/JustJenRX/status/1884358164897796207?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1884358164897796207%7Ctwgr%5E6f8b11792482de130e3ca1f96033f3bdf6ca506d%7Ctwcon%5Es1_&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.tigerdroppings.com%2Frant%2Fpolitics%2Fthe-snap-benefits-girl-that-was-freaking-out-yesterday-was-turned-in-for-scamming-snap%2F117331996%2F

She said she has to pay back everything from the last year, $23,000 and is blaming President Trump. Medicaid benefits are STATE funded and run benefits, so if she was cut off it would mean that something happened and her STATE was notified and stopped benefits

$23,000 In SNAP benefits alone. For 12 MONTHS.

Specifically, the amount is $23,678. Break that down and it comes to $1,973.16 per month.

This scammer buys dozens of cases of Coke and dumps them out in the parking lot for the scrap price!   :argh: :argh: :argh: :censored: :censored:

What in the ever loving hell?!

KC
Title: Re: MAGAt at the grocery store today
Post by: SVPete on January 30, 2025, 02:24:26 PM
Hey KS Toronado. Did you happen to run into this thing at the grocery store today?

https://x.com/JustJenRX/status/1884358164897796207?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1884358164897796207%7Ctwgr%5E6f8b11792482de130e3ca1f96033f3bdf6ca506d%7Ctwcon%5Es1_&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.tigerdroppings.com%2Frant%2Fpolitics%2Fthe-snap-benefits-girl-that-was-freaking-out-yesterday-was-turned-in-for-scamming-snap%2F117331996%2F

She said she has to pay back everything from the last year, $23,000 and is blaming President Trump. Medicaid benefits are STATE funded and run benefits, so if she was cut off it would mean that something happened and her STATE was notified and stopped benefits

$23,000 In SNAP benefits alone. For 12 MONTHS.

Specifically, the amount is $23,678. Break that down and it comes to $1,973.16 per month.

This scammer buys dozens of cases of Coke and dumps them out in the parking lot for the scrap price!   :argh: :argh: :argh: :censored: :censored:

Given the lack of speed of bureaucracy, the investigation and enforcement order against this scamster happened mostly in 2024 and maybe a week or two into January 2025. If this happened and is not entirely a hoax- :bouncy: . If it did happen, well, FAFO, scamster! And

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ysKhbaLyIFw
Title: Re: MAGAt at the grocery store today
Post by: Old n Grumpy on January 30, 2025, 02:57:50 PM
I don’t understand how you can make money by buying soda and dumping it out in the parking lot. Can someone please explain that to me?
Title: Re: MAGAt at the grocery store today
Post by: SVPete on January 30, 2025, 03:02:07 PM
Aluminum cans. It also converts the EBT card balance to cash to buy whatever turns her on.
Title: Re: MAGAt at the grocery store today
Post by: 67 Rover on January 30, 2025, 03:26:11 PM
Lobster and Wagyu steak every day for me if I had $1900/mth to spend on food. :banghead:
Title: Re: MAGAt at the grocery store today
Post by: FlippyDoo on January 30, 2025, 04:56:13 PM
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KS Toronado (20,140 posts)

MAGAt at the grocery store today
Walking in I was hoping there would be someone checking out egg prices and as I approached the
egg section a 50's couple were going from group to group comparing prices. When I got beside them
and had looked at a couple prices I blurted out " My gosh how the price of eggs has gone up. I
thought he promised to bring the price down?" (read on DU to do that!)

Without missing a beat the MAGAt spewed out "WELL WE HAVE TO GIVE HIM TIME!" I replied "Well
we sure in the hell didn't give Biden any time did we? At least he was smart enough not to say
stupid shit!" Turned and walked away to de-escalate the situation.

And wouldn't you know it, I happened to get behind them in the check out lane and both would not
look my direction. Right there on the candy rack someone had left one of those $7 loaves of bread
and when the clerk wasn't looking it somehow got added to the MAGAts stuff and nobody caught it.
They paid for it and left. Felt good to let my ornery side out.

If any semblance of this story happened, I'm figuring it went like this...

Spinning Wind DUmmie: I thought the orange man was going to lower prices on eggs!!!

Normal Person: Well, the democrats have things so screwed up after four years of anti-American BS that it would take anyone a little while to get things straightened out. At least we have someone in there now who is not actively trying to make the prices go up. You know, someone who cares a little bit about America and Americans.

Spinning Wind DUmmie: Uhhhhh. <then walks away red-faced with steam coming out of its ears thinking, "the stories on DU don't go that way so I'll have to make something up to make me look less stupid and idiotic">
Title: Re: MAGAt at the grocery store today
Post by: Airwolf on January 30, 2025, 06:16:50 PM
With a bouncy like that it's a wonder that it didn't start with Mr. Roark saying, "Welcome to Fantasy Island."
Title: Re: MAGAt at the grocery store today
Post by: YupItsMe on January 31, 2025, 12:42:03 PM
Not buying it unless they were under age with plenty of hair to sniff and nipples to tweak.

  So it's common knowledge to all normal people, but the left can somehow just put their blinders on.  :banghead: