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Title: I called my financial advisor yesterday
Post by: CC27 on January 12, 2025, 04:39:26 PM
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no_hypocrisy

Straight out told him to tell me how protected is my portfolio for the next four years. I conceded there will be some losses. But would my portfolio be relatively intact after Trump leaves office.

I was reassured. We reviewed how I'm 75% invested in bonds and the 25% in the market is in strong stocks that regularly pay dividends. I asked for conservative investment and I have it.

I don't have a pension and I'm relying on my investments to fund my eventual retirement.

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100219896074

Your DUmmie friends will be quite envious. Why aren't you redistributing your wealth to them??
Title: Re: I called my financial advisor yesterday
Post by: SVPete on January 12, 2025, 06:38:54 PM
Your DUmmie friends will be quite envious. Why aren't you redistributing your wealth to them??

MVD
Title: Re: I called my financial advisor yesterday
Post by: CC27 on January 12, 2025, 07:36:30 PM
MVD

Bingo.
Title: Re: I called my financial advisor yesterday
Post by: fatboy on January 13, 2025, 06:43:35 AM
They are all acting as if bonds are doing fantastic.
Title: Re: I called my financial advisor yesterday
Post by: BannedFromDU on January 13, 2025, 11:03:51 AM
They are all acting as if bonds are doing fantastic.

     They expect inflation to explode due to tariffs but they crow about overweighting on bonds. Ladies and gentlemen, the self-professed smartest people in the world.
Title: Re: I called my financial advisor yesterday
Post by: jukin on January 15, 2025, 02:37:03 PM
Paul Krugman is that you?

The DUmbass Duchebag is long on lotto tickets and bingo cards. He should be just fine.