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Title: How I make MAGA heads explode
Post by: CC27 on December 22, 2024, 01:05:56 PM
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maxrandb

How I make MAGA heads explode
I tell them I worked a federal government job that allowed me to retire at 54, with a life-time pension and great health insurance.

They look at me like I'm a ****ING thief, until they ask; "what did you do"? When I say; "served 30 years in the United States Navy", they sputter and stammer like I've asked an AI program to explain why Musk is a genius.

Their brains kind of short circuit as they try to figure out if I'm a "French Surrender Monkey Commie", or if they should thank me.

I really wish they instead would ask WHY THEIR PENSIONS AND BENEFITS CAN'T BE LIKE MINE!!!!!!?????

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100219842532

Oh God 🙄
Title: Re: How I make MAGA heads explode
Post by: SVPete on December 22, 2024, 01:21:30 PM
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maxrandb

How I make MAGA heads explode
I tell them I worked a federal government job that allowed me to retire at 54, with a life-time pension and great health insurance.

Yeah, nope. :rotf:  :loser:  :tongue:
Title: Re: How I make MAGA heads explode
Post by: Delmar on December 22, 2024, 02:00:25 PM
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maxrandb

How I make MAGA heads explode
I tell them I worked a federal government job that allowed me to retire at 54, with a life-time pension and great health insurance.

They look at me like I'm a ****ING thief, until they ask; "what did you do"? When I say; "served 30 years in the United States Navy"

Sorry DUmmy, military service doesn't count anymore as a federal government job according to your party's rules.

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Politico: “Hegseth, if confirmed by the Senate, would lead 1.3 million active-duty troops in uniform and more than 750,000 civilians, hold contentious meetings with U.S. allies and develop strike options against the Islamic State and Iranian proxies. And while Hegseth has military experience, he has never run an organization larger than a small nonprofit.

“‘Would you trust him to run Walmart?’ said a former DOD official. ‘Because that’s how many employees we have.’

“‘Folks are shocked,’ said a current DOD official. ‘He’s just a Fox News personality that’s never worked in the government.’
https://democrats.org/news/new-trumps-scandal-ridden-defense-pick-pete-hegseth-facing-disturbing-allegations-as-regressive-views-surface/

You can't have it both ways.
Title: Re: How I make MAGA heads explode
Post by: Texacon on December 22, 2024, 03:12:29 PM
Thank you for your service. I’m glad you’re receiving what you’ve earned.

Don’t hate on those of us who have more than you do because we have served then applied our skills elsewhere.

KC
Title: Re: How I make MAGA heads explode
Post by: Old n Grumpy on December 22, 2024, 03:22:11 PM
Actually, they’re looking at you and thinking what a douche bag!
Do you enjoy making a fool out of yourself in public? You must with behavior like that.
Title: Re: How I make MAGA heads explode
Post by: FlippyDoo on December 22, 2024, 04:43:07 PM
If the DUmmie really wanted heads to explode (laughing) it would tell people...
The economy is great, men can get pregnant, SloJo is sharp as a tack, and the Cackler grew up as a middle class kid and became an excellent presidential candidate.
Title: Re: How I make MAGA heads explode
Post by: SVPete on December 22, 2024, 05:02:25 PM
The silliness of the DU-post aside, is there any DU-Moronicity that would more than mildly surprise anyone here?
Title: Re: How I make MAGA heads explode
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on December 22, 2024, 05:32:33 PM
Sorry DUmmy, military service doesn't count anymore as a federal government job according to your party's rules.
https://democrats.org/news/new-trumps-scandal-ridden-defense-pick-pete-hegseth-facing-disturbing-allegations-as-regressive-views-surface/

You can't have it both ways.

Did the frequently AWOL current SecDef Lloyd Austin (as Biden called him, that black guy) have experience running such a large organization as the Department of Defense before he was nominated?

Just askin'... :whistling:
Title: Re: How I make MAGA heads explode
Post by: DefiantSix on December 22, 2024, 11:04:32 PM
Did the frequently AWOL current SecDef Lloyd Austin (as Biden called him, that black guy) have experience running such a large organization as the Department of Defense before he was nominated?

Just askin'... :whistling:

I got a buffalo head nickel that says he didn't and in the eyes of the #JoeTheUsurper regime, that was a feature, not a bug.