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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: Texacon on November 18, 2024, 08:30:11 AM
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https://democraticunderground.com/100219736155
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MiHale (10,745 posts)
Mon Nov 18, 2024, 08:13 AM
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At Walmart the other day...
Had to run into town to have a test on my leg at the hospital…stopped into Walmart to pick up some little things…walking past the eggs going to get some butter, a woman and her husband were taking about the price of the eggs… anywhere from high $5 to $3.50 … with no comment directed to me…I interjected…”You know eggs are chicken abortions.”
Rocked his red ball cap back on his head. Picked up the butter and walked away.
I don't think they have ever been on a farm. That's not how that works.
:lmao:
KC
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Their sad attempts at being clever always falls short except to the lefties who are as dumb as they are.
What I got from that is this primitive places the same value on a human child as they do a chicken.
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https://democraticunderground.com/100219736155
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I don't think they have ever been on a farm. That's not how that works.
:lmao:
KC
I'll bet he thinks chocolate milk comes from brown cows.
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I'll bet he thinks chocolate milk comes from brown cows.
No doubt! If they think eggs are chicken abortions there's no telling what they think.
I've had a fertilized egg a time or two in my life, but it is the exception and not the rule.
KC
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I will bet the Maggat's chose the White eggs over the Brown ones as well. ::)
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Besides, that's an old George Carlin line that the DUmmie stole.
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MiHale's comment would convince me that MiHale had had a brain abortion.
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DUmbasses prove the arrogance of ignorance every day in every way and they are so proud of their stupidity.
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I'll bet he thinks chocolate milk comes from brown cows.
I'm curious what kind of swine they think 'long pork' comes from... :-)
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I'm curious what kind of swine they think 'long pork' comes from... :-)
Several years ago a crazy, and I mean crazy, multi-millionaire who lives in our area made a "horror" flick (more like soft porn) and called it Long Pig.
The movie was horrible, but if you knew the guy who put it together you'd understand why.
KC
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If this DUmmie was in the Army we would be waiting days for him to find the batteries to the Chem Lights we sent him/her out to get.
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If this DUmmie was in the Army we would be waiting days for him to find the batteries to the Chem Lights we sent him/her out to get.
Naw; s/h/it would be in the back of the motor pool (and safely out of the way of the real performers) looking for the section of the FM that tells s/h/it how to change out the blinker fluid. :thatsright:
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stopped into Walmart to pick up some little things…walking past the eggs going to get some butter, a woman and her husband were taking about the price of the eggs… anywhere from high $5 to $3.50 … with no comment directed to me…I interjected…”You know eggs are chicken abortions.”
Rocked his red ball cap back on his head. Picked up the butter and walked away.
You forgot the applause and a grocery worker jumping out from behind the cash register.
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So, I was at Walmart the other day. Nobody said a darned thing about politics or abortion.
BTW: Eggs get scrambled after they leave the mom. Abortions get scrambled inside of the mom.
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Naw; s/h/it would be in the back of the motor pool (and safely out of the way of the real performers) looking for the section of the FM that tells s/h/it how to change out the blinker fluid. :thatsright:
They'd be looking for piston return springs and a can of compression too.
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They'd be looking for piston return springs and a can of compression too.
If 'Sarge' is looking to keep 'em out of the way "occupied" longer on a slow day, he'll have 'em look up the procedure for greasing the muffler bearings.
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You forgot the applause and a grocery worker jumping out from behind the cash register.
No, any workers at a Walmart register is a dead giveaway that the story is fake. :rofl:
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No, any workers at a Walmart register is a dead giveaway that the story is fake. :rofl:
:lmao:
^5!
KC
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Wasn't boycotting Walmart a Prog-thing back in the 2000s?
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A few back-at-ya rejoinders: You species-ist hypocrite,
Your bread is made with ground up wheat fetuses!
Your pasta is made with ground up wheat fetuses!
Your tortillas are made with ground up corn fetuses!
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I'm pretty convinced that Walmart has some sort of DU machine. By that, I mean some sort of machine the puts out waves (or rays or something) that can cause many people to lose all intelligence, common sense, and manners. Because of that, I rarely go into Walmart anymore; however, if I were to be in Walmart and someone said this "brilliant" retort to me, I'd still be laughing. IF I could stop laughing at the stupidity long enough to talk, I'd ask the individual if it was a DUer OR if it was just a patient who had given its handlers the slip.
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I'm pretty convinced that Walmart has some sort of DU machine. By that, I mean some sort of machine the puts out waves (or rays or something) that can cause many people to lose all intelligence, common sense, and manners. Because of that, I rarely go into Walmart anymore; however, if I were to be in Walmart and someone said this "brilliant" retort to me, I'd still be laughing. IF I could stop laughing at the stupidity long enough to talk, I'd ask the individual if it was a DUer OR if it was just a patient who had given its handlers the slip.
It's possible; Dog knows that People of Walmart is a thing.
I will counter by saying that I primarily shop at Wally World, and if they have such a device, it isn't operating at the stores I'm in.
Of course, that experience could also be the result of the fact that I'm 6'-3", a shade under 3 bills, and I usually go to the store after working 10 hours in a refinery, so I'm tired, cranky and I've been told that I don't have near the poker face I think I do, so my face probably reflects my tired, cranky attitude while I'm there.
Make of those two observations what you will... :cheers1:
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It's possible; Dog knows that People of Walmart is a thing.
I will counter by saying that I primarily shop at Wally World, and if they have such a device, it isn't operating at the stores I'm in.
Of course, that experience could also be the result of the fact that I'm 6'-3", a shade under 3 bills, and I usually go to the store after working 10 hours in a refinery, so I'm tired, cranky and I've been told that I don't have near the poker face I think I do, so my face probably reflects my tired, cranky attitude while I'm there.
Make of those two observations what you will... :cheers1:
When ours was open 24 hours a day, I'd always go around 4 AM and usually had pleasant trips. Since they've stopped with the 24 hours a day deal, I call it the asylum. If I absolutely HAVE to get something from there, I order it or get my wife to pick it up because, like you, she also does not have a poker face.
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It's possible; Dog knows that People of Walmart is a thing.
I will counter by saying that I primarily shop at Wally World, and if they have such a device, it isn't operating at the stores I'm in.
Of course, that experience could also be the result of the fact that I'm 6'-3", a shade under 3 bills, and I usually go to the store after working 10 hours in a refinery, so I'm tired, cranky and I've been told that I don't have near the poker face I think I do, so my face probably reflects my tired, cranky attitude while I'm there.
Make of those two observations what you will... :cheers1:
I was in the local Wally World today myself. Nobody said anything about politics or wore any hats or shirts for any candite. So It must be only those idiots that are off their meds hearing voices in their heads again.
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I don't frequent Walmart. The nearest one isn't very near, and the parking situation there is awful, because it is located at the back of a parking lot shared with a Best Buy. Using Target as a surrogate, I'm far more likely to see a UA, band tour, or Hello Kitty T-shirt than any political paraphernalia.