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Title: Voted this morning! And had a few laughs.
Post by: CC27 on November 05, 2024, 08:02:33 AM
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Voted this morning! And had a few laughs.
We got in line at 6:45-6:50 to cast our votes in our little hamlet. By the time I signed in we were approaching 100 voters.

While in line, I heard one of the poll workers make a joke about voting so I figured I'd have some fun.

I was escorted over to the machine, was given instructions on how to use it, and was told to take my ballot to be read by the scanner. I softly whispered "scanner? You mean the shredder over there?" The very nice woman looked at me with shock and horror then saw the shit-eating grin on my face and gave me a wink.

So I took my ballot over to the poll worker whose joke I overheard earlier and I asked " this is where we shred the ballots?" He started laughing immediately. I said I heard you say "it sure sounds like a shredder" so I figured I'd give you the business.

He was still laughing when I walked out the door.

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100219657085


Not funny at all.
Title: Re: Voted this morning! And had a few laughs.
Post by: DefiantSix on November 05, 2024, 08:17:19 AM

Not funny at all.

'Specially not in the face of all the video evidence of the Dominion Voting Machines of PlentyTM changing (R) votes to (D) ballots before the voters very own eyes.

Thanking Dog that most (R) voters are aware of the "bug" now...  :whatever:
Title: Re: Voted this morning! And had a few laughs.
Post by: tuolumnejim on November 05, 2024, 08:41:06 AM
Lets hope Georgia doesn't have any plumbing emergencies at 3:00 am.
Title: Re: Voted this morning! And had a few laughs.
Post by: RushBabe4Life on November 05, 2024, 09:03:24 AM
I don’t get it? What was funny about that exchange?
Title: Re: Voted this morning! And had a few laughs.
Post by: SVPete on November 05, 2024, 10:02:11 AM
This was thread-worthy? Could I post about my 50- or 60-yard walk to the ballot receptacle, blaming every crack in the street and sidewalk on Dem San Jose mayors and city council members who didn't take proper care of infrastructure?
Title: Re: Voted this morning! And had a few laughs.
Post by: Old n Grumpy on November 05, 2024, 10:28:15 AM
I don’t get it? What was funny about that exchange?

Being a low intelligence and low information voter he thought he was being a comedian. :loser:
Title: Re: Voted this morning! And had a few laughs.
Post by: Airwolf on November 05, 2024, 11:56:18 AM
Hey DUmmy, don't quit your day job, if you have one that is.
Title: Re: Voted this morning! And had a few laughs.
Post by: FlippyDoo on November 05, 2024, 01:38:04 PM
It doesn't take much to entertain a DUmmie. Apparently, they can be hilarious but not when they try to be.