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Dad Chases Nude Boy From Daughter's Room With Pipe
(AP) An angry Deltona father whacked his teenage daughter's boyfriend with a metal pipe after finding the boy naked in his daughter's room. Authorities say the father, 45, didn't even know his daughter had a boyfriend or that the youngster had been sneaking into the home for more than a year.
When he heard noises coming from his daughter's bedroom Thursday morning and saw a stranger standing naked on the girl's bed, he swung a metal pipe. He then chased the teen out the front door and called police.
The boy was taken to the hospital where doctors closed a head wound with staples.
The father was charged with aggravated battery on a child and bonded out on $10,000.
LINK (http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2008/09/12/ap/strange/main4444231.shtml)
If I were the father, that "boy" would walk with a limp for the rest of his life.
Upon further thought, that ain't all that would be "limp" for the rest of his life. :-)
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:lmao:
Let's face it though, the charges are ridiculous. He may have thought it was an adult male at the time..i mean the guy was standing on the bed...hmmm :evillaugh:
Seriously, though...how many of you guys dreaded just such a scenario in your youth? I bet quite a few. :rotf:
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:lmao:
Let's face it though, the charges are ridiculous. He may have thought it was an adult male at the time..i mean the guy was standing on the bed...hmmm :evillaugh:
Seriously, though...how many of you guys dreaded just such a scenario in your youth? I bet quite a few. :rotf:
Knot eye. I never take my socks off.
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:lmao:
Let's face it though, the charges are ridiculous. He may have thought it was an adult male at the time..i mean the guy was standing on the bed...hmmm :evillaugh:
Seriously, though...how many of you guys dreaded just such a scenario in your youth? I bet quite a few. :rotf:
Knot eye. I never take my socks off.
Didn't want your knees to get cold?
:tongue: :rotf:
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:lmao:
Let's face it though, the charges are ridiculous. He may have thought it was an adult male at the time..i mean the guy was standing on the bed...hmmm :evillaugh:
Seriously, though...how many of you guys dreaded just such a scenario in your youth? I bet quite a few. :rotf:
Or had something similar happen! :uhsure: :-)
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:lmao:
Let's face it though, the charges are ridiculous. He may have thought it was an adult male at the time..i mean the guy was standing on the bed...hmmm :evillaugh:
Seriously, though...how many of you guys dreaded just such a scenario in your youth? I bet quite a few. :rotf:
Knot eye. I never take my socks off.
You fibbing abilities rival your spelling abilities. :evillaugh: :-)
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:lmao:
Let's face it though, the charges are ridiculous. He may have thought it was an adult male at the time..i mean the guy was standing on the bed...hmmm :evillaugh:
Seriously, though...how many of you guys dreaded just such a scenario in your youth? I bet quite a few. :rotf:
I *never* took chances with my g/f's dads. And I only took chances with the moms if they participated....
Just sayin'
;)
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:lmao:
Let's face it though, the charges are ridiculous. He may have thought it was an adult male at the time..i mean the guy was standing on the bed...hmmm :evillaugh:
Seriously, though...how many of you guys dreaded just such a scenario in your youth? I bet quite a few. :rotf:
I *never* took chances with my g/f's dads. And I only took chances with the moms if they participated....
Just sayin'
;)
For shame! :evillaugh:
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A few years ago, in Chicago something similar happened. Some single dad forgot something at home and had to come back from work early. Heard a odd noise in his 13 year old daughters room, went to check, and found a nekid 20'something guy under the bed. Apparently, she had met him off of myspace, and they were 'meeting' regularly while he was at work...
They actually played part of the 911 call, when he called the police... he also suggested they send an ambulance, as the molester had an accident going down the stairs when the guy tossed him out of the apartment... or, not quite down the stairs, as over the railing a few floors...
No charges were filed against the father! :cheersmate:
He shoulda tied him up, stuck a curling iron up his a$$, plugged it in, sprinkle steel wool dust in his eyes, poured alum in his mouth, slam the top of both his feet with a two-pound hammer, and snipped off his nipples with fingernail clippers....then throw him off the balcony.
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A few years ago, in Chicago something similar happened. Some single dad forgot something at home and had to come back from work early. Heard a odd noise in his 13 year old daughters room, went to check, and found a nekid 20'something guy under the bed. Apparently, she had met him off of myspace, and they were 'meeting' regularly while he was at work...
They actually played part of the 911 call, when he called the police... he also suggested they send an ambulance, as the molester had an accident going down the stairs when the guy tossed him out of the apartment... or, not quite down the stairs, as over the railing a few floors...
No charges were filed against the father! :cheersmate:
He shoulda tied him up, stuck a curling iron up his a$$, plugged it in, sprinkle steel wool dust in his eyes, poured alum in his mouth, slam the top of both his feet with a two-pound hammer, and snipped off his nipples with fingernail clippers....then throw him off the balcony.
THEN you should make the little bastard pay.
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A few years ago, in Chicago something similar happened. Some single dad forgot something at home and had to come back from work early. Heard a odd noise in his 13 year old daughters room, went to check, and found a nekid 20'something guy under the bed. Apparently, she had met him off of myspace, and they were 'meeting' regularly while he was at work...
They actually played part of the 911 call, when he called the police... he also suggested they send an ambulance, as the molester had an accident going down the stairs when the guy tossed him out of the apartment... or, not quite down the stairs, as over the railing a few floors...
No charges were filed against the father! :cheersmate:
He shoulda tied him up, stuck a curling iron up his a$$, plugged it in, sprinkle steel wool dust in his eyes, poured alum in his mouth, slam the top of both his feet with a two-pound hammer, and snipped off his nipples with fingernail clippers....then throw him off the balcony.
THEN you should make the little bastard pay.
Yeah. I forgot - slice open both his palms with a butcher knife and cauterize his pee hole with a soldering iron.
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Is kind of disturbed, that you all apparently have this well thought out... in advance...
I had two girls.
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Is kind of disturbed, that you all apparently have this well thought out... in advance...
I had two girls.
I have no idea how men with good values can raise girls. I would probably lock mine up and then send them to a Nunnery.
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Is kind of disturbed, that you all apparently have this well thought out... in advance...
I had two girls.
I have no idea how men with good values can raise girls. I would probably lock mine up and then send them to a Nunnery.
I found it a time of compromise, hard lines, and balance. In the end, you have to let your girls be their own person just like you do your sons (I have two of those too).
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Is kind of disturbed, that you all apparently have this well thought out... in advance...
I had two girls.
I have no idea how men with good values can raise girls. I would probably lock mine up and then send them to a Nunnery.
I found it a time of compromise, hard lines, and balance. In the end, you have to let your girls be their own person just like you do your sons (I have two of those too).
I have to ask -- did you ever do the "cleaning you gun in the living room when meeting the potential beau for the first time" thing?
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Should have done an enviormental Impact study prior to attempting to lay that pipe. :whatever:
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Is kind of disturbed, that you all apparently have this well thought out... in advance...
I had two girls.
I have no idea how men with good values can raise girls. I would probably lock mine up and then send them to a Nunnery.
I found it a time of compromise, hard lines, and balance. In the end, you have to let your girls be their own person just like you do your sons (I have two of those too).
I have to ask -- did you ever do the "cleaning you gun in the living room when meeting the potential beau for the first time" thing?
No, I had a Bowie knife I liked to polish.
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Is kind of disturbed, that you all apparently have this well thought out... in advance...
I had two girls.
Well totally understandable than :cheersmate:
I took notes! :cheersmate:
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I wish I were on the dad's jury. I would give him a freaking medal (even if it was my son he hit).
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It wouldn't surprise me if the DA decided to drop the case.
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I had a friend that would always clean his 1911 .45 acp when any boyfriend showed up to pick up his daughter . The only advice he would give the date was this,
"Your going to bring her back in the same condition you picked her up in RIGHT?"
He never had trouble with any of them.
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Here's a real case we worked:
A 16 year-old girl calls her boyfriend a little after midnight and asks him to come over. The boy, not having a vehicle of his own, sneaks his uncle's truck out and meets the girl a few houses up from hers. So, they're doing the horizontal mambo in the truck when dad wakes up and realizes his daughter isn't in her room. He grabs a tire iron and goes outside. He finds them doing their thing in the truck, pulls the door open, snatches her out, then starts swinging at the boy with the tire iron. The boy exits the other side and flees for his life, leaving the truck running. Dad chases the daughter into the house, then emerges a few seconds later. Dad jumps in the boy's (uncle's) truck and takes off. Realizing that he's in trouble now, the boy starts banging on doors, trying to get someone to call the police. About two minutes later, the boy hears sirens coming, thinking the police are coming to get his uncle's truck back for him........but no. The sirens belonged to the Fire Department. It seems that the enraged father had taken the truck a few streets over and set it ablaze. Dad was charged with Arson.
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Oh yeah. Been there. Many times.
Wait. As the dad or the naked boyfriend getting the tar beat out of him?
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There was a thread at DU about this same story. The consensus amongst the DUmmies, as you might expect, was that the father was wrong for trying to protect his daughter. Typical. :whatever:
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There was a thread at DU about this same story. The consensus amongst the DUmmies, as you might expect, was that the father was wrong for trying to protect his daughter. Typical. :whatever:
Heh, IMO, the father was just exercising his First Amendment rights in expressing himself.
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This I guess is the follow up story :
Police: Sex offender dies during home invasion
Associated Press
5:35 PM CDT, September 28, 2008
INDIANAPOLIS - A convicted sex offender died Sunday during a struggle with a father who found the naked man in or near his 17-year-old daughter's bedroom, police said.
http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/chi-ap-in-sexoffender-invas,0,2283659.story
That man deserves a medal.
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This I guess is the follow up story :
Police: Sex offender dies during home invasion
Associated Press
5:35 PM CDT, September 28, 2008
INDIANAPOLIS - A convicted sex offender died Sunday during a struggle with a father who found the naked man in or near his 17-year-old daughter's bedroom, police said.
http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/chi-ap-in-sexoffender-invas,0,2283659.story
That man deserves a medal.
INDIANAPOLIS - An autopsy shows a convicted sex offender who struggled with a father after entering a teenage girl's Indianapolis bedroom died of strangulation.
Marchele Hall of the Marion County coroner's office says the cause of 52-year-old David T. Meyers' death was ruled Monday to be asphyxia by strangulation with contributing cardiovascular disease.
County prosecutor's office spokesman Matthew Symons says no charges are anticipated against 64-year-old Robert McNally, who locked his arm around Meyers' neck and held him when he found him in his 17-year-old daughter's bedroom early Sunday.
Police said Meyers was naked except for a mask and latex gloves and had entered the home through a window near the girl's bedroom with rope, condoms and a knife.
The fact that the perv had condoms would, to the average lib, indicate responsibility and conscience. They would therefor argue that the father should be prosecuted for protecting his daughter. You know thats how the DUmmies would see it.
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The fact that he had condoms and latex gloves tells me that he knows a little about forensics, but that would be useless unless he had also done hair removal.