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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: pjcomix on October 20, 2024, 12:30:40 PM
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Much of the October 20, 2024 "State Of The Uniton" on CNN was concerned with Jake Tapper's obsession over the size of a certain body part belonging to golfer Arnold Palmer. Tapper just wouldn't let it go to the extent of grilling House Speaker Mike Johnson to weigh in on this topic as if it were the utmost concern of this election. Even Bernie Sanders joined in with Tapper's Arnold Palmer body part obsession.
Note: In case you're wondering, NO AI was used to make a certain word pop out of Jake Tapper's mouth over and over again. This all happened in the REAL universe and NOT in the Alternate Humorverse.
https://rumble.com/v5jfe7t-jake-tapper-oddly-fixated-on-arnold-palmers-body-part.html (https://rumble.com/v5jfe7t-jake-tapper-oddly-fixated-on-arnold-palmers-body-part.html)
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https://rumble.com/v5jfe7t-jake-tapper-oddly-fixated-on-arnold-palmers-body-part.html (https://rumble.com/v5jfe7t-jake-tapper-oddly-fixated-on-arnold-palmers-body-part.html)
I'm guessing Tapper has penis envy of a deceased golfer.
A few quick comments: President Trump flew into and held his rally at the Latrobe Arnold Palmer Airport. Arnie was a certified pilot so it wasn't exactly just naming after a famous son of the town.
DJT even talking about Arnie's genitalia was quite strange. (I don't listen to or watch his rallies considering I'm already voting for the guy).
As perhaps the Cave's resident golf historian, in the hundreds of books that I've read and own about the sport have I EVER read about some golfer having a big schlong, or even about someone who wasn't so well endowed. Golfers brag about their low scores and prodigious drives but not their penises.
What would have been more amusing might have been to invoke the name of another native of Latrobe, Mr. Fred Rogers. Can you imagine the reactions if he claimed that the friendly Mr. Rogers had a giant cock?
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I didn’t watch the video but was Arnold’s bigger than michelles?
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I didn’t watch the video but was Arnold’s bigger than michelles?
The refs would likely have to bring the chains out... :pisscontest: