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Title: My final pitch to my rural lady friends
Post by: CC27 on October 11, 2024, 11:08:02 AM
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askyagerz (780 posts)

My final pitch to my rural lady friends
Ladies, it's time...

After Spalding created a harder baseball that created faster play, hand injuries skyrocketed. As sprains and mangled fingers became common a few players tried experimenting with homemade gloves. After they were quickly labeled sissies by their fellow players it took over a decade more of injuries before the baseball glove became accepted and common place. If you think men have changed since then just look at the NFL and guardian caps. Over 50% less concussion rate and only 6 players have used it so far in live games. Why? Because one of men's biggest weakness is they think nothing bad will ever happen to them or theirs. Most see the cautious as weak and will go out of their way to do the opposite.

This is why men have ZERO right to over represent themselves in a democracy. Especially since the main job of government is providing safety for citizens and balancing society. Most men have to be dragged to the Dr. and you think they really care about whats going on in a bunch of stranger's bodies?

What gives them the right to over represent your wellness, civics and morality? Especially when the man men choose to represent themselves, represents the absolute worst qualities in men. A man who is entitled, petty, vindictive, thin skinned, egotistical, ignorant, mean spirited, misogynistic, a criminal, etc... Someone who sees the absolute worse in everything, everyone and wears a constant irritated grimmace on his orange face. If a man with just a few of these behaviors was a local, he would be that guy no lady wants anything to do with. You all know the type. I believe they call themselves incels these days.

A man who was given millions as a child and has went bankrupt 6 times. Who now says only he can solve your problems. How many people do you personally know who have been bankrupt even twice? No business would pick someone with his track record to lead it. I doubt he has ever picked up a tool, did homework, drove, cooked, cleaned, changed a diaper or anything else he could find someone else to do for him. You know, like dodging the draft and letting a sucker and loser take his place. Yet he knows how to fix everything in your life? The man has faced zero pressure in his life. How is someone going to have empathy for others if they themselves have never treaded through the muck?

This is a guy who famously refuses to pay his contractors. He said he hated paying overtime and would just bring in new workers. Laughed with a billionaire about union busting. Those who have real business smarts can succeed and still figure out how to lift up their workers. Out of hundreds of lawsuits over the years he has lost almost all of them. From bad business dealings to his election denials. Anytime he's had to prove anykind of actual facts in front of judges and juries the only thing he can prove is he's a shady fraudster. A snake oil salesman who feeds off the misery of others. Sells false hope in desperate times. This is a supposedly billionaire Christian that is selling $60 bibles that were made in China for $3 instead of just giving them away. Got caught skimming from his own charity. Anyone think Jesus approves?

People who worked in his administration were horrified of what they saw and heard. Including some of our most respected Generals. Most have now endorsed Kamala with stark warnings to our nation. He's thrown everyone under the bus. Who exactly is left to help this guy run the country? He couldn't even say who is in line for the presidency behind the VP. He cant explain even the most basic economics. Linguists say he speaks at a 4th grade level. How is he and his D crew going to solve anykind of serious complex issue?

I know a lot of you have seen some men in your lives just get angrier and meaner as the rhetoric has ramped up over the years. Diving head first into ridiculous conspiracy theories and divicive red meat non issues that just drive their blood pressures sky high. Leaders really do matter. This man has been front and center for almost a decade now. Do we really want to parade such a vial leader in front of an entire generation of boys? Teaching them that acting on their laziest surface emotions is now not only ok but can be rewarded in society? That one can be so entitled to just grab a ladie's ***** and shove their tounge in a stranger's mouth because they are god's gift to women. It's already hard enough for a boy standing in a mob of peer pressure and tribalism to say anything that could be considered different from their peers.

This is a man who has traded the mothers of his children in for newer models twice now. Constantly cheated on all of them. He even buried one at a golf course to benifit from a tax cut. A father who has expressed how sexy his daughter is on multiple occasions. Said he bought the Miss Teen pagent so he could see the naked girls in the dressing rooms. A jury has found him guilty of rape. He constantly knocks women's looks and intelligence the second they dare question anything he does. Forget the boys. What is this telling all the little girls out there?

Already only 1 in 4 of our representatives in Washington are women. Proper change will only come when democracy truly represents its population. Give Kamala a chance to show the world what We all know a woman leader can accomplish. Let her prove to all these men they might not actually have all the answers when it comes to common sense solutions. Let her bulldoze through all that BS girls are forced to endure on the roads to leaderships. An empathetic prosecuter is the perfect women to clear those paths and carry this torch. From a quick hug to a long prison sentence and anything in between.

Ladies your full representation within your democracy is long overdue. I really don't see today's Maga ran republican party putting a woman at the top of the ticket anytime soon. If they would have this year Nikki Haley could very well be leading in the poles right now. They wanted more chest pounding and grunts so here we are. Please use your vote to finally womansplain to all these men that We are all Americans. We are all patriots. We are all human. We are all equal. Our voices all carry the same weight and it's about time for our great republic to reflect that. A lot of you still have time to register. I really believe you're going to want to be part of the movement that finally has a real chance to change the course of America.

Love,
Middle age white dude

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100219555931

BLAH BLAH BLAH word salad deluxe
Title: Re: My final pitch to my rural lady friends
Post by: DUmpDiver on October 11, 2024, 01:46:29 PM
So what? Kamala is still an idiot with a failed track record.
Title: Re: My final pitch to my rural lady friends
Post by: BannedFromDU on October 11, 2024, 01:55:09 PM

     Rural lady #1, to rural lady #2: "What a ****ing ***** that guy is."

     Rural lady #2, to rural lady #1: "Yup. Let's have a beer."

 
Title: Re: My final pitch to my rural lady friends
Post by: Patriot Guard Rider on October 11, 2024, 02:17:30 PM
BLAH BLAH BLAH word salad deluxe

tl:dr but I'm assuming the cliff notes version is, Dems good, Reps bad, I'm butthurt and anybody that doesn't vote for Kamalatoe is a racist sexist...

How'd I do?
Title: Re: My final pitch to my rural lady friends
Post by: CC27 on October 11, 2024, 02:28:41 PM
tl:dr but I'm assuming the cliff notes version is, Dems good, Reps bad, I'm butthurt and anybody that doesn't vote for Kamalatoe is a racist sexist...

How'd I do?

A plus
Title: Re: My final pitch to my rural lady friends
Post by: 67 Rover on October 11, 2024, 02:37:59 PM
tl:dr but I'm assuming the cliff notes version is, Dems good, Reps bad, I'm butthurt and anybody that doesn't vote for Kamalatoe is a racist sexist...

How'd I do?

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Especially since the main job of government is providing safety for citizens and balancing society.

I stopped at this complete idiocy.
Title: Re: My final pitch to my rural lady friends
Post by: ADsOutburst on October 11, 2024, 02:38:12 PM
My pitch to vote against Harris:

If she wasn't a good Vice-President, why would she be good as President?
Title: Re: My final pitch to my rural lady friends
Post by: FlippyDoo on October 11, 2024, 04:35:58 PM
I only read the first few sentences. Is "askyagerz" Kamala's DU name?
Title: Re: My final pitch to my rural lady friends
Post by: DefiantSix on October 11, 2024, 04:48:14 PM
Have y'all seen this article on the latest Amazon best-selling book (https://youtu.be/P1vcEoixRm8?si=QMNbJ1smR84YS5ut)? It's worth the watch...  :rotf:

(https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/61X0XhGoAtL._AC_UF1000,1000_QL80_.jpg)
Title: Re: My final pitch to my rural lady friends
Post by: CollectivismMustDie on October 11, 2024, 05:16:39 PM
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Especially since the main job of government is providing safety for citizens and balancing society.

Whatever that DUmmie paid for its education, it was too much:

"We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.--That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men..."

Our system of government was created to protect our liberties, not to provide safety or to balance any damn thing.

Freedom is scary. Get over it.

Title: Re: My final pitch to my rural lady friends
Post by: jukin on October 12, 2024, 09:52:02 AM
Have y'all seen this article on the latest Amazon best-selling book (https://youtu.be/P1vcEoixRm8?si=QMNbJ1smR84YS5ut)? It's worth the watch...  :rotf:

(https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/61X0XhGoAtL._AC_UF1000,1000_QL80_.jpg)

From AMAZON:

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In the realm of politics, many people and sources tell us they are the sole arbiters of truth. This book intends to be, and is, an entirely fact-based report based off Harris' votes, statements, and actions throughout her life in public office. After months of detailed research analyzing Kamala Harris' 20-year career in public office, this book represents the most comprehensive report to date detailing the many reasons Kamala Harris may be worthy of your support.

Beautifully written book by Jason Dudash, displaying Kamala's achievements to compel you of reasons why Kamala Harris is fit for presidential candidacy.

* Due to lefty lawyers, we must note this book is mostly empty.

 :rotf:

The book is mostly empty just like Quemala Harris.
Title: Re: My final pitch to my rural lady friends
Post by: Tess Anderson on October 12, 2024, 01:28:49 PM
don't worry, Florent, Kotex, Eugene and Multnomah County will be sure to win your adopted state again:

 https://www.truepeoplesearch.com/find/yager/florent

big pothead, all over reedit and elsewhere:

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 ::)
 :mental:
 :rotf:
Title: Re: My final pitch to my rural lady friends
Post by: Old n Grumpy on October 13, 2024, 09:26:24 AM
So it looks like if Trump said he would give free abortions on demand to everyone then he would win in a landslide. It seems like a good portion of people are stuck on that issue.
Title: Re: My final pitch to my rural lady friends
Post by: SVPete on October 13, 2024, 10:13:15 AM
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Title: Re: My final pitch to my rural lady friends
Post by: jukin on October 13, 2024, 10:52:31 AM
don't worry, Florent, Kotex, Eugene and Multnomah County will be sure to win your adopted state again:

 https://www.truepeoplesearch.com/find/yager/florent

big pothead, all over reedit and elsewhere:

(https://scontent-dfw5-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/455498518_10160210708842843_4601410618559126489_n.jpg?_nc_cat=101&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=833d8c&_nc_ohc=mNhrtLUFD-0Q7kNvgEbCr1D&_nc_ht=scontent-dfw5-1.xx&_nc_gid=ACXN3xVu0L4xZsV0vbtqChD&oh=00_AYAp6tlm_frh8lBcIls2awXNMUgAQzwAU4NPeai826HZsA&oe=671082FD)

 ::)
 :mental:
 :rotf:

That DUmbass sure looks like a homo-pedo.

[ ] WOULD LEAVE PREPUBESCENT BOYS ALONE WITH
[X] WOULD NOT LEAVE PREPUBESCENT BOYS ALONE WITH
Title: Re: My final pitch to my rural lady friends
Post by: BannedFromDU on October 13, 2024, 11:00:48 AM
That DUmbass sure looks like a homo-pedo.

[ ] WOULD LEAVE PREPUBESCENT BOYS ALONE WITH
[X] WOULD NOT LEAVE PREPUBESCENT BOYS ALONE WITH


     Looks like he usually catches, rather than pitches, anyway.