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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: CC27 on September 25, 2024, 08:41:43 AM
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TomSlick
I had a strange note on my front door today.
Someone I don't know asked where I got my "Veterans For Harris/Walz" sign in the front yard.
I called the number. The guy is obviously older than I. I bet if I saw him in town, I would assume he was a MAGAt.
I told him that I had assumed my sign would be quickly stolen and had bought two. I offered him my spare. He was very grateful.
I have a warm-and-fuzzy feeling. I helped a fellow vet and there will be another sign in our small town.
https://www.democraticunderground.com/100219499877
I'll take 100 for something that didn't happen..😊
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And then a 6 foot tall talking rabbit jumped out of the bushes.
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And then a 6 foot tall talking rabbit jumped out of the bushes.
With a can of Campbells soup.
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Speaking of soup, here's the ingredients for Freakish Timothy's hotdish.
Package brats
Bottle beer
Onion
Teaspoon garlic powder
Cup chopped celery
1 Can cream of cheddar soup
1 Can mushroom soup
1/2 cup milk
1 package cheddar
Package tater tots 1
You layer it and shit. Sounds like a disgusting gut bomb.
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yeah, that soup doesn't sound very healthy or very good
doubt this happened to F. Thomas here, but he's well-known in his small town as a litigation attorney/moon bat. The "f" stands for Floyd btw:
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:rotf:
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Of all the things that never happened, this may have never happened the most.
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Is this "Veterans for ..." group mostly fauxny like this law enforcement group, https://pjmedia.com/matt-margolis/2024/09/24/law-enforcement-group-backing-kamala-harris-exposed-as-a-sham-n4932798 ?
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doubt this happened to F. Thomas here, but he's well-known in his small town as a litigation attorney/moon bat. ...
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:rotf:
:rotf: His license plate is known to ambulance personnel and his picture is posted in ER staff areas?
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What's next? Some lady lying around in some lake, tossing out votes for Harris/Walz so they will certainly win in November?
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What's next? Some lady lying around in some lake, tossing out votes for Harris/Walz so they will certainly win in November?
Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing votes is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony. :-)
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Is this "Veterans for ..." group mostly fauxny like this law enforcement group, https://pjmedia.com/matt-margolis/2024/09/24/law-enforcement-group-backing-kamala-harris-exposed-as-a-sham-n4932798 ?
A fake endorsement from a fake organization for a fake politician. :thatsright: :loser: :loser:
They will go to no ends to try to make her look like a winner, but unfortunately she’s just another loser :loser:
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If I wanted a sign like that I’d of just taken his :lmao:
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Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing votes is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony. :-)
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If Kamala and Walz are successful this election we will all soon be out in the fields looking for some nice mud to eat.
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I would actually believe the DUmmie if he'd said the note read: I try to be compassionate to those with mental illness or mental deficiencies. Based on your sign, you appear to fall somewhere within one of those categories. Please know that if I can ever help you that I can be reached at this number.