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Title: Women of DU
Post by: CC27 on September 24, 2024, 12:43:44 PM
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senseandsensibility (19,629 posts)

Women of DU
How do you feel about cheato's promise to "protect" you and make you happy? I'm sure you have some choice words for him and his offer.

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100219498355

If cackle kneepads said the same thing you would be cheering. STFU.
Title: Re: Women of DU
Post by: DefiantSix on September 24, 2024, 01:10:01 PM
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senseandsensibility (19,629 posts)

Women of DU
How do you feel about cheato's promise to "protect" you and make you happy? I'm sure you have some choice words for him and his offer.

At this point I'd give my left testicle for ANY politician to promise they'll LEAVE ME THE **** ALONE if they're elected, and mean it.  :thatsright:
Title: Re: Women of DU
Post by: SVPete on September 24, 2024, 01:21:51 PM
Are there women on DU who know they are women? :evil:  :bwah:
Title: Re: Women of DU
Post by: tuolumnejim on September 24, 2024, 02:07:48 PM
Are there women on DU who know they are women? :evil:  :bwah:
Snort.  :lmao:
Title: Re: Women of DU
Post by: 67 Rover on September 24, 2024, 02:10:44 PM
Are there women on DU who know they are women? :evil:  :bwah:
Assigned at birth.  ::) ::) ::) ::)
Title: Re: Women of DU
Post by: jukin on September 24, 2024, 02:45:00 PM
Women of DU

I do not in any may understand these words in that order.
Title: Re: Women of DU
Post by: Old n Grumpy on September 24, 2024, 02:45:46 PM
Are there women on DU who know they are women? :evil:  :bwah:

It all depends upon their feelings at the moment. :thatsright: :lmao: :lmao:
Title: Re: Women of DU
Post by: Airwolf on September 24, 2024, 03:55:51 PM
Are there women on DU who know they are women? :evil:  :bwah:

Somebody had better call Mutual Of Omaha's Wild Kingdom and see if they can find such a creature.
Title: Re: Women of DU
Post by: CollectivismMustDie on September 24, 2024, 05:27:41 PM
Somebody had better call Mutual Of Omaha's Wild Kingdom and see if they can find such a creature.

Even Marlin Perkins and his trusty associate Jim would not venture into that wilderness on foot.

Lions tigers bears wolves and even crocs are one thing...but primitives? They'd have to film from the air to avoid the danger...and the stench.
Title: Re: Women of DU
Post by: FlippyDoo on September 25, 2024, 05:57:03 AM
Even Marlin Perkins and his trusty associate Jim would not venture into that wilderness on foot.

Lions tigers bears wolves and even crocs are one thing...but primitives? They'd have to film from the air to avoid the danger...and the stench.

 :rotf: I can hear Mr. Perkins' voice over now... Today we'll be encountering the...OH MY GOD! I have no idea what that is! RUN, JIM, RUN!!!
Title: Re: Women of DU
Post by: DefiantSix on September 25, 2024, 07:31:45 AM
:rotf: I can hear Mr. Perkins' voice over now... Today we'll be encountering the...OH MY GOD! I have no idea what that is! RUN, JIM, RUN!!!

And that's just a run in with the drunken bitch, Malaise.

Just wait until Jim turns and encounters an enraged Undergrond Panther rising out from under her rock to block Jim's avenue of escape.
Title: Re: Women of DU
Post by: SVPete on September 25, 2024, 07:52:39 AM
 :evil: Should mal be a critter in MoO's Wild Kingdom or a critter in MouseLand's Jungle Cruise? :evil:
Title: Re: Women of DU
Post by: DefiantSix on September 25, 2024, 01:08:12 PM
:evil: Should mal be a critter in MoO's Wild Kingdom or a critter in MouseLand's Jungle Cruise? :evil:

Yes. Next question? (She could also do double duty on MouseLand's Pirates of the Caribbean ride.)
Title: Re: Women of DU
Post by: SVPete on September 25, 2024, 01:44:21 PM

Yes. Next question? (She could also do double duty on MouseLand's Pirates of the Caribbean ride.)

mal is ovoid? They could auction her before "The Redhead", though I doubt any would buy.
Title: Re: Women of DU
Post by: Airwolf on September 25, 2024, 02:38:51 PM
And that's just a run in with the drunken bitch, Malaise.

Just wait until Jim turns and encounters an enraged Undergrond Panther rising out from under her rock to block Jim's avenue of escape.

That's when Jim and Marlin break out the M-107 .50 Cal and start to make an Evac plan.