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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: CC27 on September 17, 2024, 02:09:10 PM
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LuckyCharms (18,421 posts)
Well, the morning has started in an interesting way.
My quiet, demure, modest, respectful, unassuming wife woke up at about 530 AM. I crawled out of bed at 611AM.
I got out of bed, stretched my back for about 5 minutes, tried to shake the cobwebs out, and walked into the living room to say good morning to her.
She had Morning Joe on the TV.
When I walked into the living room, she was so mad that I thought she was going to start speaking in tongues.
I started to say good Morning, but all I got out was Good mo...
She looked at me, red in the face, and started...
WHY DOES THAT MOTHER****ING BASTARD GET TO GOLF WHILE BEING PROTECTED ON OUR ****ING DIME ON AN UNSECURED GOLF COURSE THAT STUPID SON OF A BITCH MOTHER****ING DOUCHEBAG CAN STICK HIS ****ING 9 IRON UP HIS FAT ****ING ORANGE ASS IF HE CAN GET IT PAST HIS HUGE ****ING DIAPER THAT MOTHER****ER WHY IS HE STILL ALIVE I HOPE HE ****ING CROAKS I'M SO SICK OF THAT MOTHER****ER HE SUCKS THE LIFE OUT OF EVERYTHING ****ING SON OF A BITCH HIS FATHER SHOULD HAVE PULLED OUT ******* IT WHAT AN UGLY ****ER THAT GUY IS HOW THE **** DID HE EVER GET ELECTED...
She was talking so fast that she sounded like a profane auctioneer.
I just sighed and escaped upstairs.
She's right, though.
https://www.democraticunderground.com/100219472262
Must suck to be you. What a complete POS.
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Talk about a foul mouth, she must be one nasty bitch. :thatsright:
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Talk about a foul mouth, she must be one nasty bitch. :thatsright:
:hi5: That's putting it kindly.
The answer to her hatred-laden "question" is: It's the law, Tw__! Don't like it, get the law changed.
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Interesting he could remember all of that to post verbatim ...
KC
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Interesting he could remember all of that to post verbatim ...
KC
He probably missed an F-bomb or three.
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1. It woke up at almost noon.
2. There is no wife.
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1. It woke up at almost noon.
2. There is no wife.
Come on man! He bought Blow-up Betty with his own money (from his check) and had a nice private pagan marriage ceremony.
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What a pager-safe guy.
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No SS protection for Obama then. Honestly, Trump should just hire his own. He'd be way safer. Hire Bongino to head it up.
And what a disgusting, foul-mouthed shrew (if she exists).
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Isn’t that just another day in the world of Never-Trumpers?
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Isn’t that DU post just another day in the world of Never-Trumpers?
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No SS protection for Obama then. Honestly, Trump should just hire his own. He'd be way safer. Hire Bongino to head it up.
And what a disgusting, foul-mouthed shrew (if she exists).
If anyone made that happen they would be screeching for protection until HELL froze over but only for their side of course.
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She watches Morning Joke. Joe is Patient Zero for TDS.
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She watches Morning Joke. Joe is Patient Zero for TDS.
I would have given the Bush family - probably Jebby - credit for Patient Zero on TDS. Just sayin'...
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