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Title: You Go, Tampon Tim!
Post by: CC27 on August 07, 2024, 11:15:59 AM
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MineralMan (146,712 posts)


You Go, Tampon Tim!
The Goopers are thinking they can make a useful joke out of this. However, Middle school and high school girls in Minnesota know that it's not a joking matter. Free and ready access to menstrual products is a problem nationwide. For some reason, school administrators don't get it that girls need those things. All girls. Probably because most of those administrators are men and deliberately never go down that aisle of the supermarket. I mean, really...

Tim Walz understands and helped get those products in every Minnesota school - available for free for whoever needs them. He understands that when they are needed, they are needed now, not after getting permission to visit the school nurse's office.

A lot of men don't even want to think about menstruation. It makes them squeamish. And isn't that a strange thing, really? All part of the freaking patriarchy, it is.

Walz just wants people who have what they need when they need it.

That, my fellow DUers, is just plain refreshing!

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100219298209

MN Moses is weird.
Title: Re: You Go, Tampon Tim!
Post by: USA4ME on August 07, 2024, 11:26:32 AM
In any of that rambling nonsense, did MM ever define what is a woman? Or a man? Because he mentioned both genders without specifying what they mean. And why did he not advocate for menstrual products in the bathrooms of all genders?

They’re so vague when they express themselves.

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Title: Re: You Go, Tampon Tim!
Post by: Old n Grumpy on August 07, 2024, 11:44:22 AM
Because deep down inside he knows boys don’t need tampons or other menstrual devices. But they need to go along with the stupidity that some leftist lunatic has created. :thatsright: :loser: :loser: :loser: :rant:
Title: Re: You Go, Tampon Tim!
Post by: CollectivismMustDie on August 07, 2024, 11:47:35 AM
Dems and modern leftists have never met an issue they couldnt misrepresent.
Title: Re: You Go, Tampon Tim!
Post by: SVPete on August 07, 2024, 12:22:23 PM
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MineralMan (146,712 posts)

You Go, Tampon Tim!
The Goopers are thinking they can make a useful joke out of this. However, Middle school and high school girls in Minnesota know that it's not a joking matter. Free and ready access to menstrual products is a problem nationwide. For some reason, school administrators don't get it that girls need those things. All girls. Probably because most of those administrators are men and deliberately never go down that aisle of the supermarket. I mean, really...

Does MM really not know the origin of the nickname? It has zero to do with schools having tampons and pads in girls' restrooms. It has, solely, to do with Minnesota mandating that those products be made available in boys' restrooms, a law Walz signed.

Why schools should be required to provide what girls and their parents should be buying is an issue, but unrelated to the Tampon Tim moniker.
Title: Re: You Go, Tampon Tim!
Post by: Old n Grumpy on August 07, 2024, 12:42:56 PM
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Why schools should be required to provide what girls and their parents should be buying is an issue, but unrelated to the Tampon Tim moniker.

Progressives love spending other people’s $$. Money $$  :thatsright: :rant:
Title: Re: You Go, Tampon Tim!
Post by: DefiantSix on August 07, 2024, 12:44:56 PM
MN Moses is weird.

Something tells me that RockHead has restraining orders that tell him not to go within 250 feet of any girls public bathroom; 1,000 feet in a school zone.
Title: Re: You Go, Tampon Tim!
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on August 07, 2024, 12:48:17 PM
Does MM really not know the origin of the nickname? It has zero to do with schools having tampons and pads in girls' restrooms. It has, solely, to do with Minnesota mandating that those products be made available in boys' restrooms, a law Walz signed.

Why schools should be required to provide what girls and their parents should be buying is an issue, but unrelated to the Tampon Tim moniker.

Well, we affectionately call him Rock Head for a reason.
Title: Re: You Go, Tampon Tim!
Post by: Karin on August 07, 2024, 02:56:36 PM
They're trying so so hard to spin this into something positive.  On another thread about this, one DUmmie said, "They're also good for first aid, as they absorb blood.  Especially stab wounds."   :lmao:  If your school has regular stab wounds that are tended to in the boy's bathroom, you have big problems. 
Title: Re: You Go, Tampon Tim!
Post by: Old n Grumpy on August 07, 2024, 03:07:47 PM
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They're also good for first aid, as they absorb blood.  Especially stab wounds."   :lmao:  If your school has regular stab wounds that are tended to in the boy's bathroom, you have big problems.

You got to love it, it’s stupidly at it’s finest  :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:

And they want to run the country  :thatsright: :mental:

 :cheersmate:
Title: Re: You Go, Tampon Tim!
Post by: Texacon on August 07, 2024, 03:53:33 PM
They're trying so so hard to spin this into something positive.  On another thread about this, one DUmmie said, "They're also good for first aid, as they absorb blood.  Especially stab wounds."   :lmao:  If your school has regular stab wounds that are tended to in the boy's bathroom, you have big problems.


On one of those threads one of the DUmmies (fairly high post count) actually posted: Why do they need them in the boys bathroom?

That DUmmie was educated about how some boys menstruate and they needed to be in there too.

 :lmao:

And JD Vance is weird!   :lmao: :rotf:

KC
Title: Re: You Go, Tampon Tim!
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on August 07, 2024, 05:30:39 PM
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Title: Re: You Go, Tampon Tim!
Post by: Delmar on August 07, 2024, 06:08:31 PM
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Wed Aug 7, 2024, 10:36 AM
jimfields33 (17,464 posts)
11. They approve of them going into the girls restroom.

They disagree with them going into the boys restroom.


It’s all over social media.

Walz just needs to say transgender men need them too and shut this down

Just one primitive being honest about it.
Title: Re: You Go, Tampon Tim!
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on August 07, 2024, 07:13:06 PM
They're trying so so hard to spin this into something positive.  On another thread about this, one DUmmie said, "They're also good for first aid, as they absorb blood.  Especially stab wounds."   :lmao:  If your school has regular stab wounds that are tended to in the boy's bathroom, you have big problems.

Going to paraphrase a riff from Seinfeld on laundry detergent that can remove blood stains. IIRC, he said that if you're so concerned about removing blood stains from your clothes you probably have larger issues than laundry.
Title: Re: You Go, Tampon Tim!
Post by: DUmpDiver on August 07, 2024, 07:27:19 PM
Even most Democrats have enough common sense to realize how stupid it is to require tampons in boys' restrooms.  But in order to be a good party faithful they have to go along with it.  Dissent is not tolerated.
Title: Re: You Go, Tampon Tim!
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on August 08, 2024, 09:43:54 AM
Columnist defends Walz putting tampons in boys' rooms as way for 'king stud' guys to offer them to girls

The WaPo columnist said that boys carrying pads 'would be drowning in prom invites'

A Washington Post columnist suggested boys could "be king stud" if they gave tampons to their female friends like those provided to boys' restrooms by Gov. Tim Walz, D-Minn.

Walz became a national figure this week after Vice President Kamala Harris selected him as her 2024 running mate to challenge former President Donald Trump and Ohio Sen. JD Vance. Walz, who is credited for coining the "weird" line of attack that is being widely used to criticize Republicans, has found his own social policies in the spotlight. One prominent example is having signed a bill that provides free menstrual products in Minnesota school boys' restrooms as a way to accommodate transgender students.

https://www.foxnews.com/media/columnist-defends-walz-putting-tampons-boys-rooms-way-king-stud-guys-offer-them-girls

This left-wing nut bag is delusional in fawning over Tampon Tim.
Title: Re: You Go, Tampon Tim!
Post by: SVPete on August 08, 2024, 10:11:46 AM
Who does WashPost columnist Monica Hesse think she's fooling. IMO, even if a high school's star QB offered a girl a tampon he'd risk being slapped.


(https://the-artifice.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Brittany-from-Daria-700x394.jpg)
Title: Re: You Go, Tampon Tim!
Post by: Old n Grumpy on August 08, 2024, 02:33:37 PM
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Walz just needs to say transgender men need them too and shut this down

I would like to hear their explanation for this.
If a transgender man is a woman who is now a man why does it need a tampon? If it’s really a gender change it should no longer menstruate, right?… splain that to me
Title: Re: You Go, Tampon Tim!
Post by: SVPete on August 08, 2024, 02:37:36 PM
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Title: Re: You Go, Tampon Tim!
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on August 08, 2024, 03:06:27 PM
Who does WashPost columnist Monica Hesse think she's fooling. IMO, even if a high school's star QB offered a girl a tampon he'd risk being slapped.


(https://the-artifice.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Brittany-from-Daria-700x394.jpg)

Geez, I actually remember watching that somewhat obscure cartoon show. Nice find! :cheersmate:
Title: Re: You Go, Tampon Tim!
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on August 08, 2024, 03:08:27 PM
I would like to hear their explanation for this.
If a transgender man is a woman who is now a man why does it need a tampon? If it’s really a gender change it should no longer menstruate, right?… splain that to me

Always go back to the Kinks' song "Lola":

I met her in a club down in old Soho
Where you drink champagne and it tastes like Coca-Cola
C-O-L-A, Cola
She walked up to me and she asked me to dance
I asked her her name and in a dark brown voice she said, "Lola"
L-O-L-A, Lola
Lo-Lo-Lo-Lo-Lola
Well, I'm not the world's most physical guy
But when she squeezed me tight, she nearly broke my spine
Oh, my Lola
Lo-Lo-Lo-Lo-Lola
Well, I'm not dumb, but I can't understand
Why she walks like a woman and talks like a man
Oh, my Lola
Lo-Lo-Lo-Lo-Lola
Lo-Lo-Lo-Lo-Lola

Well, we drank champagne and danced all night
Under electric candlelight
She picked me up and sat me on her knee
She said, "Little boy, won't you come home with me?"
Well, I'm not the world's most passionate guy
But when I looked in her eyes, well, I almost fell for my Lola
Lo-Lo-Lo-Lo-Lola
Lo-Lo-Lo-Lo-Lola
Lola
Lo-Lo-Lo-Lo-Lola
Lo-Lo-Lo-Lo-Lola
I pushed her away
I walked to the door
I fell to the floor
I got down on my knees
Well, I looked at her, and she at me
Well, that's the way that I want it to stay
And I always want it to be that way for my Lola
Lo-Lo-Lo-Lo-Lola
Girls will be boys and boys will be girls
It's a mixed up, muddled up, shook up world
Except for Lola
Lo-Lo-Lo-Lo-Lola
Title: Re: You Go, Tampon Tim!
Post by: SVPete on August 08, 2024, 03:23:05 PM
Geez, I actually remember watching that somewhat obscure cartoon show. Nice find! :cheersmate:

Our family are Daria fans. Kevin is the dumber-than-rocks QB, and Britney his air-headed-cheerleader GF.

I don't think The Kinks foresaw their song would be prophecy.
Title: Re: You Go, Tampon Tim!
Post by: FlippyDoo on August 08, 2024, 04:33:32 PM
Come on, man! Tampon Tim just wanted to help boys who can't swim, play tennis or ride bikes...

Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a box of tampons and proceeded to the checkout counter.
The pharmacist at the counter asked the older boy, 'Son, how old are you?'
'Eight', the boy replied.
The man continued, 'Do you know what these are used for?'
The boy replied, 'Not exactly, but they aren't for me. They're for him. He's my brother. He's four."
"Oh, really?" the pharmacist replied with a grin.
"Yes." the boy said. "We saw on TV that if you use these, you would be able to swim, play tennis and ride a bike. Right now, he can't do any of those."
Title: Re: You Go, Tampon Tim!
Post by: 67 Rover on August 08, 2024, 04:59:46 PM
I would like to hear their explanation for this.
If a transgender man is a woman who is now a man why does it need a tampon? If it’s really a gender change it should no longer menstruate, right?… splain that to me

Come on man! What are you a biologist?  :cheersmate:
Title: Re: You Go, Tampon Tim!
Post by: zeitgeist on August 09, 2024, 12:35:53 PM
Come on, man! Tampon Tim just wanted to help boys who can't swim, play tennis or ride bikes...

Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a box of tampons and proceeded to the checkout counter.
The pharmacist at the counter asked the older boy, 'Son, how old are you?'
'Eight', the boy replied.
The man continued, 'Do you know what these are used for?'
The boy replied, 'Not exactly, but they aren't for me. They're for him. He's my brother. He's four."
"Oh, really?" the pharmacist replied with a grin.
"Yes." the boy said. "We saw on TV that if you use these, you would be able to swim, play tennis and ride a bike. Right now, he can't do any of those."

OK  :hi5: 
Title: Re: You Go, Tampon Tim!
Post by: Texacon on August 09, 2024, 04:27:28 PM
Always go back to the Kinks' song "Lola":

I met her in a club down in old Soho
Where you drink champagne and it tastes like Coca-Cola
C-O-L-A, Cola
She walked up to me and she asked me to dance
I asked her her name and in a dark brown voice she said, "Lola"
L-O-L-A, Lola
Lo-Lo-Lo-Lo-Lola
Well, I'm not the world's most physical guy
But when she squeezed me tight, she nearly broke my spine
Oh, my Lola
Lo-Lo-Lo-Lo-Lola
Well, I'm not dumb, but I can't understand
Why she walks like a woman and talks like a man
Oh, my Lola
Lo-Lo-Lo-Lo-Lola
Lo-Lo-Lo-Lo-Lola

Well, we drank champagne and danced all night
Under electric candlelight
She picked me up and sat me on her knee
She said, "Little boy, won't you come home with me?"
Well, I'm not the world's most passionate guy
But when I looked in her eyes, well, I almost fell for my Lola
Lo-Lo-Lo-Lo-Lola
Lo-Lo-Lo-Lo-Lola
Lola
Lo-Lo-Lo-Lo-Lola
Lo-Lo-Lo-Lo-Lola
I pushed her away
I walked to the door
I fell to the floor
I got down on my knees
Well, I looked at her, and she at me
Well, that's the way that I want it to stay
And I always want it to be that way for my Lola
Lo-Lo-Lo-Lo-Lola
Girls will be boys and boys will be girls
It's a mixed up, muddled up, shook up world
Except for Lola
Lo-Lo-Lo-Lo-Lola


I like Weird Al’s version better. Yoda, Y O D A, Yoda …

 :rotf:

KC
Title: Re: You Go, Tampon Tim!
Post by: Delmar on August 10, 2024, 01:48:21 PM
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MineralMan (146,746 posts)
Wed Aug 7, 2024, 09:51 AM

You Go, Tampon Tim!

The Goopers are thinking they can make a useful joke out of this.

We make a joke about it and the leftists think they can embrace it and turn it into a positive.  It didn't work when they tried to turn Brandon into Dark Brandon and it's not going to work with Tampon Tim.