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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: CC27 on August 03, 2024, 09:38:00 AM
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mahina
who have never had an overtly political conversation with me, both of whom I always inferred were Republicans,
started off our chats with how terrible they think Trump and Vance are.
I would bet a thousand dollars they both voted for him in 16. (Am friends with their wives.)
They knew how I think about these things because I have had a series of political bumper stickers, one or two at a time, for decades, that left no mystery. Only today were they moved to reach out in solidarity.
Solidarity!
https://www.democraticunderground.com/100219277916
Uh huh 🙄
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And then they told me how much they love open borders, illegals and inflation.
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I realize that I've just recently come back to the Cave after a bit of an absence, but it seems that while I've been gone that the quality of fabricated stories (aka Bouncy Tales) have diminished into pure crap. I knew that the quality of their made-up stories was dropping back when I left, but I don't understand how the self-proclaimed smartest people on the internet could have let their pretend tales sink to this level. Grade school students could compose more engrossing and entertaining stories than what I've been seeing.
There has to be at least one old time, old school DUer over there who is creative enough to coach the current crop of DUmbasses on how to create an entertaining lie. For any lurking DUmmies, you don't really have to recreate the wheel. You can always go with the old BS like cops jumping out of bushes, crowds of onlookers clapping and cheering on your wisdom, and evil rethuglican finally caving in and being converted by your vast pretend wisdom. Just please do better than what you've been doing because one of the main reasons that I came back was for the hilarious DU stories.
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Whether fictional or two real dudes who said that in seriousness, it's
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Chasing Dreams (430 posts)
2. Wow!!! Where are you?
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Higher than a kite on cloud 9 :-) :loser:
I definitely agree that the quality of their fairytales has been very poor and getting worse..
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Uh huh 🙄
Of all the things that never happened, this never happened the most..
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So, while waiting in the checkout line at the grocery store a man wearing a mags hat saw my vote for kammie shirt and said, “you know I’m really pleased with bidens performance so far.
Since the 30% increase in the price of groceries my family has cut back to 2 meals a day and we all have lost a lot of weight.
And with the price of gas almost double we can’t afford to drive so much saving wear and tear on our vehicles which is good because now we can’t afford repairs. And with the cost of heating our house too expensive our furnace will last a lot longer.
So now we all sleep in the same bed bringing us closer together as a family.
And then a tranny cashier started clapping because we have seen the light!
Thanks Joe :bird: :bird: :bird: :bird:
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And then they told me how much they love open borders, illegals and inflation.
And then they told me how much they wanted kamala to take their guns.
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I always inferred were Republicans,
started off our chats with how terrible they think Trump and Vance are.
Terrible? I thought "weird" was the new thing they came up with that they're hoping catches on. This primitive didn't get the memo.
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And then they told me how much they wanted kamala to take their guns.
I will gladly sacrifice every AK15 I own if it will save just one life, that's just common sense gun control. ::)
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I will gladly sacrifice every AK15 I own if it will save just one life, that's just common sense gun control. ::)
I'll trade your AK15 for my AR47...deal?
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I'll trade your AK15 for my AR47...deal?
Only if it comes with one of those 100 round assault clips with the sploding bullets :-) :-) :killemall: :killemall:
:cheersmate:
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Only if it comes with one of those 100 round assault clips with the sploding bullets :-) :-) :killemall: :killemall:
:cheersmate:
3000 rounds/min!
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Relax people Kamala's got this. :banghead:
https://x.com/conmomma/status/1820303541065646377?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1820303541065646377%7Ctwgr%5E3639dc1162d6f76b8df3ec3338dc5bcaad450032%7Ctwcon%5Es1_&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.tigerdroppings.com%2Frant%2Fpolitics%2Fclam-down-everybody--kamalas-got-this%2F114388706%2F (https://x.com/conmomma/status/1820303541065646377?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1820303541065646377%7Ctwgr%5E3639dc1162d6f76b8df3ec3338dc5bcaad450032%7Ctwcon%5Es1_&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.tigerdroppings.com%2Frant%2Fpolitics%2Fclam-down-everybody--kamalas-got-this%2F114388706%2F)
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Relax people Kamala's got this. :banghead:
https://x.com/conmomma/status/1820303541065646377?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1820303541065646377%7Ctwgr%5E3639dc1162d6f76b8df3ec3338dc5bcaad450032%7Ctwcon%5Es1_&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.tigerdroppings.com%2Frant%2Fpolitics%2Fclam-down-everybody--kamalas-got-this%2F114388706%2F (https://x.com/conmomma/status/1820303541065646377?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1820303541065646377%7Ctwgr%5E3639dc1162d6f76b8df3ec3338dc5bcaad450032%7Ctwcon%5Es1_&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.tigerdroppings.com%2Frant%2Fpolitics%2Fclam-down-everybody--kamalas-got-this%2F114388706%2F)
The only thing she said that made any sense was “uh”. All the rest was just her showing her ignorance. :thatsright::thatsright:
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The only thing she said that made any sense was “uh”. All the rest was just her showing her ignorance. :thatsright::thatsright:
Yea, but does she take it seriously. :rotf:
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Only if it comes with one of those 100 round assault clips with the sploding bullets :-) :-) :killemall: :killemall:
:cheersmate:
Not only does the magazine clip hold 100 rounds, they hold the super secret plastic, heat-seeking, corner turning, x-ray invisible bullets. AND my gun has the shoulder thing that goes up...so there...
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Not only does the magazine clip hold 100 rounds, they hold the super secret plastic, heat-seeking, corner turning, x-ray invisible bullets. AND my gun has the shoulder thing that goes up...so there...
Can you send me the 3D print files please so I can make a ghost gun version?
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But do you have a
(https://taskandpurpose.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/02/13/imgonline-com-ua-FrameBlurred-CmX9FhrdH8x.jpg)
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Can you send me the 3D print files please so I can make a ghost gun version?
Sure. Please send $1200 for the plans. I take cash and cash app..
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Not only does the magazine clip hold 100 rounds, they hold the super secret plastic, heat-seeking, corner turning, x-ray invisible bullets. AND my gun has the shoulder thing that goes up...so there...
yeah well I have the new and improved laser guided tracer rounds that will stop anything with an engine block in the front. And the best thing is they are on sale at Wally World this week.
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yeah well I have the new and improved laser guided tracer rounds that will stop anything with an engine block in the front. And the best thing is they are on sale at Wally World this week.
Can I use the gun show loophole and have ghost guns and some of those tracer thingy's shipped directly to my door anonymously?
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Can I use the gun show loophole and have ghost guns and some of those tracer thingy's shipped directly to my door anonymously?
Sure . You just need Form AB/0000+m729/Alpha Zulu made out in triplicate and when you see the line "Types of ammo" scratch out hollow points and write in what you want.