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Title: Have a big smile on my face today.
Post by: CC27 on July 17, 2024, 11:23:33 AM
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multigraincracker (33,184 posts)

Have a big smile on my face today.

Driving into town there is a lot of construction going on. I'm old and never in a hurry.
So, I'm going into town and hit the Slow Down Construction ahead merge left. Look in my mirror the vehicle behind me is like 100 yards back. I put on my signal and that asshat, in a big black Cadillac SUV, just like the ones in a tRump motor cade,
is flying well over the regular speed limit trying to get in front of me before the construction area. I slow down when I see this to get out of his way
Well there was a black Jeep SUV behind him. The Sheriff Dept uses them and I'm thinking wouldn't that be funny. Sure enough he got pulled over. I gave the cop a thumbs up.

https://www.democraticunderground.com/10182035655

 Five bucks says this never happened...
Title: Re: Have a big smile on my face today.
Post by: USA4ME on July 17, 2024, 11:30:16 AM
Who writes this stuff?

I was on my way to Orlando a couple of weeks ago and there was a major accident that happened right in front of me. I didn’t run back here to write about it, nor do I care about the politics of the people involved. But I am normal, so that explains why the primitive did what it did and I didn’t do the same thing.

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Title: Re: Have a big smile on my face today.
Post by: SVPete on July 17, 2024, 12:02:58 PM
1. Were Trump travelling by limo, he would be in a motorcade with Secret Service vehicles, not solo.

2. DUmmie multigraincracker is :jerkit: -fantasizing that the caddy was Trump's limo, :rotf: . Of course, the whole :bouncy: could entirely be :jerkit: fantasy-fiction.

3. DUmmie multigraincracker oozes economic envy, pretty typical there in DUmmieLand.
Title: Re: Have a big smile on my face today.
Post by: Airwolf on July 17, 2024, 12:54:12 PM
They are such simple creatures. being a smiling idiot over stuff like that shows more about the DUmmy than it does most normal people.
Title: Re: Have a big smile on my face today.
Post by: Old n Grumpy on July 17, 2024, 01:28:37 PM
I went out to lunch today and saw a man with a red tie just like the one Trump wears, so I flipped him off and walked away with a big smile on my face while he stood there looking totally dumbfounded.
As I walked out the door everyone was cheering and clapping and patting me on the back.

This is a true story no malarkey!
Title: Re: Have a big smile on my face today.
Post by: ADsOutburst on July 17, 2024, 02:29:53 PM
And the point is... the Cadillac SUV reminded the poster of Trump's motorcade? They had to find some way to tie the incident to politics, and that was it? :mental:
Title: Re: Have a big smile on my face today.
Post by: BannedFromDU on July 17, 2024, 03:12:54 PM


     I had a bowel movement today in a public restroom, and upon leaving I smiled, because Trump might have gone in there afterward and smelled the stink. Stick it to the man!
Title: Re: Have a big smile on my face today.
Post by: Airwolf on July 18, 2024, 04:05:03 PM
I went out to lunch today and saw a man with a red tie just like the one Trump wears, so I flipped him off and walked away with a big smile on my face while he stood there looking totally dumbfounded.
As I walked out the door everyone was cheering and clapping and patting me on the back.

This is a true story no malarkey!

No one jumped out of the bushes?